>be me >good ulster-scot protestant lad>dating an irish-italian catholic girl>we decide to move in together>come home from work one day>notice marian statuette on top of my book shelf>point at it and ask gf "who has done this">she says her mother stopped by for lunch and brought it as a gift>grab statuette and yell "AWAY WITH THIS POPISH IDOLATRY">smash that piece of shit idol against the wall>girlfriends starts crying>tfw liberated from the fucking mary worship
>>215056456Based
>>215056456A man's house is his Protectorate. You did the right thing.
>>215056456Based, cathcucks can't help themselves. They will literally claim the pope is infallible and proceed to worship him sitting in the most antichrist-esque, bad guy throne.
>>215056456didn't cromwell let the jewish back into britain?
>>215056996correct, bad move
>>215056996>not letting the most consistent wealth multiplier into your countryAre you retarded?
>>215056996Not according to any historical records. It's just a kind of myth that picked up traction when no one could find an exact date for when they were readmitted.
>>215056456based and redpilled.
>>215056903The point of that sculpture is that everyone on earth is living every moment under the threat of nuclear annihilation from a handful of the most wealthy nations on earth. It's literally a gun pressed against the head of every baby in their crib in every corner of the world. It's the most profund and constant evil that humanity has every commited and as long as it's ongoing it should be at the front of everyone's mind. Any political party that doesn't support completely nuclear disarmament is implicated. It's a shadow any institution that would lead and advise the world has to contend with and you don't do that by pretending everything is ok. But maybe you're not ready for a world view more sophistiacted than sunday school yet.
>>215056456Jesus elected St Peter, the first bishop of Rome to lead the church. Submit to the Catholic magisterium, you dirty protestant heretic.
>>215056456>Be me>Good son of a purveyor of ironmongery, but decide to enter civil service for better pay and prospects instead of continuing family business.>Eventually get pretty high up, boss is a bit of a narcissist, and has a temper, but seems to like me.>Bosses wife does not and is always talking shite about me.>I tell boss I saw his wife fucking loads of men, including her brother, a gay guitarist who made a pass at me in a pub and some co-workers who don't like me,>He sends wife packing, co-workers get sacked and the guitarist gets the shit kicked out of him, but never reports it to the police (some shit probably happened to her brother too but I don't care).>Introduce boss to the hot daughter of a friend of mine.>She dies in childbirth but it doesn't matter, by this point I'm the guys second in command and he can't function without me so I get all the money I want from the job.>Boss-man wants me to find him a new fuck-doll on tinder, find the picture of some dirty looking euro slut with huge nipples, bit plain but it looks like she's got bigger nips than Milla Jovovich so who cares about that? I'll probably get to fuck her when the Boss is tired out, he can't get it up anymore anyway.>I can't stop winning, I see a long bright future ahead.
>>215056456>DID YOU PUT THE FOCKIN CHRISTMAS TREE IN MY SCHOOL, HARRY!?!!!>Dumbledore roared calmly
>>215057112The catholic church once again trying to ruin it for us
>>215057183Nah. The other apostles didn't answer to Peter
>>215056456Stick to your own type of women then. You are acting like a sperg and there is no point of a relationship between two people from incompatible backgrounds.
Are there any good movies about the Spanish Inquisition?
>>215057561Luther twisted the scripture to cohere with his preconceived notions. He added the word "allein" where it is not present in the Greek. How can such a man be trusted?
If you use this site you aint a real christian.
>>215057878No true scotsman?
>>215057857Trinitarians added that the apostles/angels worshipped Jesus
>>215057926>Martin Luther said the Ottomans killing, raping and enslaving Europe was God's punishment and you shouldn't resistImagine listening to this retard if you had you'd all be brown Muslims 500 years sooner
i dont know why but that cromwell biopic is one of the most entertaining movies i ever watched. Only few other movies have the same ability to absolutely glue you to the screen start to finish
>>215056456>good ulster-scot proteenglish
>disrespects the mother if God. Bravo nolan.
>>215057112I subscribe to this view and I'm an atheist
>>215057952Martin Luther was trinitarian too, dog
>>215057878wrong and the only people who say this are troon fedoras
>>215057656I assume that Matsden guy is just a troll. There is no way someone who claims to be catholic and knows the bible even in passing would unironically write something like this.
>>215057878Wrong, you're supposed to bring the gospel to the darkest corners of the earth, that means 4chan too.
>>215058005Does that mean you could visit strip clubs and your wife couldn't say anything? Asking for a friend
>>215057029Why do they clip coins then and enslave the local population with usury?
>>215058028Anon now you're being bad faith, stop being a degenerate. Ask your wife to strip for you instead.
