Martian Warlords editionPrevious >>215052126
Realistically, how do you defeat them?
>>215055550Ack Ack mother fucker
Kidprint from VHS Halloween is the most morally questionable horror film I've ever seen
>>215055563>drop nuke>speed off in escape pod
>>215055491I have heard a lot about it from here over the years, it was nice finally seeing it. The music was very cool and unique, it felt amateurish but not in a bad way. >>215055527Did I mention beef? >>215055490Rest assured, I'll be right back.
>>215055581>ghost dust spreads throughout the galaxy
>>215055580because the black guy was the villain?
scariest movie ever? gotta be garfield the movie
>>215055632People always show those comics where John is talking to himself, but what if John was a ghost. What then Garfield, what then.
>>215055580>>215055594it is bekcause of the black guy. every single oneof these redditors complain about kid print but not the witch killing kids
>>215055648stop visiting reddit.stop thinking about reddit. stop posting thoughts about reddit here.
>>215055668sneedit
Literally nothing to do with the black guy
>>215055550>Martian Warlords
>>215055682Vhs
>>215055703Looks like a certain politician
We all love black guys here
>>215055767mars has raised tariffs on earth to 200%
>>215055648Kidprint was some guy in the back of a store torturing kidsHome haunt was a big flying green witch impaling a kid with her broomstickA little different
>>215055908home haunt also had the labyrinth itself come alive
Just finished. Genuinely stupid funny and only an hour long. Manic editing. AI cover has nothing to do with the movie, it's a mid 90s shot on video thingExample joke:Vampire: watch this, I'm going to turn into a bat!jumps in air , falls on faceVampire: ugh, sorry, that only works 25% of the timeVampire 2: That's a pretty bad batting averagelol
>>215055580Don't know about morally questionable but it was absolutely dogshit.
>>215055908i dunno man it just seems like people who cant stomach kidprint have like only recently started watching movies or somethng. i just dont get it
Watched this, pretty good, I think the first segment is the best tho
>>215055962have there been a lot of recent movies like kidprint?
My understanding of the geography of the general area where the Friday the 13th films are set is that Jason getting on a boat from there and winding up in New York City is impossible. If we’re to assume that Crystal Lake is connected to a river, that river would have to be the Delaware, the only major waterway in northern New Jersey. The Delaware ends in Philadelphia, not NYC.
>My understanding of the geography of the general area where the Friday the 13th films are set is that Jason getting on a boat from there and winding up in New York City is impossible. If we’re to assume that Crystal Lake is connected to a river, that river would have to be the Delaware, the only major waterway in northern New Jersey. The Delaware ends in Philadelphia, not NYC.
most horror mo ies are based on killing teens. why do people not get queezy because the kids are 6. years older
>>215056000yeah, 13 years 19 years they're practically exactly the same brother
As long as we can all agree that Kidprint was shit who cares if people were disturbed by it or not.
>>215056011your saying all the kids in kidprint were 7?thats a bold claim brother
>>215056038how did you arrive at 7, did you subtract 6 from 13 for some bizarre reason
>>215056051now upload a kidprint scene and see whether your post gets taken down
>>215056051>dumb and over the top>nameless child>instantaneously over>witches aren't real I know 4chan is full of autistics but if you can't understand why very frank depictions of humanized child characters being realistically kidnapped and tortured hits people differently than this then I don't know what to tell you.
If kidprint makes you uncomfortable, you might be a pervert
>>215055586I have returned. It turned out tasty! Next movie on the chopping block, Egger's Nosferatu.
>>215056077>witches aren't real
>>215056129That is correct.
>>215056129yeah I guess your mother disproves that heheh
>>215056129
>>215055703That movie wouldn’t be nearly what it is without the Stan Winston effects.
>>215055550This has become a bit of a tradition for me. Several years ago I made this little Halloween marathon image to follow for October and every year I watch movies filling it out. I have fun finding movies and filling it out each year and am continuing the tradition this year. Nice way to search out for a good variety of horror. Sharing here for others looking for a fun guide to follow this October.
