This movie is pure perfection>The bad guys are Russians, blacks and Jews>They are all pure fucking evil>They are all dead by the end of it>The main character ends up with huge pile of money for getting rid of them
>>215049528Well thanks for the spoilers, I'm not watching it now.
>>215049528>Caught Shilling
>we shouldn't have let the goy drive
>>215049549kek
>We shouldn't have let the goy drive...
>>215049528There is also an evil spic. I think he's the first one to be killed
>>215049549>muh spoilersThe movie is already on home media, so if you didn't saw it till now, you won't see it ever anyway. Like I give a fuck if you saw it or not, when this is a discussion for people who already did
https://youtu.be/xrqx8q-c93o?si=aa0wXlemsiATuW6R&t=29
>>215049528One of the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen. Gets the shit beaten out of him. Wakes up in hospital after being in a coma for 2 days. His fuck buddy tells him he's lost a kidney and it's like "oh well, how's my team doing in Baseball". Leaves the hospital and continues to run, climb in and out of windows, fight and outsmart bad dudes. Pee Wee's Big Adventure is more believable action flick over this. Fucking terrible.
>>215049985"suspension of disbelief is my whole personality" types are the worse audience member.
>>215049528>spoiling movies for zero coherent reason whatsoeverWhat a faggot.
>>215049553kek
>>215049528It was underwhelming and forgettable
>>215049555Best line in the movie. I literally laughed out loud.
>>215049528Yet the Jewish director didn't kill himself after completion. That must really bug you, OP.
>>215049755>didn't saw itThe intelligence of /tv/, gentlemen.
>>215049985I'd LOVE to see what your idea of a "believable' action comedy would be or why you'd even want realism. I bought it. I thought it worked well. Too bad you can't enjoy movies, anon.
>>215049528gay postergay name
>>215049528Austin Butler is relentlessly handsome.
>>215050145When a writer suspends belief they are basically writing checks, the problem is that you need a stable "income" for a valuable payoff. Except movies like this write checks they can't cash. It's just asspull after asspull. To the point where the main character beats up a big tough Russian henchman with one punch, but then loses a fight to Regina King.
BEEN CAUGHT STEALING, ONCE, WHEN I WAS FIVE
>>215050717He relents. At least this one isn't as off base as that ugly kid from Alien Earth. Forced meme faggotry is pathetic.
>>215049528I really enjoyed this movie. Probably my favourite of this year
>>215051504If you enjoy this garbage you've clearly never watched early Guy Ritchie or Tarantino. And I don't say that because I'm a Richie/Tarantino fan, but because this movie is trying so hard to be it when it's nothing but a cheap and soulless copy.
>>215051576You are never going to get laid in your lifetime. lol
>>215051605And you will always have an extremely low IQ. Enjoy.
>>215049985>Black comedy is unrealistic!Who would have thought!>>215050184The movie came out 2 months ago and is no longer in cinemas, faggot
>>215051576>Faggot doesn't know this is a book adaptation>With the script written by the book autor>Who in the forward in the book, back in 2003, thanked TarantinoMust be tough being a stupid nigger
>>215051730>it was based on a book! that means it's good!>it mentioned Tarantino once so that excuses the fact it was a poor and cheap copy!The only retard here is you.
>>215051801>Misses the point entirely>And sprouts things nobody said, claimed or even impliedTruly, you're one dense nigger
>>215051822What's your argument then retard?
>>215050499The guy gets shot and dies
>>215049528>Director: Darren AronofskyNice try
>>215051576>If you enjoy this garbage you've clearly never watched early Guy Ritchie or Tarantino.But what if I enjoyed Caught Stealing AND those Ritchie and Tarantino movies as well?
>>215049528Still not watching
>>215051698>i-it's been out for WEEKS!!!Not a valid excuse and it should require 5 seconds of brainpower to see why. You're too retarded to do this work and I won't do it for you for free.Here's a hint: "Chinatown" has been out for 51 years and yet I won't run around spoiling it for no reason because I'm not a stupid faggot, you stupid faggot. Moonroof your dome ASAP.
