Favorite unconventional Game of Thrones pairing?
>>215049305Arya & The Hound were the highpoint of the series
>>215049338Based
>>215049305Damn thm for ruining what ws a favorite show of mine! I sure as fuck know George gave up years ago. Lazy greedy liar! Blow more smoke up our asses GRRM!
>>215049305Arya and Pod the Rod
>>215049784retarded as fuck. gendry is a baratheon and they all have chad genetics. gendry is like 6'7 in the books
>>215049833Sorry pal, it's GRRM's canon that Podrick has a horse cock.
>>215049305I had a weird attraction to her
>>215049353did they?
>>215049900weird? she's pretty and sexy
>>215049882Varys asks Ros if he's hung, and Ros says no.
>>215049882>>215049942isn't he a little boy in the books? i thought the brothel scene was only for the show
>>215049305I wanted to see Sansa actually become Littlefinger's wife
>>215050162>tfw your crazy mother killed your beautiful smirkfu wife
>>215049305He was loyal to the end
>>215049305season 1 bran was insanely cute shota hot
>>215049909Yeah, she pegs him.
>YARA?! But we fucked all last night?! You still have my seed dripping out of you!>I wanted to see who you were, little brother. And now I have.
>>215050162Natalie Dormer could just ooze sexual tension.
>>215050919>Y-Yeah you sure showed me sis.
>>215049305My favorite GoT character is the fat, loud, outspoken bearded guy.
>>215050091I'm still shook by that story arc. Remember the scene where Sansa goes,>"I know what you want..."and becomes sexy Dark Sansa. Everything up to that point was leading to them fucking.But then Littlefinger sells her to the Boltons? And disappears? Why? For what reason? What was Littlefinger's end game with Sansa?
>>215051046he was so cunning and playing so many games with so many different people that not even dumb and dumber knew what his ultimate plan was, even they were in the dark
>>215051303What was his ultimate plan? Because I think having Sansa marry Lord Robin, kill Lord Robin, and then marrying Sansa is as high as his ladder goes.
>I have become oddly fond of my fat little wifebased roose the architect>>215051046>for what reasonbecause D&D decided to fold together 3 different storylines that actually made sense into a single plot line that made everybody involved into a retard
>>215050919She didn't fuck him.
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>215051718That's cause his dick got cut off.
>>215049305I liked the dynamic between Stannis and Jon
>>215050195Poor kid was in love. Did we ever see his mom react to his death?
>>215052032Sort of. Her brother rapes her on top of her son's corpse and then everyone immediately forgets that it happened.
>>215052089Shit, that's right? So many things happen that just get forgotten about by the next episode.The showrunners started speed running so they could do a Star Wars film that never got made. KWAB.
>>215050195Oh, yes, and Denholm is dead.
>>215052022Jon was a retard for not taking the deal Stannis offered. Could have been banging Val in Winterfell instead of getting stabbed to death
>>215049305>hey we found this smelly whore woman in with a stinky pussy in the woods>let's just have her hang out with the prince alone, I'm sure she's loyal and nothing bad will happen to him
>>215049305No one in GoT game me a boner like this filthy hag
>>215052350Why would she betray her best chance at a decent life?
>>215052426why is the smelly woman you found in the woods your best option to watch the prince?
>>215052672It helps that everyone else was dead or a long way away.
>>215051046>What was Littlefinger's end game with Sansa?Nobody cared about his plan until he put on the gloves to protect his little fingers.
>>215049353That scene in particular was the very last moment GoT was a good show.
>>215052329True story. Jon is still insecure about being a bastard so he has to be super autistically honorable like his super autistically honorable Uncle/adoptive father
>>215049833No one knows what is 6,7Use metric, bitch
>>215049936>literally named NymphoRowling is so based
for me its xaro xhoan daxos and doreah locked in a room for eternity
>>215051046just bad writing
>>215053742Mate, calm down. You don't need to know exactly how tall someone is. You should be able to figure it out. You don't get to turn off your brain for something outside of your comfort zone.
>>215053820Roxanne McKee peaked in Hollyoaks, but she should've had a bigger role in GOT
>>215049833Baratheons are known for not being able to satisfy a woman. No wonder she went east to find a bbc
>>215049833Baratheons are known for not being able to satisfy a girl. No wonder she went east to find a bbc.
This was definitely the worst character pairing, I can see why they might've thought it was a match made in heaven but the actors had zero chemistry and they ruined what should've been the most significant period of character development of Jaime with an unfunny comic buddy duo.
