Martian Warlords editionPrevious >>215052126
Realistically, how do you defeat them?
>>215055550Ack Ack mother fucker
Kidprint from VHS Halloween is the most morally questionable horror film I've ever seen
>>215055563>drop nuke>speed off in escape pod
>>215055491I have heard a lot about it from here over the years, it was nice finally seeing it. The music was very cool and unique, it felt amateurish but not in a bad way. >>215055527Did I mention beef? >>215055490Rest assured, I'll be right back.
>>215055581>ghost dust spreads throughout the galaxy
>>215055580because the black guy was the villain?
scariest movie ever? gotta be garfield the movie
>>215055632People always show those comics where John is talking to himself, but what if John was a ghost. What then Garfield, what then.
>>215055580>>215055594it is bekcause of the black guy. every single oneof these redditors complain about kid print but not the witch killing kids
>>215055648stop visiting reddit.stop thinking about reddit. stop posting thoughts about reddit here.
>>215055668sneedit
Literally nothing to do with the black guy
>>215055550>Martian Warlords
>>215055682Vhs
>>215055703Looks like a certain politician
We all love black guys here
>>215055767mars has raised tariffs on earth to 200%
>>215055648Kidprint was some guy in the back of a store torturing kidsHome haunt was a big flying green witch impaling a kid with her broomstickA little different
>>215055908home haunt also had the labyrinth itself come alive
Just finished. Genuinely stupid funny and only an hour long. Manic editing. AI cover has nothing to do with the movie, it's a mid 90s shot on video thingExample joke:Vampire: watch this, I'm going to turn into a bat!jumps in air , falls on faceVampire: ugh, sorry, that only works 25% of the timeVampire 2: That's a pretty bad batting averagelol
>>215055580Don't know about morally questionable but it was absolutely dogshit.
>>215055908i dunno man it just seems like people who cant stomach kidprint have like only recently started watching movies or somethng. i just dont get it
Watched this, pretty good, I think the first segment is the best tho
>>215055962have there been a lot of recent movies like kidprint?
My understanding of the geography of the general area where the Friday the 13th films are set is that Jason getting on a boat from there and winding up in New York City is impossible. If we’re to assume that Crystal Lake is connected to a river, that river would have to be the Delaware, the only major waterway in northern New Jersey. The Delaware ends in Philadelphia, not NYC.
>My understanding of the geography of the general area where the Friday the 13th films are set is that Jason getting on a boat from there and winding up in New York City is impossible. If we’re to assume that Crystal Lake is connected to a river, that river would have to be the Delaware, the only major waterway in northern New Jersey. The Delaware ends in Philadelphia, not NYC.
most horror mo ies are based on killing teens. why do people not get queezy because the kids are 6. years older
>>215056000yeah, 13 years 19 years they're practically exactly the same brother
As long as we can all agree that Kidprint was shit who cares if people were disturbed by it or not.
>>215056011your saying all the kids in kidprint were 7?thats a bold claim brother
>>215056038how did you arrive at 7, did you subtract 6 from 13 for some bizarre reason
>>215056051now upload a kidprint scene and see whether your post gets taken down
>>215056051>dumb and over the top>nameless child>instantaneously over>witches aren't real I know 4chan is full of autistics but if you can't understand why very frank depictions of humanized child characters being realistically kidnapped and tortured hits people differently than this then I don't know what to tell you.
If kidprint makes you uncomfortable, you might be a pervert
>>215055586I have returned. It turned out tasty! Next movie on the chopping block, Egger's Nosferatu.
>>215056077>witches aren't real
>>215056129That is correct.
>>215056129yeah I guess your mother disproves that heheh
>>215056129
>>215055703That movie wouldn’t be nearly what it is without the Stan Winston effects.
>>215055550This has become a bit of a tradition for me. Several years ago I made this little Halloween marathon image to follow for October and every year I watch movies filling it out. I have fun finding movies and filling it out each year and am continuing the tradition this year. Nice way to search out for a good variety of horror. Sharing here for others looking for a fun guide to follow this October.
>>215056541that's a fun idea anon, godspeed. I'll await the filled out form on the 30th!
>>215055580Kidprint made no sense. There was no reason why the kids couldn't just run away.
Best clown horror? If you say Terrifier you're a fag!
>>215052242BASED! Always glad to see Alucarda get some love on /hor/.
>>215055550Saw this movie a few days ago, it was really comfy.
Mars>Famously dryMarsh>Famously wet
>>215055550>>215055563This is sort of like Crossed in space, but instead of a virus, it's long dead ghosts who take over people's bodies.
Remember when you had almost no way of knowing whether a random VHS at the rental place was shit or not
>>215056870I rarely rented movies back then, just video games. Funny enough, I pick movies the same ways I would back then, by the plotline and screenshots.
>>215056870after a while you could tell immediately if a movie was good or not based solely on the box art
>>215056921So that's a bad movie right
>>215056921nowadays i can figure out if a movie is cheapo slop just by reading the name
>>215056934yeah
>>215056077>>215056129>witches aren't real
>>215056934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDt5PuETLA
>>215056870I still remember the local video rental place's little corner with horror movies that I rented entirely based on the appearance and vibe of the cover. Too young for (rental) VHS at that tage, but plenty of DVDs. >cover looks cool>movie is shit many such cases. and we still watched them to the end!
how many times has that fucking doll escaped by now?those 2 idiots never learn
