THE SENATE WILL HEAR ANONNUS INCELUS CHUDDUS
should I watch rome? it didn't have cultural impact so i skipped it
JANNY MAGNUS. I HAVE A QUESTION CONCERNING YOUR FRIEND AND CO-JANITOR. THE DARLING OF HOSTESS. GAIUS JANNYUS CAESAR.WHY DOES HIS TREADMILL REMAIN EMPTY? WHY DOES HE NOT LOSE WEIGHT? HIS ILLEGAL DELETIONS ARE OVER./tv/ IS LONG SINCE ON ITS KNEES. WHY DOES JANNY KEEP OUR BRAVE POSTERS FROM THEIR CUNNY AND OFF TOPIC THREADS.FOR EIGHT LONG YEARS HE HAS GORGED HIMSELF LIKE A WOLF ON THE POCKETS OF HEAT. AND THEREBY MADE HIMSELF MONSTROUSLY FAT. WHY?!WHY DOES HE PLY THE MOB WITH INCONSISTENT DELETIONS AND BLACKED THREADS. WHY?!WHY HAS HE DELETED THE BANE THREADS OF EVERY ANON ON THIS VERY BOARD? WHY!I'LL TELL YOU WHY HE DOES THESE THINGS.HE WANTS TO BUY HIMSELF A MODERATORSHIP.HE WANTS TO DESTROY OUR BOARD CULTURE.AND RULE /tv/ AS A BLOODY TYRANT!
>>215040889how did he have such a fucked up lung cancer voice when the Romans didn't have tobacco?
>>215040911It had cultural impact on 4chan.
>>215040889>>215040959I enjoy these things so much
>>215040911>romeIt's old as fuck and irrelevant HBO slop, why the fuck would you watch it now
>>215040889I want to hear from Biggus Dickus
I have heard many speak that Trannicus Grumii is not a lady, I motion that since he is a lady he be REMOVED from the senate forthwith and his property, senate seat, slaves, estate and the right of paterfamilias transferred to, Boipussicus, his nordic twink, since he is the "husband" in the "relationship" and it is the husband that has these rights
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>>215041363Why watch anything Rome-related that isn't I, Claudius?
>>215040911S1 is good, s2 is rushed and was meant to be two seasons before it got the axe. They cut it before dvd sales came out and didn’t realize how huge that would be. I don’t think it’s a great show but it isn’t terrible
When I was a newfag, I defended this board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to janny, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, janny. Please listen as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a hot-pocket-sodden, porn-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt while working eighteen hours a day. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are /tv/'s Helen of Troy. It is regrettable, then, that you will never be a woman.
>>215040962They had marijuana. Jocasta was getting the good stuff from Macedonia.
>>215040911spoiler, the republic fell
>>215041530Season 2 was meant to be four seasons.
>>215041530I like how we're still pretending s3 never happened
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>>215041425What would you like to hear? I am he
>>215041605Iirc four seasons were planed but the last couple seasons were going to be about Caeserion and Pullo galavanting around britain or something, which obviously got cut
>GRACCHUS! SOMETHING MORE CHEERFUL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv2_2nN2B5U
>>215041709Was it Britain? I thought it was five seasons and they were going to Jerusalem. Britain would've been better, pullo could've fathered vast flocks of Romano British and taught them all his stupid accent.
>>215041805That’s what some video I watched about it said, the idea being they’d be on the run from the Roman authorities who want Caesarion dead so they go to the fringe of the empire and get involved with some barbarians who are also acting against the empire. There’d be other sublots as well so maybe there would be jerusalem stuff
>>215040959Based
>>215040889how come romans had these fancy names but modern italians all have meme names like mario and luigi
TOMORROWAT THE STICKIED THREAD OF HIROSHIVSAN AUCTIONOF EXCELLENT JANNIESFROM LEARNED OLDFAGSTO PLIANT FEMBOYSHIROSHIVS HAS JANNIESFOR EVERY BUDGET
>>215040889"Erant in eā legiōne fortissimī virī, centuriōnēs, quī prīmīs ōrdinibus appropīnquārent, Titus Pullō et Lucius Vorēnus."-dē Bellō Gallicō 5.44
>>215040959>pockets of heat
