Bussed it Bossed it editionPrevious:>>214997100>>215020468
PREVIOUSLY:>Housemates received their economy shopping budget>Jenny complained because there was noy crusps, noy baskits and noy kyit kyats ders nuttin>Housemates got to spend their eyeballs on lots of treats>Elsa was one of the first up, chose not to have the pamper hamper despite having enough, then got jealous that Nancy chose the pamper hamper??>Richard chose to spend none of his eyeballs, saving them>Gani was evicted, saarschads..>Due to the storm, the live eviction was cancelled so he had to be back doored>Poor guy looked devastatedTONIGHT:>There's a new task for eyeballs>Housemates must follow an extremely specific set of rules, if they don't, they will lose eyeballs>If they correctly snitch however, they can gain eyeballs
Live stream highlights cause I forgot about the person who does those for the last couple of episodes whoops. They really should just make a live stream highlight compilation show on the Saturday or something. Because fans already do that anyways by editing the weeks non birdsong highlights and uploading them to Youtube anyways.
>>215043066
Saturday live streams are the best
So Celebrity Traitors has announced that it will air at 9pm as well which is as a shame as I would have made threads if it was on at 8 but since we're well into Big Brother now I can't just suddenly drop them for Traitors and can't juggle two threads at once. So if anyone else wants to make the threads if they're interested going ahead. I'll probably watch it after Big Brother when Late and Live is on and maybe make a few appearances in those threads.
>>215043145They're the least bird songed which is cool, I dunno why the other days are so harshly bird songed.
https://tiermaker.com/create/big-brother-uk-housemates-itv-era-15665445Nobody's in F yet. Zelah might get there though.
>>215043066>>215043099I'm guessing they didn't bother to do this for the first few nights.
I do not give a single shit about Elsa and the mystery meat mutt
>>215043296My every housemate one
Finally
George is the most disagreeable agreeable person in the world.
>Remember Nathan x Baked Potato? Remember how cringey that was? Well this year we're doing it again but Nathan is a nigger mutt.
Is this what we sound like to other people?
>You can be both British and PakistaniLol nope you paki cunt.
>>215043355Paid actor.
>>215043372Yes and look like
>>215043185I'll be watching both somehow but not worked out how to fit both in before bedtime
>>215043390he's such a walking stereotype i wouldn't be surprised. he's like a fedora atheist, whatever you actually think of atheism.
Nice back
Based Nancy outing Zelah as a tranny to the Deanos who didn't know. Also the virtue signaling boomer bitch can burn in hell.
every value i've ever held is being questioned, and i'm loving it.
They need to provide subtitles for Jenny
George is obviously a paid actor who's been purposely put in as a conservative punching bag so all the wokes can collectively shit on and deny his takes while Xitter cheers. Everything about him is comically exaggerated
Filth
nancy is breddy seggsy
>>215043467Reminder that he is allegedly a volcel
How could they not know? What with the zipper tits
SHEEEEEIIITTT NIGGAR WE WUZ BLECK N SHEEEIIT
will it EVER stop talking about transitioning?
>>215043536It would seem not
>>215043467he's 23 so i can believe he just lacks self-awareness. i had a mate EXACTLY like him when we were 16.
>>215043536This whole thing it has about coming out as trans to different housemates at a time is so needlessly complicated. My wife had the right idea coming out to everyone on the first morning.
>>215043536in fairness, they do keep asking him shit.i like him, fuck you /bbuk/.
What did marcus say was an ick?
>>215043578Well it was kinda obvious, everyone on here clocked Hallie on launch night.But you're right, Hallie talked about being trans twice in the entire series: Coming out to everyone, and talking about getting a vagina with the prize money.
>Xbox is an ickSo is being bogged.
Woooooaaaaah, Mr Vegas
George is a PC chad, right?
>>215043586Those are feasting eyes
>I've only been a man for 2 years>Unnamed Deano #3: BRUH DATS CRAZY UR BICEPS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE BRUHWhy are they like this?
>>215043587I wish she had a personality beyond "I am trans"
>>215043578it just makes me automatically think of a spilled microwave lasagne between their legs and makes my blood run cold a bit.
Marcus discovering his first BPD girl. Poor soul.
Do female to male trannies get fake willies attached or do they just keep their fanny?
>>215043588Opening lager with your teeth
>>215043641they cut out some of the forearm skin, roll it up like a swiss roll and attach it. some frankenstein doctors even elongate the piss tube down it.
>>215043578I miss our queens...
