Here's your new jill valentine bro
>>215055535Cregger will write his own original story. He won't explore characters like Leon or Jill. Stop rage baiting, retard.
What a terrible headline, almost gave me a headache
>>215055557then what the fuck does it have to do with resident evil?the guy is literally a twitch streamer who is semi-addicted to videogames and basically replaced alcoholism with videogames, why would his RESIDENT EVIL adaptation REBOOT not have anything to do with RESIDENT EVIL
Why is this fat mutt in everything?
>>215055535Weapons being an entirely white cast rubbed Hollywood the wrong way and are promptly fixing the issue.What a load of horseshit lmao. They actually just can’t help but inject ugly niggers everywhere.
>>215055588What does re7 and re8 have to do with Resident Evil
>>215055557Is it at least going to have Alice in it?Even if Alice is recast in the reboot, you can't make a good Resident Evil film without her because she is the main character, when they've tried to do it without Alice its always failed.
>>215055676anon alice isn't even a fucking real character it's a fucking paul w.s. anderson fanfiction for milla jovovich to play
>>215055588Then why start the thread with>here's your new Jill bro!disingenuous asshole. You knew damn well it's an original story and you still ragebaited like a petulant child.
>>215055758I didn't make this thread you fucking dumbassI posted the post you responded to and don't know it's an original story
>>215055758Why are you acting like a sperg?
>>215055773Well, if you have an issue that it's not Resident Evil without Jill or other original characters, then you must not consider 7 and 8 to be Resident Evil either, right?>>215055798I just hate this ragebaiting middle school shit. It's disingenuous and extremely low quality posting.
>>215055588porn addicted cumbrained retard
>>215055819>I just hate this ragebaiting middle school shit. It's disingenuous and extremely low quality posting.Autism
Whitey relegated to the sub header.
>>215055637Proportional representation for Americans to feel seen and heckin validated. 15% of the population, male & female, now look like this thing. The C-suite at Netflix is 80% these things.>t. in the biz
>>215055637We all nose why
>>215055883>The C-suite at Netflix is 80% these things.Doubt this
>>215055713Alice is the best character in it, in anycase, if the guy behind "There will be blood" and "The Phantom Thread" adds to the mythos and canon with his once conception then thats hardly a bad thing is it?
>>215055676>>215055931Fuck off paul
Weapons and Barbarian were both dogshitHope this is better cos I love the WKUK boys, even Zach who is a huge fag
>>215055637He's a great character actor in a time when Hollywood has a bigger problem than no movie stars. They practically have no character actors. Before 2000 the industry had whole hosts of character actors. After 2000 there hasn't really been a new crop of character actors. They have been living on borrowed time depending on older character actors to make up for the dearth. That's not working so much anymore. Expect he will get a lot of play until you are sick of him because he fills a role they have less and less for.
Hollywood >WAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE PEOPLE TURNING TO VIDEO GAMES AND A.I,HOLYWOOD IS DYING Also Hollywood doing shit like this:
>>215056048>:nigger
>we want to make sure absolutely no one watches our movie
the white Jordan Peele you might say
>>215055637Gotta rack up those sweet ESG points!
I wasnt seeing it anyway, but the usual bullshit has always. Face it re dudes, were never getting a good adaption.
>>215055588Because everyone is even more retarded thanks to the microplastics. Making an re movie that isn't about re is fucking asinine.
>>215055535kek they know what they're doing with that casting given the traditional RE audience. Fuck you too, Sony
>>215056553But why?BUT WHY IS MY FUCKING JILL BLACK WHY IS SHE BLACK
>>215055883>libz wanna feel seen and le heckin validated lmao>waaat what do you mean 100% of new movies don't have white guys as protagonists??? LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US REEEEEE
>>215056735Cast people who look like the characters.
>>215055931One of the funniest things ever is how Resi Anderson still gets asked why he made the frogs rain down in Magnolia, and instead of saying that's a different Anderson, he gives them retarded answers in the vein of "Rust Cohle was shooting at god" lmao
>>215056746I would bet money you look ugly as fuck too. Also, you mad not being le heckin seen and validated in 100% of movies and shows anymore?
