>Well, it was nice working with you, partner>Tulio, I just want you to know, I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona>So... You... You f...
>Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free-range?
>mfw anytime I need to do something
>I want in>In?>On your scam>What? There's no scam. Why would you think there's a... Why?
kino
>A boat?>Yeah. Um, we really hate to be ascending so soon, but, uh, some urgent business has come up, you know, family matters, you know, and it's just a bit...>Yeah, family>Badda-bing, budda-boom, you know what I mean>Oh, we expected you to be staying with us for the next thousand years>Well, as we say in the spirit world, there's your plan and then there's the gods' plan. And our plan calls for a boat, 'cause we're gonna ascend kind of in a horizontal pattern at first. And then we're gonna go vertical, as we get further out to sea
>>215041012>fucking sucked my dick? I was right!there was no girl in Barcelona
>Look, sweetheart, we're on the middle of a con here, walking the razor's edge. I can't afford any tempta, uh, distractions. So, I'm sorry. So sorry. But perhaps another time? Another place, hmm?>Too bad. I'm free now>I'm not really sure I trust you>Hmm. I'm not really asking you to trust me. Am I?
>So, how's the escape plan coming?>Okay. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats, and then we row back to Spain like there's no mañana>Back to Spain, yeah?>Yeah>In a rowboat?>You got it>Great. Sensational. And that's your plan, is it?>That's pretty much it>Well, I like it. So, how de we get on deck?>Umm.... In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats...>Oh, great>Well, okay, what's your idea, smart guy?>What do you mean? Don't ask me that! You're the one with the plans
>My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ. And I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more, and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives
I think that a big reason why this movie flopped is because it came out shortly after Toy Story 2, whose CGI looked amazing at the time. El Dorado probably came across as old-fashioned to audiences.
>>215042200probably. there was no hype for it from the kids I hung out with
>>215041841Alright, Cuba!
>>215042289The sugar canes are still there you know
>>215042200There was a definite perception among kids that 2d animation was inherently undesirable because CG was newer.
>unlikeable protagonist>no lyrical music>bad combination of 2D and CGI>gross-out humor>whitewashing>contemporary dialogue ("pretty cool, huh?")This movie is an insult to Prince of Egypt, Road to El Dorado, and Spirit
>>215043000>premieres in theaters on July 2>released on DVD/VHS on November 17Only 4 months and 2 weeks. That says a lot
>2025>a quality thread
>>215043000It was good though
>>215043800It isn't. Not for early DreamWorks standards and not for screenwriter John Logan standards
>>215041554As a kid all this sex talk such just completely whooshed over my head
>>215041012skibidi toilet?
When do they do a historically accurate R-rated live action remake with Xochitl Gomez?
If it's white man's purpose to breed hot native american women, why are mexicans, who are the natural outcome of such purpose, so unjustifiably hated?
>>215044748>unjustifiablyHarris lost
>>215044748>unjustifiably hatedBecause the retarded native genes are dominant. The sophisticated, European genes are eclipsed by the native's natural inclination towards primitivity. Duty bound, guilt-centric dispositions indicative of reasonable society cannot be inseminated to a new civilization. There is no shortcut. In summary, they're retarded.
>>215044748>hot native american women
>>215042628SEXOEXO
