>when he plugs his laptop into the DHD with a cable
>>215041559>implying carter cares when she's constantly plugging in laptops into alien devices.
>>215041559it actually blows the normie girl mind the concept of consuming jewish media without paying for it.
>he locked the iris
>>215041698the ancients couldn't invent wifi?
>Soo, babe, it's a custom home setup dialing computer based on the DHD, but completely n-I mean-jury-rigged, but way more flexible. It has automated dialing with its own database, a custom Iris security system, it's independent from galaxy-wide auto-updates, most importantly, it spins and... uh babe where are you diaing, wait!
my cutiefu
>>215041559>Mfw I hide the laptop and they have no idea how I have so many "subscriptions" to watch literally anything they want and they are so impressed, they immediately go down on me within 2 minutes of the movie or show they chose to watch startedI love this life HDMI laptop brothers
>>215041559>when GOOLD?
if you're attractive to a woman literally nothing you do will give her the ick. she will think you're cute and "nerdy" for knowing how to use a computer like that or something. women will literally make all of your flaws into things they like about you if you are attractive. you can even fart in front of them and they will giggle and respect you for being so secure.