>>215056766No, I dont care about that shit. Just why not cast people who look like the characters and a plot line that follows lore or puts a new spin on it that isn't half ass. >uglyVery.
>>215055637Literally looks like someone who would be a mod here and spam bbc posts all day.
>>215055588Maybe they will use the zombies, or tell a story set before the zombies, showing Umbrella and the environment, but will create an original story. I hated it, but it will be set in the Resident Evil world without the main Resident Evil characters.
>>215055535She's probably Sheva Alomar.
>>215055931Different director ffs
Jill Valentine looks like THAT?!!
>>215056787Yeah, you sound very ugly, both from the inside and outside. I'm really glad I don't have to meet you face to face.
I hope that fat fuck is doing matrix moves
>>215055535They are probably basing it off of re5 you fucking retards
>>215055535Sabotaged for destruction. From the very beginning. Just as any us predicted. They won't let go of pushing their wacko cultism no matter how despised they are, throughout the medium. Humpty Dumpty Negro, fat on the goyslop, high on the hog, hired to play a wretched embarrassment, an utter waste of space, for every role. Possibly the most deliberately tailored non-threatening, feminist-ally, supreme simp, unholy mixed-race, character actors. The one character he plays, is their ideal vision of a man, and wish to encourage this putrid pile of shit, for he is not a man, as a role-model. His visage alone makes him one of the most obnoxious, irritating, disgusting, and despicable, actors of our modern period, shoehorned into just about everything, and for that he and his ilk deserves a lot of hatred. His mere existence is an affront to white civilization. Any other reception is an acquiesce to evil and monstrous schemers.
>>215057174Feelings mutual.
Apologize
>>215057722Eat a dick
>>215057722Shitty movie all around but during those scenes I couldn't help but fixate on the computers. Those computers are well-aged beyond the date of the setting in which it takes place, being the mid 90's. They are far too yellowed. But they didn't give a shit.
>>215055535I highly doubt female Ving Rhames will be Jill Valantine, sit down you fart.
>>215055535what the genuine fuck is that thing on the left?
>>215055535Hahaha that fucking pretendian? Really?She was absolutely terrible. On the topic of Jill Valentine, the new model always makes me think of Barbara Palvin. Man, I love that model, so much good /ss/ content has been made with it
>>215056577>MYlmao you don't own characters
I'm just REplaying the older PS1/PS2 era Resident Evils and ignoring all modern raceslop culture. Feels great bros
>>215055649>b.o.w.s doing shit>Chris RedfieldIt's enough to be a resident evil game
>>215055637He's extremely American looking, so US audiences can relate to him.
>>215055637if he was white he would never be cast in anything.
The only RE that exists to me is RE 4 on the gamecube. Everything else doesn't matter and i'm 100% fine with that. It's a weak franchise.
>>215059594this is a weak opinion.
Fuck I hate that derp face retard on the left. 20 years ago a guy like that would have no career. Literally insults my eyes every time I have to look at him.
>>215055535Is this a joke? she looks like the creatures you would kill in that one resident evil game that nobody liked
>>215055588>the guy is literally a twitch streamerDon't be so disingenuous if you don't want people to dismiss you immediately. That's a tip for the future, because I'm ignoring you now.
>>215055966>There aren't enough actors!!!Fuck off. It's a humiliation ritual for the audience. I bet you'll pay actual money for this too.
Trevor Moore was murdered so you could have this, now enjoy it.
>>215055637>>215055535Dios mios the americano abominations are something else
>>215055966He's not being hired because he's a "character actor," but you knew that.
The script already leaked. It's a completely original story, probably a pre-existing script with Umbrella and Raccoon City tacked on. It could be Acme corp doing illegal research at Detroit General Hospital and nothing would change. No zombies or other creatures from the games. They're mutants with tentacles all over the place that can merge together to make bigger monsters.
>>215059800Resident Evil 4 is Zach's favorite and possibly the only one he's played so makes sense for tentacle bullshit over zombies.