>>215053820They got let out as soon as she left.
>>215053820Yet another character butchering by D&D.In the books Doreah was forced into it and Dany forgave her. She died later of illness.They didn't even show Dany having lesbian sex with her maids.
>>215056025Apparently Doreah and Missandei taking turns munching Daenerys's barren muff was too risqué for D&D.
>>215052350Stinky whore women are like stray cats. All it takes is a bath, some food and positive attention and they warm right up.
>>215056101Maybe she was not smelly.
>>215049305A lowborn bastard manages to get a pretty noble girl despite their class difference. Truly the most romantic story of GOT.
>>215056184Why is he shorter than her.
>>215056190Shitty genes and bad diet.
>>215056184
>>215049305I completely forgot that bitch existed, until just now.
>>215053820How the hell did they even come up with a minor side character from the first book who dies in the desert becoming a villian for season twoI know Dany only has four chapters in the second book but they should have just chosen to adapt some storm chapters for her in season 2 and end the season with her leaving Astropor instead of this weird filler story
>>215055926seethe more cuck
>>215055926seething cuck
Arya and Tywin
>>215051046if the books were written by pre woke grrmlittle finger would totally groom and fuck sansait's very obvious it was going in this direction but the writers and maybe the actress of sansa and generally people didnt want this to happen so they make it sansa is being raped and then empowered arc
>>215053820>eternity
>>215056190Because he is.
>>215058808Kek absolutely. Her sudden pivot to "queen of the north" was weird and forcefed. Her character screamed corrupted innocence and casualty of the pervs around her.
>>215051636>that imageKek
>>215052089That was Joffrey deathThey briefly talk about Tommen in the first ep of season 7 but Cercei cuts it short
>>215056184>Marry someone>They want to have sex with you>yfw
>>215051718She did. It clearly states that in the quote.
>>215049305>Hotpie and Aria
>>215050091she's too big for her
Brienne and Davos
>>215059747Remember when Davos "accidentally" touched Melisandre's tits and groped them because he "thought they were fake?"
>>215051597We talking books? In the books, Robin will be killed after Sansa marries Harry the Heir.
>>215057289This.
>>215060101I prefer this one.
>>215053820>They didn't even show Dany having lesbian sex with her maids.the didnt?
>>215053473That scene in particular emphasizes how fucking terrible and lazy GOT got as a show.>completely illogical scene happens with shit writing, but at least the actor is having fun! I hope the actor likes us!
Meera and Bran get married after their dads get gay married
>>215060631it was very upsetting that she just disappears
>>215060714>the show never gave us non-flashback Howland ReedAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
why is that bron kid so fucking weird looking?
>>215060734>Bong
>>215053473it's dumb because they'd still pay ransom for her, she's actually more valuable with Lysa dead>Westeros thinks Sansa is dead or in hiding due to regicide>Arya is now the lady of Winterfell and heir to Riverrun with Edmure in chains with no kids
>>215060730I like how he literally did fucking nothing in the show whatesoever, like during the entire events of the show he was just chilling in the swamp? In the books he is seething about what happened to the Starks and he was pelting Victarion Greyjoy at Moat Calin with poison arrows, trying to take back the North
>>215060631>>215060714I was expecting a reunion where Bran admits he wanted her away from Winterfell because he knew she'd die protecting him, but she just never appears again. Did the actress piss off Dumb & Dumber like Barristan Selmy's did or something?
>>215060869I was expected her last words to Bran to be a big reveal that had huge consequences for the ending of the story. "You died in the cave" she said. What did that amount to in the end? Jack shit. While it should have been implying Bran was taken over by a malevolent being to carry out its own machinations. Likely Bloodraven, who wasn't just a kindly old man. Now Evil-Bran was King, could prevent any plot against him, and could live for millennia. But nah, he's just normal Bran. Still surrounded by snakes, liars, and schemers. Giving a destroyed kingdom to his sister for no reason while his other sister abandons them both for no reason.
>>215049338>>215049353no, maisie williams is an awful actress that forced d&d to give her a sex scene>>215049305>>215060869>>215061024bran is only supposed to see around the old trees that have faces, but d&d decided that no he should be able to see everywhere
>>215059966lmao wut
>>215061274He can see around the trees, AND skinchange into animals, AND time-travel his consciousness, AND skinchange into time-travel entities. That's why he can "see everywhere".
>>215061481That's really dumb.
