funniest Friends joke
they call me COOKIE DUDE
Monday Oneday, Tuesday Twoday, Wednesda-- when? huh? what day? THURSDAY
Childhood - Joey is the funniest friend teenage years - Chandler is the funniest friendAdulthood - Ross is the funniest friend
>>215054748This
I'M RHONDA AND THESE AREN'T REAL
uhh unagi
Uhh maybe you need sex but I had sex a couple days ago.
God I wish that were me
Grok please generate a hardcore uncensored sex scene between Tom Selleck and Courtney Cox
>you took ketamine in a hot tub?>Nooooo, i was just looking for my keys in there*audience laughter*>So you're actually dead? Like.... you're speaking to me from the world of the dead???>well if it isn't the world of the dead it's an awfully cold summer!!*audience laughter*
>>215054748Then you turn elderly (30) and realize Joey was the funniest friend all along
>>215054856>Give me your apartment
>>215054832The 3 girls fighting with phoebe ear holding was hotter.
What has Gunther been up to?
>>215054746I love that this wasn't him just fumbling his words and he actually repeats it to himself under his breath later to remind himself what day it is
I don't know why but Ross mistaking his sister (when she was fat) as being a normal person under a pile of coats still makes me laugh whenever I think about it
>>215054727Friends were never funny.
>>215054727i like when phoebe sings along with the bagpipes
>>215054727the one where the laugh track tells me something funny happened
>>215054727>Could this dinner BE any hotter
>>215055068>…>alright, what are we having?
>>215055043not funny
>>215054727One that always gets me is>it is so hard to shop for girls>yes it is, at OFFICE MAX
The joke where Monica had sex with an underage high school student
Kidney stones....
>That episode where the doctor was bleaching Rachel's asshole and came on her ass
>>215054727>Ok, heads is ducks because ducks have heads!>What kind of scary as clowns came to your birthday parties!?
>>215057526>scary as clowns>as
>>215057614*assWow I made a typo. The horror.
>>215057650>responds like a childIndeed it is horrible to not be able to proofread.
I don't know why they cut the extra few minutes of each episode for the HD copy. If it's good enough for original TV (to fill in ad time) it's good enough for me. Some of the shit does actually change some jokes.
>>215057805The New Year's Eve dance scene is one too. I think they more so changed the scene though.
>>215057366Damn she fit
When Rachel moved in with Joey and they were eating spaghetti and Rachel dropped some on the carpet and freaked out how sorry she was (because she had been living with Monica), but Joey was like no problem, you're living with Joey now and threw some spaghetti on the floor also to show it's no big deal. Then Rachel threw some more spaghetti on the floor as a gag and Joey picked it up and put it on his plate:>I mean it's still food
>>215054727When ross kissed fat monica
>>215054727I remember Joey and Chandler talking about fighting that older guy Monica was dating Chandler saying they could do it and Joey telling him "I don't think us getting our asses kicked is going to solve anything."
>Rachel, no you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle.>It did *not* taste good.
Ms. Chanandler Bong
Some of the jokes did not age well.
>>215058677joey is too good for this world
>>215059455Season 1-7 Joey was great. Then they just made him too retarded.
>>215059426That is still a good kek. The sad part is it is more relevant now because of how easy it is to fake photos and videos.>>215059590>1-7
>Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!>Yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
>>215057805They did that to make shows run a little over time so that it'd be out of sync with other channels and you'd be less likely to switch to another channel after Friends finished because you'd have already missed the start of their show, so you just stay on that channel and watch whatever's next.
>It's a moo point>A moo point?>It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.
>>215057805yeah they really butchered it, and I feel like it's part of the reason people don't find Friends funny. Lots of episodes have basically every joke that isn't directly related to the A plot taken out, and the resolution to the B plot is also often missing. Forget about any C plots entirely.
>>215059711Clever
>>215054727The show itself, except it's not funny.
>>215054748Adulthood is realizing that Rachel is an evil bitch and deserves no sympathy
>>215054727Ken Adams
>>215054727when the monkey danced
>>215054727Idk if it's a joke but Ross' leather pants debacle
>>215060646>it’s formed some type of paste kek
>>215054832Phoebe is supposed to be the femdom type but Rachel seems like the kind who would actually hurt you and then get enjoyment out of it and hurt you even more which objectively makes her hotter.
>>215059426this is great cause these two actors used to fuck in the 80's
this scene was pretty funny, toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9hCVTmvgpM
>>215054727Why is it that I don't really find any of the three girls attractive, even though they're all (perhaps sans Phoebe) objectively good-looking?
>>215060583Adulthood is realizing that women actually side with Rachel instead of simply thinking that she was objectively horribly wrong for the comedic effect.