>>215055588When another project fails because people keep taking existing IPs and inserting their shitty fan fiction no one wants or asked for they can just blame it on the audience again
>>215058288It was a different time
>>215059859You can always blame the audience and then "fans" for not showing up. We will never have a proper Resident Evil adaptation. I've accepted it.
I want Paul WS Anderson back. His slop was at the very least entertaining and did not pretend to be anything else otherwise. The main actress was very attractive. You cannot say any storyline or character from the games was butchered either, in fact whenever characters from the games appeared they at least got actors who superficially matched the original characters' race and appearance.>inb4 GO AWAY PAULmotherfucker I wish I could bang Milla everyday
>>215059980Just wait for his house of the dead adaptation fag.
>>215059980We aren't having this argument again.
>>215055966im not saying you are wrong, but if its true, why is the great character actor being the first guy announced for the movies casting? that doesnt make any sense lol. hes much bigger than a character actor
>>215060002He wasn't
Won't this be the third attempt at a Resident Evil project in like 5 years?>>215057722Why did they make her look so messy and gross? She looked so cute in Thunderbolts, if they gave her a wig for Jill's hair she'd just look like a prettier Candace Owens which would likely be better.
>>215055535Jesus fucking christ, why is it so hard to just make a goddamn adaptation of Resident Evil?The Anderson movies were just 00s eurotrash slop that just happened to have RE iconography, Welcome to Raccoon City made Leon and Jill mystery meat for no discernible reason (though Irons was surprisingly funny), and the Netflix live-action series was just a nightmare from beginning to end from a story perspective, and it was “Blacks and Lesbians: Guest Starring Zombies”, and was another one of those cases where anytime you saw a white person, they were crazy, evil, or incompetent. The CG movies are shit too. Brainless action slop, and they’re all basically the same thing.
>>215055649You’re playing from the perspective of a regular guy who gets caught up in an outbreak caused by a BOW transfer gone wrong, and 8 is the continuation of that. All the Chris/BSAA/Umbrella shit is still happening, it’s just in the periphery.
>>215055676I wish that I could hate you to death.
>>215055871This has been part and parcel for the live-action RE stuff since the Anderson movies ended, and they always bomb.
>>215055535What the fuck is wrong with her cheeks?
>>215055883>muh murricansFun Fact: the production company that has held the live-action rights to Resident Evil from the first movie to now has been Constantin, a German outfit.
Did a full 180Crazy!
>>215060102Braindead fanboys can't seem to grasp that no one wants to watch actors stumble around a house for 2 hours putting the shield crest in the shield crest slot.
>>215060256>No one wants to watch a crew of space truckers stumble around a space ship and close vents for two hours
WASTED OPPORTUNITY.for me, it’s suzi
>>215060282She’s the cutest Jill
>>215060068I don't know why they chose to make her look so gross. She's a pretty cute girl and it's weird she didn't get Jill's costume while the others had theirs. Yes the beret and shoulder pads are dumb, but if you're going all out then just do it.
>>215060300and I’m sick an tired of /tv/ pretending she isn’t
>>215060282>>215060300Fuck off, I reject that nasally tranny’s attempts to become the YouTube face of Resident Evil.
>>215060324>attempts to become the YouTube face of Resident EvilThat's what pisses me off more than her being trans. I don't give a shit about that, but fuck her for trying to be an authority on the series. Same with those Residence of Evil cunts.
>>215055535The most Reddit cast ever
>>215060256I imagine a good adaptation would be like the original Night of the Living Dead, but it's within a mansion, and the zombies are already within the building, with some elements, certainly the monsters and characters staying close to the original games. NOTLD plus mystery plus conspiracy/sabotage plus a monster mash with hot babes and lots of gory glorious death scenes. It isn't that hard. It's just that they refuse to please the core audience, straight men.
>>215060343The one thing that I will actually grant the Residence of Evil guys is that they’re actually using that G Fuel money to do some neat stuff with the OG live-action cutscene actors.
>>215059859What do you mean? The Anderson films were very successful.
>>215060324>>215060343You sound mad, anons. Why do you hate cute gamer girls?
