Holy fuck...
>>215045980le conquest of Paradise :)
>>215045980Absolute kino. Based Mel.
fuck around and find out
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
>>215045980>"UNGABUNGA CHOPPY HEARTIE OOGABOOGA PLAGUE FAMINE OODABOODA">*here comes civilization*>"And This Is Why Colonizers Are Only Ever Evil"
>>215045980Human sacrifices must end.
>>215045980Is this how Apocalypto ends?They chase him throughout the entire movie and they're about to catch him then it ends just as the colonists are arriving?
>>215046749Yes. This is the beauty of it.
>>215045980>anime can't be kin-
>>215046749No it is not the end
>>215045980Is the sequel coming out yet already?!
>>215046749>>215045980Watch kinos instead of saving pics from reddit
>>215045980shouldn't have made up stories about lost cities of gold
>>215045980Is the world ready for a movie from the conquistador point of view?
>>215046810The sequel is The New World 2005
>>215046810>Sequel?Which shows evil white men from Europe murder and rape inocent brown folks?[TADUMMM!!!!]NETFLIXAny fucking day now....trust me any fucking day now
>>215045980me on the right
>>215045980they couldn't see the boats
>>215046797It's not the end scene, but it is the end. It's how the film's narratives ends.
giwtwm
The fat guy's wife was really fucking hot.
>>215046948The MC understood they brought men.
>>215046953just to clear it up I mean landing on a continent filled with prime native pussy that you can rape with no repercussions because you have guns not the native girl
>>215046749i think it supposed to mark the end of their civilizationthrough the movie we learn what caused the collapse of their gigantic empire, and at the end we see the final nail
>>215045980DEY SAIL NOW?!?
>>215046712They never ended, fucktard
>>215046953>>215046989These are not pure bloodThese are mixed with Portugeuse bloodMany of such cases
>>215047230This. Hence, the opening quote.
>>215047358
>>215045980>"Thank emmmm someone, saviors are coming who will show us the christian way and punish the satanists dominating our lands."I cried when he said that. Mel Gibson is such a chad.
>>215046953>>215046989asian women arent indigo...
>>215047353they'd just be brownerit counts>>215047418nigga native americans are just asians that crossed ice bridges, a lot of em have chinky eyes
>>215046989If you're gonna LARP as another race why LARP as a native american of all things, the most cucked peoples on the planet?
>>215046953>maize
>show supposed to be about mayans>showing crop failures and them mass sacrificing to the gods, classical mayan collapse in which many cities were abandoned>happened literally centuries before the new world was discovered, shoved in conquistadors for epic tweest ending
>>215047390I like how it's implied God is helping Almost throughout the movie.
>>215047464native women are beautiful
>>215047501It is a film
>>215045980God I hated this movie do much don't kill animals on screen fucking disgusting
Now it happens to Europe in 2025Karma always gets you
>>215047501Mel Gibson is not really famous for historically accurate movies. Remember when Jesus invented tables and chairs?
>>215047555>NOT THE FUKCING BOARINO NOOOOO
>>215047572Implying any of us did it
>>21504755515 million animals get slaughtered every day in the US alone.1 being filmed is nothing
>>215047594But enough about Charlie Kirk.
>>215047572>>215047587only ones that directly benefitted from colonialism were the elites, 18th century england was pretty much the worst place to live in the world, rahter live in an african village farming banging and chilling in my mudhut than 16 hour shifts at some dystopian factory or coal mine
>>215047648glad that kike apologetic died and a troon is going down for killing him
>>215047648Sex with Charlie Kirk’s widow who is money hungry and a whore
>>215045980
>>215047501>tweestStop doing that.
how do you defeat them
>>215047689quite literally made for BWC
>>215047689these are not native americans!!!!
>>215047666
>>215047689The only way is to keep them full of babies until they hit 35. If you leave their eggs unfertilized for even a few days they will destroy you.
>>215047666>>215047716wow you faggots are so edgy n epic
>>215047689Muskets and a sharp saber ought to do the job, I reckon.
>>215047784This. How made they make jokes for such a pure individual as Charles Kirk.
>>215047868sex in the mouth
>>215047689smallpox
>>215047906That's not how you get her pregnant! Now eat these Tapir testicles!
>>215047432>it countsI'm sorry I foolishly considered and thought you to be a friend whom I'm very much was fond about>But I'm taking that back>You ain't no friend of mine>And you are neither a friend of Ned>N-NopeI'm by no way shape or form a racist>ButI'm very much against Portugeuse race mixing>And so is Ned>We don't take kindly to that shit and we stick only with pure bloodsEven the Italians won't let you join their Mafia family's if your not pure blood Italian and you would need to show proof that you areMeaning that you would need to show your family tree going way back and no race mixing otherwise you could not join>I can respect that>And so does Ned
I wish I could have been on the set with everyone making this movie. It looks like they had a hell of a good time. Must have been quite the unique experience that they all still talk about to this day.
