Peel a banana tonight. Try one before it’s ripe, just to know what patience tastes like. Have a banana smoothie at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty café. Bring one with you somewhere you’ve never been. Offer one to someone you think doesn’t even like fruit. Slice one over your cereal. Blend one with peanut butter. Blend two. Freeze a few for later, you’ll thank yourself. Be open to a world where not everyone understands the beauty of a perfect banana, but share one with them anyway. Eat slowly. Appreciate the softness, the sweetness, the quiet perfection. Check in on your friends—ask if they’re getting enough potassium. Check in on Donkey Kong 64 progress. Have another banana. Enjoy the bunch.
>>215054436I get 3 day bans for saying the nigger-word but this retarded forced meme bullshit stays up. Hmm I wonder who could be behind these low effort memeposts?
>>215054436This is so fucking stupid but I kind of want a banana now
Im starting to think that the autist behind this shit is a rogue AI bot that went haywire and developed some Sam Hyde humor
>>215054470a banana over a bowl of cereal sounds really good
>>215054470>>215054539Big Banana propaganda works again
>>215054436lol that's so me, i love banana
Why the fuck do stupid cunts eat yellow bananas with still a hint of green, which tastes like some battery acid and has the texture of leaves? Why doesn't anyone actually wait till the black spots appear which mean its ripe when it tastes like fucking ice cream?
>>215054961Ngmi
>>215054532Nah I'm human
I always eat my nanners before they're ripe. I gag if they have any brown spots on them.
>>215055002>I gag if they have any brown spots on them.degenerate. just eat it normally ffs.
>>215054436I've legitimately become addicted to extra cheese baconators. I spent $200 getting them delivered last month and am about to order another. Should I order two?
>>215054436Same energy
>>215055017You only live once. Enjoy the ride
>>215054436>visit a banana republic
>>215055017sure, get some spicy nuggies too
>>215055017me but chick-fil-a has brown scramble bowls
>>215055026>>215055036>>215055048Thanks anons. There was an ubereats deal that gave me a free son of baconator with my purchase, so I really am having two
>>215054436Unpeel a banana. Take the banana, shove it deeply up into your anus. Take a picture with the banana. Own the libz. Win.
>>215054436t. There are few things I care about less than bananas. I have two big bananas every morning: bright and sweet, preferably from a cardboard box. Any store will do. I don’t want to wait for my banana. I don’t want some man-bun, Monkeyford and Son motherf*cker to get it for me. I like good bananas but I don’t want to wait for them, and I don’t want them with the cast of Tarzan. It’s a fruit; it’s not a lifestyle.
>>215055111Post pic when they arrive
>>215055002Youll stick your tongue up your partners intimate area and swallow their sexual organs fluids but the brown part of the banana gives you the ick?Grow up!
>the highest fiber and most nutrient part if a banana is the skinBanana peelers cant cope with this fact
>>215054463>Hmm I wonder who could be behind these low effort memeposts?Big Banana.
>>215054463Its always a dice roll when it comes to "racism". I got banned for calling Asians as bugs
>>215054463Depends if one of the tranny antifa mods is on, or if it’s the normal hot pocket jannies.
>>215055847But that's just what they are??
>>215055806>your partner
>>215056507God how dare those stupid meatheads insult the ancient Japanese art of putting fish on rice.