>>215043358
I love the fat chad so much..
>>215043629HE (i'm very modern) seems quite nice. generally friendly. into his personal training.it's the other one going on about 'kweer' shit that i can't stand. i don't even know what they are.
>>215043578do you think he's got one yet?
THE BITCH IS MENTAL MARCUSGET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN
George sitting in silence. gathering information. calculating.
>>215043656fair desu
>>215043708He literally is a chad too.>Uh, I would say I am very much an introvert also I've had like ten bitches on my dick lol
Unironically went out with someone like Elsa. Those was the first red flags I ignored.
>>215043372The brown creature he was talking to is what the left look and sound like to other people
>>215043747Weighs the same as ten bitches
GOOD COP BAD COP
>>215043711>the other oneSam? He's just a SEA monkey megafaggot. Obscenely effeminate but technically male.
>>215043780he's a big lad
>>215043467Bet ITV have edited out anything he has said that they would deem "too spicy" or too accurate, he might actually start converting some of the low info leftymongs that watch this show
>>215043780His weight makes sense if he eats every bird he's had, like a gender-swapped black widow.
>>215043604and spending time on Tiktok
why didn't George buy fixed-rate bonds instead of properties?
>>215043747Imagine the state of the specimens that would get with someone that fat
I'd do the same as Richard
>>215043893You don't need to imagine. We have Elsa and Jenny.
>>215043933The whole house would hate you
i hope we can have another riveting discussion about introverts vs extroverts.
Glad the jeet's gone. Show is a lot more watchable without having to watch his cringe and everyone else in the house awkwardly skirt around it
>George trying to sneak into the wolfpack
is the itv.com stream desynced for anyone else?
Power couple
>>215043954Jenny maybe because she was the same weight last year
>>215044039The final two right there
wasn't she best friends with the other brown lad just a few days ago?
Unnamed Deano #3 must be an honorary Somali with this level of stupidty
nancy would get the penis
Yeah he needs to get far away from her she's BPD as fuck
>>215043983Both of them going would have improved the show by a huge amount
>>215044039>Cameron OG: Id>Richard: Ego>George: Superego
>DURR EHTS IZ OWN FAULTHate this wonky eared retard like you wouldn't believe
>>215044086>>George: Superegonah. George is a purely mid-term thinker, jazzing it up as long-term morals.
Forgot this bitch was Scottish. We never hear her speak.
>>215044060His entire thing is being as inoffensive as he possibly can. Good thing he's freakishly tall because he would be a total beta male otherwise
>>215044018watching on tv but it was last night
Black bitches like baldie will seethe at the Tories but you just know they're gonna vote for Badenoch
This "drama" with Elsa and the mutt is so insipid
>>215044060Braindead Deano """opinions""" on politics are cringe as fuck, bet he doesn't even know who the Prime Minister is
>>215044172Unironic Love Island shite.
>>215044134Because OG's balls are in her mouth most of the time
>interesting task/gimmick>no clue how it's actually progressing>'45' minutes inthe fuck is this?
>>215044134>Scottish-Italian-Polish mixProduces Top Tier women but absolute Orc men
>>215044134Titty melons
>>215044213um we need more trans black waymen takes and marcus/elsa love island crap chud
Someone on /brit/ was recommending the flash dust magnet
>>215044250i just got some cheap fluffy dusters from Poundland. works fine.what else can a duster realistically do?
>BoyfriendDROPPED
Somebody has to cap Deano's face when Nancy started talking about numbers in Italian o I am laffin
Nancy taking > 50 dicks
YES CAMERON YOU SHAGGER
>>215044311Jenny's taken more than 10 dicks
>scarsAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215044301He made a literal "woman is talking" face
A body count of 50 is not worth life as the Eternal Deano
CAMERON MOOBS
Cammy's tits are floating
Jesus
Still can't understand 70% of what this fat bitch is saying
AAAAAAAAA ZIPPERTITS AAAAAAAAAAAA
Elsa comes across like when an adult actor plays a child.
>>215044366wonder if he's got a buried willy
>>215044342>>215044373
Jenny is a proper retard>when a woman tells you to fuck off she doesn't actually want you to fuck off
>>215044349Fat Introvert shagging 10 bitches is more comendable. Any dumbass Deano can shag dumbass FemDeanos
OG Cameron has not fucked that many women, lol
THIS BITCH IS BIPOLAR AF
>only shagged 1 person in 4 dayswow imagine that haha got to be lying right
Of course the Irish retard discusses nominations. She'll probably end up a repeat offender as well.