>Rach: How long should I wait before asking a guy out after breaking up with his girlfriend>Pheb: 1 month>Mon: Really? I would says 3-4>Joey: Half Hour
>>215060929>sans Phoebe
>On the last episode of Mad About You, it was revealed that Ursula would become the Governor of New York in the future.
>Every season having a suprise Janice when you least expect it
>>215055100He became ultra rich when Starbucks really wanted his location and bought him out. He used the funds to invest in a successful pizza and table tennis restaurant in Washington DC and business dealing controversial art works.
>>215054727Ross is the most asshole, hypocritical and insufferable of all the main characters
>>215060583That was childhood aswell.>>215060964This is true though.
>>215055080Me when I realise nuns don’t work on Sundays
>>215060646That whole issue was a joke, you mong.>>215060867False. Phoebe is supposed to be the kinky type. Hence why she's very bendy and takes good care of her feet. I wouldn't be surprised if they made an ass eating joke too. Also, don't forget that she knows how to mug, stab, and make other women her bitches.
>>215055100He was still working at the coffee shop if GameShakers is to be taken seriously. Still salty that he lost Rachel to Ross too.>>215061131Your post is bait.
>>215061308why bait? Ross is indeed the worst character
>>215061523Because the women exist, asshat.
Could a Sopranos and Friends crossover work?
>>215061991chrissy kill joey
>>215054727
>>215061991>Janice, whatever happened there
>>215062111nipple butt ass sex sex seeeex
>>215054727you just broke my fridge
>>215054727>Girls prepare bad boyfriend cleansing ritual>Phoebe: and finally we need semen from a righteous man>Rachel: If we had that, we wont be doing the ritual
>>215061991Joey joins the mafia by accident
Opinions on seasons? I prefer the early ones more comfy and lighthearted. Later seasons got corny and too much serious subject matter plus Chandler turned into a cuck.>3>4>2>1>5>7>6>8>10>9
When both of chandlers parents are fucking the pool boy >more turkey Mr chandler?
>>215064017First ones are comfy, funniest episodes are from the middle and the last ones are quite bad. I don't think anyone really even disagrees with that.
>>215064017The first season is so cozy and warm. The characters also feel a bit more real and less like sitcom characters. It's not the funniest season, but I have the most nostalgia for it.
>Crossed the line? You went so far over the line, you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you.
>>215054727Why does ross, as the largest friend, not simply eat the others?
>>215059426I don't know how it happened, but a couple years ago I happened upon a Sunny in Philadelphia episode where these two guys meet up with a tranny who is dating a black bull. It is a perfectly aligned with PC episode ("I am a woman, you are men") but I hears it has been removed from reruns and streaming just like that ONE Waltons episode where the mother encourages the children to share beds and rooms with a sick neighbour child or sibling to develop antibodies.
>>215059426when comedy was still comedy
>>215054727PIVOT!
>>215064017Summer>autumn>winter>spring
>Kek, that's how they do pants! IN PRISON!
>>215062402how could anyone pic rachel over monica?
>>215054748>Adulthood - Ross is the funniest friendHow?
>>215064677Many are saying this.
>>215054727Could i BE any more dead?
For me it's the one where Chandler and Rachel are eating a cake from the ground, and Joey arrives and pulls a fork and starts eating with them.
>>215054748Enlightenment is realizing that theyre all funny because of how well they play off of eachother. Their chemistry makes the comedy work more than the individual jokes themselvesBe that as it may, thoughever, Ross is- indeed- the funniest
>>215057366Giwtwm
>>215057805>removed the lion king song bit with marcel
>>215059590>early joey was a dumb but loveable goofball>late joey was so retarded the adoption agency thought his handwritten letter came from a child
>>215064529I remember
>>215064823For me it's not the joke but how erotic Rachel looks in that with the arch revealing her skin under the jeans and making it clear that the naughty little slut has been in that position many times before.
>if i turn like my parents, i will be alcoholic blond chasing after 20 yo boys...or i could end up like my mum
>>215057366wait WHAT? This bitch needs to be canceled.
>>215057458>Dr. Beverly Didn't see it coming
>>215059426Thats a heckin yikes from me
>>215054727It really was just such a great joke, especially with the buildup through the episode>>215060583This. She dumped Ross, she can't be mad that he got a rebound>>215060964It's very red pilling to see the number of women who honestly think that a woman can dump a man and he's supposed to stay loyal after she dumps him. Also fake-breakups are a common mind game that crazy girls do
>>215064677Heterosexuality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVfP8XyWGeg
>>215065361Will Smith level back arch
https://youtu.be/L81XWiDgmTk?si=x3y5LNa5kRhnBFt6All these years later and it's still comedyLUDOLooking back, how could Emily not sniff them out? You could smell the pheremones coming off of them both when they interacted. Ross was in love with somebody right under her nose. Just baffling. I guess they were in her blindspot that's at the bottom center of her vision
>>215060899>this is great cause these two actors used to fuck in the 80'sWhich 2 actors?Elliot Gould and Morgan Fairchild?
