Bro, hit up a local joint tonight, none of that chain crap. Get the one with the extra hot sauce. Pound a cold one at like 4 p.m. in the middle of the day. Live a little. Go somewhere you’ve never been, maybe they’ve got wings, maybe they don’t. Talk to some random dude at the bar, even if he looks like he listens to Nickelback unironically. Order the steak rare. Have a nice cold Dew. Have a couple. Not everyone’s gonna think like you, and that’s fine. Have a drink with them anyway. Eat slow, vibe hard. Bully your server, especislly if he's a nerd. Check on your boys. Check on yourself too, big man. Life’s short, the night’s young, and the ride’s gonna rule if you let it.
Wear socks with flipflops. Shit without wiping. Binge watch 1 season of Family Guy. Put Doritos on your boloney sandwich. Go 3 days without showering. Cum in your sock. Teach your dog about X-Men.
>>215051440Thought this was Mac DeMarco
>>215051440>order the steak rareshould've added smother it in sauce if you want