>>215055535Nobody will watch this and it will flop
>>215060509>>215055535>ugly bipocs Forgot to post the reason it will flop
>>215060456I’ve just grew out of the simping stage of life long ago, and find “her” face and voice to be grating. Your e-celeb shilling is also off-topic.
>>215060256They just want to clap when they recognize thing.
>>215055535documentary about what might've been, Romero's moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZejDDfFAIvc
>>215060611I've read the script. It's hot fucking garbage.>He would not sell his soul just to get a film donelmao yeah I can tell this is definitely an unbiased doc
>>215060456>huge feetthats a man
>>215057722Are you telling me that is a biological woman?
>>215060611>>215060668One of the worst documentaries I've seen. Barely any information on George's Resident Evil that you couldn't find yourself from googling in two minutes. It also spends most of the time explaining who George is and what Resident Evil is for padding.
>>215059980I second this. But i'd settle for someone else continuing on from Anderson's movies. No changes to the target audience and creative/visual choices though.
>>215059576Not true,he's this generation's Wayne Knight
another failed resident evil adaptation lol
>>215059800Source me up anon
>>215055557>original storyHaven't we been here before?
>>215055535But they already had a resident evil series with niggers and strong black women
>>215060282>>215060300>>215060318>>215060456reminds me of this tranny I used to occasionally hang out with at conventions. I can't bring myself to hate all of them because of how nice she was to me. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>215061600Yeah but that was aimed at young women. This is for middle-aged RLM and other critic types
>>2150555352 uglies I’m not watching it now
>>215055535>New amerimutt dropped
>>215058288chektif time travel is the only way to survive and enjoy, so it must be
>>215056577chektdelete it, or find an edit to return her to humanity.
>>215056964accurate
>>215055535>>215055637WHAT RACE IS THIS THING?
>>215064830Judging by the one drop rule a nigger
>>215055535Congrats to the THIRD failed Resident Evil reboot. This gotta be a record
>hurr look at our stupid casting>REEEEEE NIGGERS REEEEEEEEThe thing is, we don't know anything. Literally squat. We don't know if Cragger is sticking to any of the games, just the general RE universe, or if he has had a "zombie movie" script in a drawer for a long time and now he gets a chance to shoot it under the guise of a Resident Evil movie. >hurr he's a big fan of the gamesWhich ones? Resident Evil has had more identity crises over the last 30 years than a whole class room of college freshmen.>>215060668>I've read the script. It's hot fucking garbage.>native american park ranger chrisOh yes, Romeros script is beyond garbage.
>>215061186>original story>Haven't we been here before?No
>>215064830a nig chick claiming to be native
its always blacks, never latins, never asians in a fucking asian made IP
>>215065815Only the most incompetent fucks benefit from DEI
>>215066015well yeah it's literally DIVERSITY, ***EQUITY***, INCLUSIONthat middle part is the important part, equality basically means everyone is on the same playing field, equity means everyone made equal by handicapping those with an advantage and giving benefits to those deemed to be without
>>215060343>herAnon....
>>215055535>Know what this japanese franchise about cops from the american midwest fighting zombies need?>Niggers.
>>215057722she could have worked. they made her weird in purpose
>>215055713Capcom made paul invent alice or they wouldnt give him the rights lol
>>215055535>>215055557
>>215066071Diversity = everyone except WhiteEquity = Raising up everyone except WhiteInclusion = including everyone, while specifically excluding WhiteNotice a pattern?
>>215055649Something something Chris Redfield something. I honestly don't even fucking remember. I'm just glad goddamned Albert Wesker didn't come back from the dead again.
>>215066071Niggers are indeed incompetent retards incapable of achieving something on their own but it's not diversity when you fill the cast with themThere are more spics than niggers in America btw
>>215059704He's fat and brown like you so I don't see why you need to LARP as this being some horrible injustice towards your film adaptation of a children's electronic game. It should be considered a "humiliation ritual" for any serious actors to be involved with such a premise instead of organic theatre.
>>215057081No its not. He uses the WS when he is making action films is all.
>>215055637I just like him, simple as