>>215049528I saw Zoe Kravitz and I skipped. It's that simple.
>>215051936To be fair, movies like Chinatown are unspoilable because of all the winding roads in that movie. Yeah, you could tell someone the ending but it's not going to register. Which is why it pays to have good writing, unlike the piece of shit Caught Stealing.
>>215051981she's kinda sexo in this
>>215051981Damn, maybe you would like Call me by your name is a homosexual movie
>>215051981No, child, she is an ICON and you will put posters of her on your wall. Enjoy.
>>215049528Arguably the best crime film of the decade so far, the car crash scene at the end in particular was masterfully executed:>"We shouldn't've let the Goy drive!"
>>215051985Chinatown is a good noir movie is a different tone, also the director is a pedophile
>>215051999she's still a negro, not watching
>>215051981You see her tits n ass in this.As a matter of fact this is one of the first American movies I've seen in a while with good female nudity and no male nudity.>>215051576>If you enjoy this garbage you've clearly never watched early Guy Ritchie or TarantinoThis movie is far better than Ritchie while it goes the extra mile compared to Tarantino because it doesn't have a 1970s-derived setting as a crutch
>>215049528>>They are all dead by the end of itgood to know, now I don't have to watch this shitty flick.terrible marketing strategy btw hope you get fired!
>>215052029>also the director is a pedophileName one director that isn't
>>215052059>This movie is far better than RitchieYeah, no. I'm not a Ritchie fan, but Lock Stock and Snatch are way above anything in this movie.
>>215052135>Lock Stock and Snatch are way above anything in this movieBegone, normalfag Bong. There were far, FAR superior British crime films from that same time period, i.e Sexy Beast and The Limey.
>>215049528just finished watching it. It is incredibly done. must watch!
>>215052182Retard, I never said anything about Lock Stock/Snatch compared to anything else except this movie. If you honestly think the cookie-cutter Caught Stealing is better then your tastes have been eroded to nothing.
>>215052283>cookie-cutter Caught Stealing There is nothing "cookie cutter" about Caught Stealing for a mainstream crime film. For that to be the case it'd have to be highly derivative, unoriginal, or chasing a trend, which it is not.
>>215051936>NOOOO YOU RUINED THIS MOVIE FOR ME FOREVERBefore this thread, you didn't even know the movie existed.Stay mad, faggot, about your superfluous spoilers. Zoomers are such fucking crybabies, always bitching about something
>>215052059>and no male nudity.Technically speaking, Butler gets naked. For torture.
>>215052354>ZoomersZoomers are the only people that have watched this movie in substantial numbers
>>215052319>For that to be the case it'd have to be highly derivative, unoriginalSay no more.
>>215052097>Discussing movie is a secret, covert marketing campaign>Plot content is sacred and should never be revealedAsk me how I know you aren't even 30
>>215052379Going by actual ticket sales data, it's an older millenial thing and younger Xers, since it topped with 40-50 demoAka people old enough to remember who the director is and what sort of movies he did when they were young
>>215052422>people old enough to remember who the director is and what sort of movies he didZoomers associate DA with The Whale, Xers with Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain, and The Wrestler, while Milennials associate him with Black Swan, Noah, and Mother. What "DA" means entirely depends on the age of the person you're talking to.
>>215052480Zoomers don't even know who this guy is, because he topped before they hit their teens
>>215052135mehI saw Snatch for the first time a few months ago and thought it was very forgettable
>>215052480>Look guys, actual ticket sale data is irreverent, because check this cool headcanon of mineZoomers didn't even made 5% of the audience for this movie. Fucking 60+ demo managed to have 20%
>>215052517>Zoomers don't even know who this guy isThe Whale was very popular with Zoomer /film/ types
>>215052354>can't figure out anything for himself>lashes out at strangers for it>out of no where, reveals one of his likely-many boogeymen>gets a rush from thinking others are "mad" at him being a dumbfuckBeyond saving, and stop misusing words you heard your dad use, retard.You're insufferable and STILL haven't put a hole in your skull, shaming your entire family. Get to it, hermano, chop chop!