Hope the BPD bitch tortures the mutt for weeks. Make his life a living hell
It's not worth it Marcus
Women like Elsa should be euthanised
>>215044425Those 10 bitches were probably a higher weight than him. Easy to pull if your standards are rock bottom
Holy shit she's unironically mental
>Mancunian mystery meat using the phrase "oo i shagged in eyebeefa"Peak modern British culture
>Marcus "only" shagged one person in 4 days>Fat introvert has shagged between 6 - 10 times>Cameron B has had 50 lasses
>>215044541based George saving his virtue.
>>215044477>>215044484I was getting anxiety watching that. BPD bimbos are simply not worth it.
Well if it ain't everyone's least favourite fried chicken-munching nigger
who's watching the chase?
>correcting Victoria sponge '''cake''' to Victoria spongebased.
Zeze sounds like she's dying. Fucking Marge Simpson tier
>>215044531
inb4 everyone claps.
Based George making Zeze short-circuit
Zeze getting BTFO by everyone
People who had more followers than "celebrity" Zeze on her entry to Celebrity Big Brother>Deano Zak from Big Brother 20>Elsa from this year>Emily from this year
>People are shocked that the woman who was abandoned as a child and claims she sees ghosts and demons is a nutter.
>>215044788i liked the one where they threw in a non-celebrity, got all the housemates to vote on who's the most famous, and she came somewhere in the middle.
>>215044856Then won the whole thing
>>215044894forgot she wonbased Chantelle
Sammy loves the Tranny
Cameron had a semi and was just adjusting
>>215044933is this straight, or is it gay?
What's the point of this faggot commentary on the eviction.
Lol Based Nonce dabbing on Poopoo Gani
SEE THA FOOTAGE SAAR
why wasn't Gani like this when he was in the house? he actually sounds like a grown-up.
Will hates Gani
>what can i do? my eyes automatically going down there.i thought he left the gay life behind to get married?
>*cackles like a witch and coughs profusely in your path*Excellent contribution, Zeze. You definitely needed to be in the studio, tonight.
>>215045125Danny was really shutting her down this episode
Zeze can't handle her spice
Lol get fucked boomer
BRAINLET ZEZE
Does Zeze needs to say "Its giving" before every sentence?
>Love Island>For straight peopleLol nice joke. It's spin-offs are just as fucking bent as Late & Live.
Love that this episode is shit on Zeze nice.
>The! Trans!Based Jenny triggering Danny
I haven't watched a Big Brother series since 2005 and that was only because I fancied MakosiWho's the standout so far this year?
>>215045563If you're talking about women then probably:>Jenny: Chubby slag from Derry, cant understand a word>Nancy: Parades around in a skimpy bikini and heels>Elsa: Acted all cutesy and "innocent" has masked off into a full BPD psychoIf you're talking about fave housemates:>Cameron K:Just a proper nice fat farmer lad who shags all the farmer women>GeorgeReform shit stirrer to the max>RichardBig game player with an innocent old man facade
>Cause he's old
This audience slag deserves to be raped
>>215045563They're all shit. I'm only watching to watch them suffer
whats happening on the live stream is it worth tuning in?
>>215046508Teja and Elsa are talking some boring shite
>>215046729Fucking deanos
>>215042912often forgets at 9pm anon here, for the first time this series i forgot it was on. that saturday break always fucked me last year with remembering the next day too. oopsie
Nancy's arse! Phwoar!
>>215046729>>215046508I never tune in now I just get the updates the next day.
>>215047472Nancy knows her role. Waltz around in a bikini, say she's Italian, thats it.
>Spends the entire time spouting illegible nonsense>Announces Zelah is trans loudly and clear as day>Goes back to babbling nonsenseBased.
Tomorrow is George's episode
>>215043296feel like S tier is basically impossible to reach in itv era bb and no one is A tier yet though of the 4 i've put in B i'd say elsa could make A if she goes fully mentalotherwise, i basically just dislike boomer women and immigrants and gays and that bird who was there one night cos she was clearly a media type (cunt)
>>215043296Weirdly don't hate the (white) Deanos as much as I thought I would. I don't like Caroline as a person and would hate to live with her but she causes a lot of friction, maybe even more effective at doing so than George. Elsa is a very volatile ranking for now but could be very good if she continues being psycho.
>>215048653also didn't rank Emily because she basically wasn't a housemate
>>215048133Who are your Ch4/5 Ss?
>>215048745Also why I didn't rank emily in mine