>>215061481shouldnt work like this at all, he can morph into present animal and see what they see, thats ok, but he shouldnt be able to enter in the mind of a bird 100 years ago even tho there is no weirwood nearby, pretty sure its D&D that didnt follow any rules that GRRM made, he probably didnt make any rules and they decided to do like you said, it just make no sense. i was fine with hodor because he spend all his life suffering the damage done by bran, he didnt change time, it was always like this. but its okay, like your dumb story, but the bloodraven power should only be linked to the weirwood tree, thats why they destroyed them all in the past and you have a hard time finding any of those below the north,
>>215061547>try this>Night King catches the crow>Night King uses unexplained magical bullshit to psychically attack Bran>Bran is now out of commissionWhat now? You needed the assassin to go fast.
>>215061274>bran is only supposed to see around the old trees that have faces, but d&d decided that no he should be able to see everywhere>"Nor will your sight be limited to your godswood. The singers carved eyes into their heart trees to awaken them, and those are the first eyes a new greenseer learns to use … but in time you will see well beyond the trees themselves."books strongly implied Bran would eventually be able to see beyond just the trees
>>215061575>>215061481okay i was wrong all these years, you are the first who tell me this.
>>215061575>the books will do this stuff so much better when they come out any day now *refreshes NotaBlogDo you retards seriously never get tired of being so delusional?
>>215061574You see how there's a bunch of crows? Yeah. Bran can control a hundred of them. They can destroy Night King's Walkers and swarm him, dive bombing him at supersonic speeds faster than he can swat them all away. And if he grabs one, it will drop the knife, right into the mouth of another swooping in to catch the knife and stab NK destroying him. It would have been super epic.
>>215061658It defies belief. They go on and on about how the showrunners weren't smart enough to properly adapt x plotline/character. If they had the IQ of a ten year old, they would realise that gurm is a hack who wrote some mystery box fantasy series after failing in as a TV writer, and he never had any intention of actually finishing it, and gave up even pretending to do so the minute HBO handed him his first royalty cheque
>>215061697You're expressing paranoid delusions
>>215060869what did the actor for Barristan do?
>>215062501
>>215049305So who changes Bran's diapers?
>>215062775Edmure
>>215055997Also it's off character for Jaime to have a buddy, especially one that disrespects him so much, considering he's a narcissist that hates people overall (the only exception being Brienne).
>>215060554In the books she had actual sex with them, this was just a bit of foreplay.
>>215057289>if you're over 25 and own a computer you must play this gamealso, puberty and bong genes fucking massacred him
>>215049338Yes in the books they were. TV show ruined that bit too.
>>215055997>>215062845>the most significant period of character development All he does is mope around the Riverlands that his sister has been banging other men
Older mentor taking on younger apprentice of different gender (purely platonic) to adventure is always kino
>>215062791He wasn't on the journey north of the wall with them though. I find it surprising that Martin didn't write a highly detailed description of Bran's toilet procedures.
>>215061658Dany never was that person in the books. D&D were obsessed with making her this cold, badass ruler to milk the khaleesi dragonlord moments.In the books she was kinder and a much warmer person, actually had a good sense of humour. You could really understand why people of all kinds flocked to her.
>>215062942She's kind to her friends and people she pities all the time in the show
>>215061658>the show had some shit writing at times but every time bookfags put on some diatribe about the superiority of those trash ass books it falls flatI don't think a single person who has ever actually read the books has said that the show was better in any way whatsoever
>>215062942https://youtu.be/rkxRBNty9GAThe show really ruins her entire character and plotline in favor of feminist girlboss moments. I remember in the book, the scene where she confronts Jorah for spying on her to Varys was pure kino, basically the culmination of all three books up until that point. Then in the show it was a boring soap opera tier forgettable scene. In the book her internal monologue shows us that she has already forgiven Jorah and wants him to beg her forgiveness so she can just pardon him and be done with it, but he totally spills his spaghetti and makes a mockery of himself in front of the entire court and Daenerys is devastated because she realizes she has to banish him now. The show is also sorely lacking the Barristan reveal too
>>215049305Sansa and Jaime.https://youtu.be/p659p8GSPLQ?si=knr6UHcIVjildMWbThe female cast all swoon over him too, lmao. He's 44 here too..
>>215063078They butchered most characters in one way or another, but Daenerys got it especially bad for a main character.Even Emilia Clarke wanted Dany to show more emotion in certain moments but the showrunners refused.
>>215061658>>215061794>>215061697basedo, George deserves all the hate.>>215063024wtf you taking about, loads of people on /lit/, /tv/ and reddit glazing the books when they're full of fucking holes.>>215062942>>215063078>Remember Dany in ADWDI'm getting PTSD from the fucking boredom, what a fucking trash book.