>>215058055>bad faithNo, said friend really wants to visit strip clubs so he can preach the gospel.
>>215057857>catholic accusing anyone of tampering with scripture/meaningL M A O
>>215058043That, like "finance capitalism" and the FIRE economy, is le good for le economy.
>>215057988This. You can tell they are outsiders because they think 4chan is just pure evil or whatever. There's tons of heart in it.
People still burn pope effigies during bonfire night
>Be unnoteworthy son of a parish vicar.>Civil war breaks out.>Get a devious idea.>Gather up my bro and a gaggle of bitches.>Proclaim myself to be the Parliament's designated Witchfinder General.>Since they are too busy with a war, no one can effectively refute my claim.>Go around extorting various villages while torturing and killing whoever the fuck I feel like.>Parliament is seething, but lol civil war, bigger fish to fry.>By the time someone actually tries to bring me and my bro to trial, we just announce our retirement.We do a little trolling.
>>215058307witchfinder general more like prankmaster general
>>215058307it's heavily implied that he was a homosexual, correct? there's no way one would risk their neck like that just to burn some wenches, they must truly hate women
>>215058307You spoiled the movie for me, but I aren't mad.MY NAME IS HOPKIIIINS
>>215058361Hopkins killed men and women alike (though women would have been the majority of his victims). Notably, he actually got a priest convicted and killed for witchcraft. He also had a group of women who directly aided him in his interrogations. I think the man just wanted money and power. It's also important to note that none of the accused were burned. Hanging was the standard death sentence for witches in Britain and the US colonies.>>215058388The movie deviates completely from the actual history. It's more of a fictional narrative based on a historical figure. I highly recommend it, as it is probably the best portrayal of witch trials I've seen, even if it is not accurate to Hopkins' actual life.
>>215057064So it was the Protestants is what you're saying. Of course there won't be a grand declaration, why would there be? All they did was not enforce the law against jews. It also helps jews if you don't kiss a statue of Christ since it becames normal to have to kiss the statue, and therefore jews can hide their beliefs easier.
>>215057962wich one?
>>215058586the one op's pic is from
>>215056456>be heretic incel>decide that a country in which being catholic (true christians btw) is illegal is still to lenient on catholics (true christians btw)>civil war>chop your king's head off>become dictator, kill some irish lads for no reasonI'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
>>215057112>The point of that sculpture is that everyone on earth is living every moment under the threat of nuclear annihilation from a handful of the most wealthy nations on earth. It's literally a gun pressed against the head of every baby in their crib in every corner of the world.A nuclear exchange is going to almost exclusively occur in>United States>United Kingdom>France>Israel>Russia>China>North Korea>India>Pakistan>NATO member states with nuclear sharing agreementsNot even the Russians are going to bother yeeting valuable warheads on targets in non-nuclear countries like Mexico or Iran. If you're an African or South American baby, you'll unironically be just fine (and sleep through the whole thing). Well, at least until commerce starts experiencing stoppages worldwide.
>>215058704>No, I'm the TRUE follower of the solar deity!!1kek grow up
>>215057112why is jesus bringing forth the nuclear annihilation, if that's the point?the positioning of the pope in front of it makes the implication that the pope is standing between humanity and god's wrath.
>>215056903>They will literally claim the pope is infallible and proceed to worship him sitting in the most antichrist-esque, bad guy throneThis never happened.
>>215057878Yeah....I dont get it. How does being a "christian' chantard work?Spend the week spreading hate and vitriol on line then pray for forgiveness when you go to church on Sunday(assuming you actually go to church)?>tfw members of your flock are shitposting on the chans again
>>215058005The precedence for this was when jesus sat with the tax collectors for a meal and the Pharisees got upset.Jesus responds "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. … I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners"Note that jesus didn't not actually become a tax collector
>>215059746>spreading hate and vitriol on line
>>215058716*tips fedora*
>>215059746>discuss history with normies>their rhetoric and knowledge is based entirely on movies and public school>anything different is seen as hatefultiresome
Saw "A man for all seasons" after this, definitely a better film. And it's cool to see the other side 100 years before.Should I watch The Tudors (TV show) now?
>>215056456>times you acted like a protestantNever lolBtw, never watched that film. How is it?
>>215056456>Shacking up before marriage. ISHYGDDT >>215058178Looks like Hilldog.
>>215060019Newfaggot.
>>215056456Holy based.
>>215060628>Btw, never watched that film. How is it?Kino of highest magnitude. Not that you would get it.
>>215056456You're going to have to explain to our Lord why you hate His mother BTW.
>>215060854>This plastic figurine is literally God’s mom!100% cringe.