>>215056541that's a fun idea anon, godspeed. I'll await the filled out form on the 30th!
>>215055580Kidprint made no sense. There was no reason why the kids couldn't just run away.
Best clown horror? If you say Terrifier you're a fag!
>>215052242BASED! Always glad to see Alucarda get some love on /hor/.
>>215055550Saw this movie a few days ago, it was really comfy.
Mars>Famously dryMarsh>Famously wet
>>215055550>>215055563This is sort of like Crossed in space, but instead of a virus, it's long dead ghosts who take over people's bodies.
Remember when you had almost no way of knowing whether a random VHS at the rental place was shit or not
>>215056870I rarely rented movies back then, just video games. Funny enough, I pick movies the same ways I would back then, by the plotline and screenshots.
>>215056870after a while you could tell immediately if a movie was good or not based solely on the box art
>>215056921So that's a bad movie right
>>215056921nowadays i can figure out if a movie is cheapo slop just by reading the name
>>215056934yeah
>>215056077>>215056129>witches aren't real
>>215056934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTDt5PuETLA
>>215056870I still remember the local video rental place's little corner with horror movies that I rented entirely based on the appearance and vibe of the cover. Too young for (rental) VHS at that tage, but plenty of DVDs. >cover looks cool>movie is shit many such cases. and we still watched them to the end!
how many times has that fucking doll escaped by now?those 2 idiots never learn
>>215057253I know this is a hipster to thing to say but I haven't watched any of these, or that one ghost movie that got like 5 sequels paranormal activity. Are they actually any good?
Dead thread...
>>215057347it's mainly slop, but I think some of them have been pretty good. I'd recommend The Conjuring 2 for instance.
>>215057253All these movies are documentaries and the events happened in real time.
>>215057347they're mediocre, but the perfect kind of movies to have on as a second screen while I’m working late
>>215057376>they did the mashThey did the moooonster mash>the monster mash?'twas a graveyard smash
>>215056026Only the first V/H/S was good because they spammed bare tits
>>215057347Watch the first one at least.
>>215057253That was just the demon using their memories to spook them, the only time Annabelle actually escaped them was in Annabelle Comes Home, all its other appearances were before the Warrens got hold of it.
>>215057347>>215057582Fuck paranormal mang it has no payoff. I've rewatched first 3 a few times and it's a wet ejaculation every time, fuck knows how shit the subsequent films are
>>215057534Based
"There is nothing as good for the inside of a man like the outside of a horse"-Ronald Reagan
>ANTI-NATALIST>ANTI-MARRIAGE>MISANDRISTHorror kinos w/ these vibes?
improved mpv config for fixing headphones audio when listening to 5.1 and 7.1 audio. Stole yet again from github but this time from some "audio engineer".The brackets [] are just the profile name. You can change it to whatever you want: If anyone wants to read the audio engineers reasoning as for why "af="lowshelf=frequency=100:gain=-2.5,dynaudnorm=compress=27.0:gausssize=53" is good then heres the github link. Im using profile-cond=get from the previous config i used because that way this filter only activates on a conditional and not on every single thing you play. You could probably shorten this into 1 conditional but i like it this way. https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/issues/8418#issuecomment-2466772516[Downmix_Audio_5_1]profile-cond=get("audio-params/channel-count") >= 5 and get("audio-params/channel-count") < 7profile-restore=copy-equalaf="lowshelf=frequency=100:gain=-2.5,dynaudnorm=compress=27.0:gausssize=53"[Downmix_Audio_7_1]profile-cond=get("audio-params/channel-count") >= 7profile-restore=copy-equalaf="lowshelf=frequency=100:gain=-2.5,dynaudnorm=compress=27.0:gausssize=53"
>>215058304Rosemary's Baby.
>ywn be an invisible entity who molests a qt japanese cripple girl every night while she sleepswhats the point?
>>215058304The best. I miss French extremism horror. It was supposed to be a new big phase then it only lasted what, four movies? Then they got pussified again out of nowhere. I'm not French, I don't know the context behind why it happened but it's a damn shame.
And I screamed out KINO