>>215063024I do. Fuck the kettleblacks.
>>215063154>wtf you taking about, loads of people on /lit/, /tv/ and reddit glazing the books when they're full of fucking holesThe guy criticizing the books can't read lmfaoo you can't make this shit up
>>215063127>They butchered most charactersWait till you realize how pointless and deep as a puddle all of the characters added in AFFC and ADWD are, and George added a truckload lmao.
>>215062858>in the books
>>215063024Most people I've met IRL who were fans of the show didn't think much the books. They are horrendously bloated, having schitzo pacing and clunky faux medieval dialogue outside of a few kino scenes.
>>215062724had the audacity to question dumb and dumbers take on his character, specifically he mentioned the books which was a huge no no for them so they got rid of him in the most undignified way possible
>>215049305
>>2150537422m o algo
>>215063524nice fanfiction. Barristan was killed off because he is an utterly useless character in both show and books
for me its myranda and violett
>>215064341He would have given her more legitimacy when she went back to westeros. Instead she shows up with two foreign armies and two former members of the small council who nobody on either side ever really liked.
>>215064930What dumbass argument are you actually trying to make here?
Joffrey x Myrcella
>>215062872How so?
>>215049305They hated each other and that's hot.
>>215065303>quoting yourself seething
>>215062872bookcucks will literally say this about anything
>>215064341>Barristan was killed off because he is an utterly useless character in both show and booksYou have not even read the books, else you would not say such a retarded thing>>215065365cry
>>215065457>You have not even read the booksYou retards always say the same shit without fail, because youa re too stupid to come up with substantive replyGo on, tell me one thing of genuine importance Barristan does in the books you snivelling subhuman
>>215065029I was showing an example of berristan's potential usefulness.
>>215065635Wtf does that in-universe reason have to do with the decision the showrunners made to kill him off as character who is practically not doing anything but still collecting a paycheck?Why am I even talking with you retards? You probably actually think gurm is still working on the series and is going to come up with something bteer than the show lmao
>>215065761You said he was a useless character in both the book and the show. I wasn't commenting on the actor or why he got fired, I was commenting on the character.
>>215049353>Rory said his favorite scene to film was his fight with Brienne and that they actually spent all day beating each other up and were sore the next daybased Hound
>>215065519uhhhh he organizes the entire fucking defense of the entirety of Meereen and led a coup to reclaim power for Daenerys dumbfuck, he is literally the figurehead of her entire faction right now in the books. I like how you didn't deny the fact that you haven't read the books either; maybe don't talk as if you are an authority on things you know nothing about you double nigger
>>215063752You are a brown woman
>>215049305do they count
>>215066084For me it's fucking the one in the middle as the one on the right rides her face and makes out with me simultaneously
>>215061274i recall interviews of her costars saying that they watched her grow up so the sex scene was something they try to skip lol
>>215061658He is mixing up two charactersDoreah dies in the desert that exist to kill boffins Dany's book one supporting cast thar GRRM wants to replace. Also going through a desert ar a characters lowest piont is a common writing trope going back to the bible, Dany had random lesbian sex after qarth but before meeting Dario because GRRM is a boomer pedophile perv with a different dothraki handmaiden that just depawned in the show
>>215065353nah, it was pretty one sided
>>215066211That was GRRM's original plan when he first pitched asoiaf.
>>215066292same
>>215051046because the Theon plot was the best part of ADWD but they felt like no one would have cared if he was saving some tertiary character from the 1st season
>>215065635>>215065886>>215065855The series has 24 (or 20, bit fuzzy) and 16 different locations. Most predictions have Barristan dying before he makes to Westeros, the character much like a shit load of POVs in AFWD is BLOAT. The garden is the amazon jungle in terms of bloat and sub plots.>but muh worldbuilding and depthWhat about the main fucking POVS? Bran has had 3 chapters since the damn Clinton administration. He's supposed to be King, he's nowhere near any semblance of a plotline for that; it would take another 5 books at the meandering pace of ADWD style books to get to a conclusion to the story.>>215067126>they felt like no one would have cared if he was saving some tertiary character from the 1st seasonBecause they wouldn't. Remember the girls that got hunted down by Ramsay in the show? Nobody does; it would only have an impact on the audience if it was a character you actually gave a shit about.
>>215066084BESSIE
>>215065907explain yourself.you speak riddles.be quick: i'm on my way to leave this place soon.