>>215052528>thought it was very forgettableAnd yet you wont even remember Caught Stealing next week
>>215052572>Still seethingThe Jews were the ones who shot his girlfriend. And they kept it secret from him until accidentally revealing themselvesAlso, Russ dad really died out of stroke, it wasn't a set-up.
>>215052546Link the data then faggot, prove me wrong
i need darren aronofsky's next film to be a darren aronofsky film
>>215052588Nta, but care to explain yourself>[This movie] I like is a timeless masterpiece>[That movie} I don't like is forgettable trashAre you 5 yo?Both are forgettable, but entertaining crime comedies on more or less the same vibe, except Snatch is more of a bumbling idiot humour and Caught Stealing is more of a black comedy type of deal.
>>215052588Why are you shilling Guy Ritchie here, nobody outside of the UK likes his movies.
>>215052592>still thinks anyone is mad at his crybaby bullshitI'm not mad, you're just retarded?Doubling down does nothing for you here, does it? Other than further prove you're retarded? Which I didn't need? Faggot?
>>215052594Literally type "Caught Stealing tickets by demographic" into the search bar
>>215052641>REEEEE!The key never reached Paul, he just had it in his pocket the whole time. Paul and Amtrak died for nothing
I watch for Zoë
>>215052626>>215052623I realize /tv/ is consistently the dumbest board on this website, but now you guys can't even follow a conversation.I already said I'm not Richie fan. I just said that this film was trying very hard to be it, and it failed massively. That's it. If you don't get it then I can't explain it to you any further. Hopefully science can cure mental retardation soon.
>>215052660>still throwing a temper tantrum for nobody>proudly staying retarded>this is likely his only socializationYawn. Bye, faggot! I accept your concession.
>>215052674>this film was trying very hard to be it, and it failed massivelyThis movie has fucking nothing to do with Guy Ritchie movies other than it being a crime film set in the late 90s you dense fucking retard, that's what we're trying to say.
>>215052736>Still repliesThe key was first in the cat litter, which is why Russ passed Bud to Hank in the first place
>>215052674>I realize /tv/ is consistently the dumbest board on this websiteAnd you are a nice exhibit of just that, going on elaborate rant that makes no sense whatsoever
>>215052749>>215052797Oh, so the movie that tries to blend humor with seriousness, has multiple intersecting parties and motives, has the same visual and editing flairs, and revolves around crime and gangs, has no inspiration from Guy Ritchie?Okay bro, enjoy your mental retardation.
I don't usually try to be a contrarian, but you fags all comparing this to classic shit right away and not even making the connection that it's at least that good makes me like this moob more. No, it isn't as good as the classics, but just the act of comparing it to them makes it leagues better than the majority of the shit that comes out nowadays. 3 out of 4 stars (the plebbiest ranking system) for me.
>>215052644https://deadline.com/2025/08/box-office-labor-day-caught-stealing-austin-butler-weapons-1236501237/>Overall men at 57% but the breakdown is 39% men over 25, 29% women over 25, 18% men under 25 and 13% women under 25. The 18-34 demo repped 65% of attendance.The only "headcanon" here was yours lmao
>>215052909>movie that tries to blend humor with seriousness, has multiple intersecting parties and motives>revolves around crime and gangsThere's literally thousands of crime films made before Guy Ritchie even had a career that did this, Tarantino and Altman being the most prominent American examples (and the actual strongest influences on this film alongside The Sopranos, which you wouldn't know because you're a Bong).>the same visual and editing flairsThey don't at all, you've never seen this film if you think it does the same shit visually as GR movies.