>>215056456Lmao they literally brought back the exiled King after this guy died. What a fuck up
>>215060893You're literally retarded, I'll pray for you.If you come into my house and smash a picture frame with my mom's photo you're going to have to explain to me or else I'm kicking you out of my house.
>>215060962Then they exhumed Are Ollie’s corpse so they could hang it. The seething he caused and causes to this very day is unfathomably based.
>>215060988If they desecrate your corpse, you win
>>215060986Your analogy is dumb because it assumes Jesus approves of people making statues of His mom.
>>215060962Cromwell laid the foundations for England to become an empire.
I'm sorry do Protestants like this really claim not to have any idols, or at least only idols of Jesus? Even if they truly don't use images of saints and church leaders, it's really not a far cry to argue they use symbols for Jesus that aren't Jesus
>>215057112yet nobody dares to start world war 3 because even the richfags can't avoid getting nuked... curious
>>215060817>predestinationTalk about a dealbreaker for religious sects. It's such a bad, spiritless argument, it makes you look crazy to argue predestination like it's just some fact
>>215056456This could have been funny in 2016 I guess
>>215061030Moses literally worshipped the Cherubim depicted on the Ark of the Covenant?Whoa, maybe he was secretly Catholic
>>215060817>liberal valuesOnce mighty mainline congregations like the UCC and the Episcopalians literally put themselves in a death spiral by embracing trendy shit like gay rights to appeal to people who wrote off Christianity long ago. >God ordering Canaan annihilatedThe Hebrews failed but God still worked that into His plan. EG, David's grandmother was a Moabite. It definitely had bad repercussions though. Rome had to fight multiple wars to destroy Carthage(a Phoenician colony) and the USA is ruled by modern-day Moloch worshippers(see The Finders, Bilderberg, Bohemian Grove, Epstein Island et al).
>>215061101>pre-Resurrection practices are analogous to post-resurrection practices Your analogies are bad. Pro-tip: we don’t do temple sacrifices anymore either.
>>215061151As far as I'm concerned the commandments didn't change, except for protties still getting circumcision despite St.Paul saying you will gain nothing from it.
>>215061132Yeah the mainline is cooked. There’s still some stalwarts (the PCA, LCMS etc.) but it is bad. On the flip side, it is nice to see fake and gay theology exposed as a failure so vividly.
Explain in base terms *why* having depictions of religious figures is le bad
>be David>take such care to avoid spilling blood on the holy site of the First Temple, that you summon an ancient rock worm to carve the temple so as to prevent any laborers bleeding on the project>go ahead and slaughter one hundred thousand goats in the courtyard the first week the temple is built, anywaysWe do things a little differently here in Israel
>>215056456Lmao didn't these clowns just elect a priestess as their "archbishop", wild stuff.
>>215061178Correct, the Second Commandment is still in effect.
>>215061051They dont have images of jesus or crosses in their house.
God's just mad Cain stole his precious right to murder people. Before Cain, only God could kill someone
>>215061199Because God said so. See >>215061237>>215061230Puritans were not Anglicans.
>>215061237So as far as I know Moses didn't break that particular commandment and in fact we see him correcting others that do.Why are depictions of heavenly things bad for us but perfectly fine for Moses?
>>215061051Protestants agree with Atheists, the dead can't hear us. Why bother having images of them anyways?
>>215061328I don't know, to remind you of them, or to help you keep in mind the central figure to their religion
>>215061273>See >>215061237so for the audience at home, the 2nd commandment is>Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.how is having a depiction of jesus in a piece of art in your home taking his name in vain? how are you blaspheming him? you religious larps are insufferable to argue with.
>>215061384Here is God’s Word:>You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth
>>215061237what does the right to bear arms have to do with anything?
>>215061422>or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earthWoah woah woah hold onI gotta whittle my fish
>>215061051American Evangelicalism is a form of paganism, worshipping America personified as God. Most regular old Protestants are pretty chill about drawings of Jesus etc.
>>215061422Only applies to pagan idols. Hence why stuff like the seraphim on the ark of the covenant was allowed.
>>215061445Indeed.
>>215057592How's the autism going for you?
>>215061001I mean hell yeah? You're already dead, why would you care?
>>215061517You're not really implying a hobby of woodcarving little animals is service to Satan, are you?
protestants are satanists
>>215056456Based beyond belief.
Where do you guys see the Evangelical/"nondenominational" movement going in the next couple generations? Are they going to eventually wander back to normal Protestant churches? Get bitter over the next few failed rapture predictions and become the new fedora atheists?I think there's something seriously bad coming. That they're going to basically become a 4th Abrahamic religion. Maybe they'll be like white/Hispanic Hoteps and decide they're the "real Jews" or something.
