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I have a friend (female) who likes horror films, and we've been hanging out recently to watch them, either at her dorm or mine. She doesn't have a roommate, so we usually do it at hers. These 'scary movies', as she calls them, are always high-budget Hollywood slop that came out in the last decade or so. I told her last week I knew about a really scary movie by this French dude, and she was intrigued, and so we started watching Irreversible.
But when the rape scene started playing, she started crying, asking when it was going to be over. I honestly forgot how fucking long it was, and just said 'in like 30 seconds I swear' probably three times. Probably the awkwardest thing I have ever experienced. When the guy started pounding Bellucci's face into the ground she asked me to turn it off and said she wanted to be alone. This happened on Friday and she still hasn't talked to me. Fucking 'horror' fans.
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>>215050751
>her
lost interest at this point. i only do stuff with guys.
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>>215050751
Ah yes, classic horror film Irreversible
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asserting your dominance like man, we taught you well
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>>215050792
FP is a faggot
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>>215050751
wowcwhat a bitch and she sounds like a pleb, dodget a bullet there you young buck

>>215050803
Ckimax is more of proper horror film, same director
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>>215050846
it's not gay if you're the top.
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>>215050751
Kek I showed this film to a gf in 2002 and she literally fled the house in tears and threw up in the street.
Women are fucking retards. You need to treat them like children.
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>>215050803
Well she also had some interest in exploring foreign and art films, so I figured this checked those boxes. Also if getting your anus prolasped by a pozzed French dude in a sweaty basement isn't horrifying then I don't know what is.
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>>215050846
Hanging out with women is gay. Slam and scram.
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>>215050751
there no such thing as female friends. either you want to fuck her or she wants to fuck you or youre a fag
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>>215050751
Anon I know you're extremely autistic and inexperienced but in case you didn't know women discuss everything you say and do with their friends. That's all they talk about.
>"yeah ummm, well he wanted to pick so like, i was like okay, and then he just put on like a violent rape movie"

How exactly did you see this going in your head?
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>>215050751
>Hollywood slop that came out in the last decade
There's your red flag right there.
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unfortunately certain topics aren't okay to bring up around women. sex is an absolute no-no, unless you're already banging her or she's your doctor. social etiquette says talking about it is indecent, especially in public. showing a woman a rape movie is an insanely bad idea. you dun goof'd bud.
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>>215050803
>You think getting raped in an alleyway isn't a horrifying
Unless I'm the one raping Monica Bellucci. Then in that case it's in the Fantasy genre.
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>>215050751
Dude what the fuck, are you dumb ? Or you dont have a father
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next time just pause it while she sobs
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>>215050751
this but deliberately. don't want some sally that can't handle shit.
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>>215050751
It takes a special kind of autism to show this movie to a woman. Rape is practically a banned word now so I can imagine how it would fry their brains lmao
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>>215050751
Irreversible is not a horror film you dick.
Hope you weren’t trying to worm your way into her panties man.
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>>215050751
Should've just raped her irl and then said afterward
>See, it's not even that bad. No need to cry about it snowflake geez
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>>215050751
So, I presume you're trying to fuck this girl eventually and you ask her out on an Irreversible movie date? Not very smart there, but hilarious nonetheless.
I had a similar experience, except on a larger scale. This horror festival I go to here in Lisbon had a surprise screening for the closing and the theater was packed with the typical onions boys and their blue/green haired gf's. Guess the movie? Ichi the Killer. Needless to say, everyone got audibly bothered and more than a few walkouts ensued when the women in the movie start getting beat to a pulp and having their nipples sliced and shit. It was one of the most awkward experiences of my life, 10/10 movie, would do it again.
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>>215050751
Gaspar Noe films are great to show to foids. I had a fuck buddy for a bit, showed her I stand alone. Made it out like it was about a mass shooter, then the ending happened and she was just like omg. I think we still fucked tho but she was not impressed.
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>>215050751
Climax is more woman friendly, even though it's the inferior film. Still a fun watch though.
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>>215054764
>This horror festival I go to here in Lisbon had a surprise screening for the closing and the theater was packed with the typical onions boys and their blue/green haired gf's. Guess the movie? Ichi the Killer. Needless to say, everyone got audibly bothered and more than a few walkouts ensued when the women in the movie start getting beat to a pulp and having their nipples sliced and shit. It was one of the most awkward experiences of my life, 10/10 movie, would do it again.
kek, i'd pay good money to have seen this first-hand.