>>215065318She didn't exactly dump himThey were both being retarded and not clear with their words>we are on a breakDoesn't directly mean>broken up and seeing other peopleRacheal was in the wrong for being retarded with her language. Ross was being retarded for plapping some throwaway slut 5 minutes after the conversation when he was very obviously still thinking about rachel the entire time. On a scale, racheal was like a 7/10 in the wrong and ross was like a 2/10.The true answer was for ross to have just raped her in the middle of the argument. That would have solved the problemI forget what the problem even was, but I'm sure it would have solved it
>ross and rach get married in vegas>rach asks ross to get an annulment to dissolve the marriage>>remember how we said we were going to get an annulment?>>yes?>>yeah, I'm not gonna do that...
>>215065440>All these years later and it's still comedyLUDOIt's mid
>>215064017I rewatched the series a million times as a kid but I cannot remember individual seasons, whenever Chandler and Monica get engaged is when the series starts running out of steam but it's pretty consistently good until then
>>215065549No, it definitely means broken up. There's no such thing as a "break" where you are not dating each other anymore yet are also somehow supposed to not date anybody else either>Ross was being retarded for plapping some throwaway slut 5 minutes after the conversation when he was very obviously still thinking about rachel the entire time.It's a great coping mechanism. >ross to have just raped herKek reminds me of the Futurama joke "why doesn't Ross, the largest of the group, simply eat the others?"
>Joey: smart people are so dumb>Rachel: Hey
>>215065549>Racheal
>>215054727This one is definitely one of the tops. Also when Joey is chasing a hot girl in Rosses building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uN6i_-ELLw
>>215065784In a relationship, if you're arguing semantics, you've already lost
>>215065784It wasn't a breakup, just time apart to reassess. Ross immediately sleeps with someone else that night. Feels like he said “we were on a break” as an excuse. Rachel’s intention was reflection, not license for infidelity
>>215054856Rule 34 has made an unbelievable amount of Friends porn.
>>215054832WHY CAN'T THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
>>215065784My friend got mad at me for hooking her boyfriend (my other friend) up with my cousin when they were on a so-called "break." This was after she had cheated on him with and ended up briefly dating some retard KEK. They ended up getting back together and married and she treats him like shit.
>>215065549Ross was correct (and even morally right) but not "right" (in character) if he was honest to his own true character, he knows well he wouldn't cope well with such an ego dystonic behaviour.
>>215066234Have you tried asking politely?
>>215066253Cucked because you didn't plap your girlcousin yourself
>>215066234You need female friends first.
>>215064576It ties well with the episode a few episodes back, where Ross returns back from israel after having served in the IDF as a prison guard in Ber Shevah
>>215059426To be fair she actually does look like an exceptionally well passing tranny
>>215066619Well doesn't every woman on that criteria
>>215066746No, I mean she has that "artificiality" and "look" about her. For example, say Phoebe, is even a slightly more masculised looking woman but could never really be mistaken for "hmm is this actually a very pretty man with some obfuscating cosmetics/aesthetic procedures"
>>215061991Meadow would replace phoebe
>>215054727this exchange always gets laughs out of me
>>215065784in the 80s and 90s it was something often done in movies and TV, the characters take a 'break' from each other and come back together after some soulsearching or a climactic event. It was always left vague but only rarely did one of the characters sleep with someone else, usually the worst that happened was one of the characters (usually the protagonist pov) got some interest from someone else which leads to the realization that gets them back with their partner.Source: grew up in the 90s as a child left alone with TV most of the time
>>215064975Ross got the best lines and episodes, but yeah Schwimmer is really good at physical comedy
>>215064717Great at physical comedy.
>>215061090They knew exactly how much Janice to put in each season
>>215064677Monica was his sister you freak
>>215064273same, love the warm color tones and clothing as well.
Ross was the worst character before he broke up with Rachel, but then after that the writers gave him the best funny and weird bits where he became the best character. A lot of Ross' stories post break up felt like Seinfeld episodes which is maybe why I liked them more than the other stuff. Being stuck on a roof, napping with Joey, the sandwich, pivot, the spray tan, neon teeth, the hot girl with a messy apartment, wanting to fuck his hot cousin, and so on.
>>215054727>Could I BE any more dead?