>>215061698Christians are the real Jews. Paul wrote about this often.
>>215056456wasn't Cromwell a jew puppet wound up bring all the jews from the Netherlands to England after getting rid of the monarchy that expelled the jews in the place?
>>215061445>>215061517>>215061557Actually>The association with a Hebrew word for "fish" in medieval exegesis has led to an incorrect interpretation of Dagan as a water deity with fish-like features.But since you bring up the fish, fun little fact, the astrological age of Pisces (fishes), lasting about 2000 years, is calculated to have begun around 1 AD. This means that at the spring equinox, during this time, the constellation behind the sun at the moment of it's complete dawning would have been that of Pisces. This knowledge is incredibly old and relevant to ancient religions, and the religious significance would have been that of the sacrifice by fire (the Sun) of the constellation to bring about the rebirth of nature and its fecundity.Preceding the age of Pisces, was that of Aries, the ram, or even lamb, a sacrificial offering to God, through which expiation of sin was to be achieved.Another coincidence is the role of the fish in the Osiris myth, a deity whose scattered carcass was consumed by fishes, but was later reassembled and ressurected. Egyptian murals also frequently depict the symbol adjacent, representing rebirth.I'm not making any conclusive statements out of this, but one has to admit it is all much too fascinating...
>>215061774I don't know, was he? Where did you hear this?Did you go to /pol/ college after dropping out of high school?
>>215061422>can't use what few brain cells they have to come up with a reason>"le god said it's bad so it is!"this is why religiosity is correlated with low IQ
>>215061786Damn so that really does make us in the Age of Aquarius now? Really cool pieces of info, thanks.
>>215061422Shit like this was really just the spiritually educated priest class hoarding occult knowledge as well as preventing retarded illiterate brown peasants from psychically endangering themselves and others.
>>215056456>Year of our Lord 2025>worried about a statue of Mary while being mass invaded by brown people that literally worship demons
>>215057183Jesus didn't even specify the creation of a church.
>>215061904I was kind of amazed upon realizing the onsetting of the age of Aquarius coincides with the onsetting of the more disastrous consequences of the earths geoclimatic activity such as massive flooding/deluge events.
>>215061963Yuh oh. Time to consult the tarot
>>215058715>A nuclear exchange is going to almost exclusively occur inI'm going to dedicate the rest of my life to getting in a position where I can put some irrelevant shithole like Eritrea or Micronesia on the target list.
>>215056456I would lash you till you repented your sins, heretic. Then you would be branded and exiled. Fucking protretard heretics.
>>215061947not sure what the problem is here
>>215061987Yup, it's probably only a coincidence! We should all go back to consooming our slop right this instant!
>>215062039Every time is see videos of pajeets I hate them more and more. The crazy thing is that the behavior in these videos is just normal pajeet behavior not even cherrypicked like the fent lean or nogs shooting up gas stations. TPD
>>215061786>>215061904>>215061963>>215061987>>215062061holy fucking samefag lmao
>>215062997>two guys talk to eachother for five postswtf is going on!?
>>215061178it's really only yankee protestants who get the snip
>>215057112>Uh... Nukes are bad because they prevent war and genocide...Aha...
>>215063332>>215057112This is in fact the ultra secret super sensitive function of the atomic bomb - [[[Soul Killer]]] - To alleviate an escalating soul bug
>>215057194Are you a trash person?>>215057878Nigga we balls deep in the occult out here
>>215063307you fucked up, you shithead samefag>>215061786doesn't mention the age of aquarius at all, yet>>215061904asks about it directly
>>215057882More like no true redditor. Get some new material faggot
>>215061422A muslim doctrine as well, by the way
>>215057962I watched it for the first time on shrooms. I don’t really do that kind of stuff but the colors, the drama, the dynamics completely blew my mind it was /comfy/
>>215063436>doesn't mention the age of aquarius at all, yetHe mentioned the previous Age of Aries, and the 1-2000AD Age of Pisces, so I just googled what the age after that was, and found that was Aquarius, so I didn't have to waste a post asking a question I could answer myself.
>>215056456Why have Anglos started shilling this nigger, protestant England is a fucking shithole and a laughing stock these days no more or less than Catholic Ireland and mixed Scotland.
christcucks and tradlarpers are embarrassing
>>215061786Another fun fact (you're going to laugh, I know, haha) is that monotheism began in Babylon, survived in Persia and Akhenaton tried to mimick it, but that wasn't of course perceived favourably by the professional caste of egyptian clergy so when he died they reinstated the normal religion and persecuted his followers. Does it remind you of anything?