>>215054515
Reminds me of some vid i saw, was in france i think. People leaving a showing were asked what they thought of it, film had rape or something like that in it. The guys were all virtue signalling about how wrong and disgusting etc. it was, meanwhile their dates are standing next to them trying not to laugh, some even saying they enjoyed it.
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>>215050751
Some of the replies in this thread makes me wonder what some of you see in this film. The rape scene is terrifying. To shame women for having a visceral reaction to it is retarded, that's literally the point of the scene
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>>215050751
I bet gaspar noe is into all kinds of fucked up shit.
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Infinity Pool always works even on the most attention deficient women, it's probably a mix of great cinematography,Alexander being handsome as fuck but also a pushover and an evil manipulative woman villain.Possesor is also pretty good
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ha, I got in a fight with my sister over this movie
we were discussing depressing movies and I mentioned this and she asked me to spoil it to her but I have a maxim to never spoil great movies to anyone I know and she got mad at me for not telling her what it was about.
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>>215050792
I bet you do
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>>215050751
bitches talk the talk but never walk the walk
as a general rule, they should not have the right to vote (on anything that matters)
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>>215054784
>graphic sex
Bullshit or my memory's fucked
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>>215050751
Fake and gay, but I wish it was true and OP was that much of an autistic faggot.
Anyway now that you mentioned Irreversible I gotta go masturbate again, thanks a lot op.
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>>215055130
Well he's a fag for starters
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I always have an irresistable urge to whip out my dick and start stroking it whenever I see Monica Bellucci in a nice outfit. That's why I haven't visited Cannes since 98 when I got caught (but luckily not banned). I don't wanna get banned from that place because, you know.
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bump
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>>215050751
If this is real, youre literally retarded to pick that film, and even more to watch it with a woman. But this is so autistic I almost believe it.
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>>215050751
I watched this with my ex and she wanted me to fuck her up the ass after.
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Irreversible unironically is a great movie. It perfectly utilizes the reverse timeline trick. Usually when something awful happens at the end of the movie your thoughts fade away soon as you turn it off, but if it happens at the beginning / middle section then it stays with you as you keep watching, that dread hangs on. And in this case the more you watch it the more uncomfortable you feel - 'Belucci's character didn't have to dress up so slutily', 'Shit, she was pregnant the whole time', 'Vincent Cassel should've stayed with her', etc.
I know two liberal art hoes and interestingly enough one hates this movie with a passion because she finds it disgusting and immoral but the other one loves it because it depicts the fragility of life, how everything can go wrong so suddenly, also because 'men bad'
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>>215051079
There is, but youd actually have to go the fuck outside to know. Ive been around women that I was cool with and didnt have much interest in fucking them.
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>>215050751
That never happened and you're just (you) farming.
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>>215057668
>going outside turns you gay
I knew it.
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>>215058332
Its not gay, some you like, some you dont. Its that way with everyone.
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Femods think Wednesday or Sabrina are horror shows. What did you expect.
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>>215054927
Noé is insanely based, one of the few directors who's not afraid of experimenting, he's also into incest which is x10 based
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>>215050751
Edgelord.
Irreversible, Gaspar Noe and whole New French Extremity genra are all garbage.
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Gaspar Noe hasn't made anything interesting since Climax. Did he stop doing drugs?
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next time choose a more family friendly film like terrifier 2
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>>215050751
This didn't happen but it would be funny if it did
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No one is actually this retarded, weak bait op.



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