>>215052626I really like King Arthur. Really wish they would have made a sequel
>>215051981her character gets shot in the head and dies halfway through
>>215052967>They don't at all, you've never seen this film if you think it does the same shit visually as GR movies.You weren't paying attention to the film. Thanks for playing. You're a genuine fucking retard.
>>215049799KINO and the soundtrack was so great, I'm still listening to kim's video and rabbit run on repeat >>215052021hadn't even thought about it in the greater context yet but I have to agree
>>215052667ok nice
>>215053004>You weren't paying attention You haven't even watched this movie lmao, go back to stroking it to 00s Jason Statham Britfag
>>215053071I've probably seen more movies than you've had hot dinners, zoomerfag. You're a genuine moron who can only pay attention if something is blowing up or someone is having sex. Try actually paying attention to all the moving parts next time, retardo.
>>215052911Yeah this is pretty much how I feel about this movie. It's objectively an 8.5/10 movie at most but there's been such a dearth of well-made, original, edgy crime movies for the past decade that it really sticks out.
I really liked the end credits. Never seen anything like that before. It was cool
It was alright
>>215049528it was decentI enjoyed itprobably one of the best released this year imho
>>215051698It's supposed to be a comedy?Well it fell flat in that area too. Absolute shit unfunny movie.
>>215054623Sex with Zoe (not Zoey this time)
I hope this movie generate good edits like the ones from bullet train. This movie was really good.>>215049549Kek, so true, spoiled the whole movie.
>>215054623That's my webm
>>215054620>Zoomer watched a movie without noticing its a comedy
>>215053197The irony is that the other guy is comparing it with Snitch, a movie from 25 years ago, missing a memo Ritchie did Gentlemen 5 years ago - a movie that is comparable in tone and style, but that wouldn't be contrarian enough if spotting the connection or the fact there is five fucking year gap since we had the last quality crime comedy
>>215052991It's way, way earlier. Shame, given how eager she was to undress in this one
>>215049528Don't forget about the Puerto Rican, who is first to die.Is it that DA is a Jew himself and thus could get away with all of this or what? They would fucking crucify any other director for this.
>>215049528more like caught lacking, amirite?
>>215049528>why do liberals inject politics into everything?
>>215056265... wrong thread?
>>215049528It started out as a humiliation ritual against whites before the odds were turned against the other factions at the end and it became a triumph for the everyday white guy. Kinda ballsy move from aronofsky all things considered
>>215049528Cinema is back!!!!!
>>215049799>>215049799Hot Jewess
>>215052030calm down Norman. You can't always fuck your Mommy
>>215052667Cool as long as a big tiddy Khazar milkers are in
People are so used to watching only movies with the biggest hype and marketing that they let these hidden gems pass by. I watched Bullet Train in theaters before it gained popularity, when people started downloading it from the internet, and I really enjoyed it. I also watched Caught Stealing in theaters before others realized how cool and good it is.
>>215058067>Boy, sure sounds like hipster is back in vogue!
>>215049528What? it was aggressively mid. I guess by today's standards it could be considered "good" if all you grew up on was Marvel slop.
>>215058067Bullet Train was trash, dog. Get the fuck off my airwaves.
>>215049553spbpmovie is really not that great, austin butler tries too hard to be cool
>>215058356>Movie you can watch for free at home now is being shlledThe absolute state of /tv/
>>215058494oh i wasnt aware, my pirate site just had it and it looked interestingthe jewish guys were fun
>>215058328>>215058356Some of you try too hard to be contrarians and end up making people miss out on good movies like this.
>>215058514Pyle sure shaped up
>>215058123>t. zoomer who grew up on Marvel slopAlways hilarious with you people
>jewish girls lusting for the gentile
>>215058793It's actually very true with Hasidic chicksThe real question is - are you insane enough to get involved.
>>215049985Yeah that part was silly, still a decent flick though.
>>215052601kek
>>215049985>An alcoholic high school drop-out does retarded shit and endangers his life on regular basis>This is somehow unrealistic