>>215063307>guysI am being microaggressed!
>>215063542The Tower of Babel is the Ziggurat of Ur, right? Which is a temple for a Moon Goddess? And not to be corny but that's what they meant by Temen-Ni-Gru in Devil May Cry 3, isn't it? Temennigru is a translation for the local name for the Ziggurat of Ur?
>>215063574No, I meant the "egyptian clergy persecutes followers of monotheism" part. I am not familiar with the zigurat's history
>>215063624Yeah I was just asking an unrelated question because you mentioned Babylon, thought it might be on your radar. But yeah your pattern of persecution of monotheism sects reminds me of all sorts of religious conflicts from Cromwell to Jesus to Constantine
>>215063542You mean the Pharoah who wanted to worship the Sun? That was never replicated thereafter, ever!Wait a second....>Mithraism depicts the tauroctony, the sacred killing of the world-bull Abudad, taken from the constellation of the Bull (Taurus), which presided the astrological age before that of the ram/Aries, i.e. from around 4300BC to 2150BC;>The tauroctony depicts Mithras, taking the role of the Sun, getting in front of the constellation Taurus every year at the spring equinox for that time period, thus sacrificially consuming it to ensure a new birth of plant life;>Despite its age of at least 2150 years at the time of 1AD, Mithraism persisted as a mystery-cult of Sun-worship within even the borders of SPQR, and competed with Christianity for followers, the former having a sizeable adherence as the latter grew;>The former mysteriously disappeared with barely any trace.If I were to wildly speculate like a complete idiot, I would even go as far as suggesting that maybe the core of these competing cults wasn't that different from one another and that accounts for the nearly inexplicable vanishing and simultaneous rise of the other!
>>215057194Kek
>>215064087And to add to your observation, what do you think "mysteries" in ancient greece were? Remnants of previous religions which survived secretly after the new culture became dominant.>>215063666Specifically I meant the start of jewish mythology. Exodus.
>>215056456Harris was a notorious ham until he got older
He let the jews back in.
>>215056903>uh ya know, that sculpture of Jesus freeing the sinners from hell is actually pretty satanicFags are always fucking liars.
>>215064804>uh yeah dude, this statue that LOOKS like a huge black cock that I placed in my living room? It's actually a mermaid statue, how dare you, just because it doesn't look it doesn't mean anything, it's called "mermaid" it says so on a tiny engraving on the side, how could you not get that??
>>215064443He was drunk
>>215056456I hope you're joking OP. Her mother gives her a nice little gift and you smash it like an ape over sectarian reasons. You're living in a state of sin as well.
>>215056456Fucking based.Catholics are in a blasphemous, extrabiblical cult.Fuck the pope, fuck popery.
>>215056456Bonus points if you fucked her WITH A CONDOM ON after that.
>>215057999>it's trolling to expect the pope to refrain the fuck away from taking anti-national political stances which risk to jeopordize western societyChrist had a saying: Render unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's. How the state makes policy isn't God's problem and the enforcement of man's law is under no obligation to place any value on human dignity. If God knows this, the pope should too.
>>215066434>anti-national political stancesFound the neonazi
>>215056456>Times you acted like CromwellYeah, I was a cunt when I was younger.
>>215061959what about>And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.Matthew 16:18https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Matthew%2016%3A18
>>215056903>Hurr durr you're not pro-life if you don't give your country away to the dregs of the Third World. Fuck havin' laws n' shiiiieeeet. Now somebody send me an altar boy, it's time for a homosexual BDSM Vatican orgy
Gates are usually meant to keep people out, not to prevail in an offensive against other buildings such as churches. What did Jesus mean by this?
>Now give me ten thousand lira or you're going to Hell
>>215066940>we're bleeding gen Z goyim, quick, make up some miracles and pin them on some youngster who died recently!
t>>215061039Now that's ridiculous. It was already an empire under Elizabeth I.
He was proven right, fuck parliament.
>>215061039He laid the foundation for England to become a mercantile slave state and eventually a financial economic zone by inviting in a certain tribe.
Seethe roundheads. You are spiritually reddit.
>>215056903dark souls 2 throne
>>215061051i don't get them either, the cross or mary images or saints even, they are all related to the same source.
>>215067250definetly it was Elizabeth the one that laid the fundation for a english empire. Before that the British Isle was like a backwater compared to the continental kingdoms, surviving primarly of wool exports and piracy around the spanish sea trade, they use to sell wool for cheap to the Netherlands and buy the manufactured textiles at a high price from them, any additional treasure came from the spanish galleons, the crown was loosing money like crazy until she enforced a protectionist policy on national goods laying the road for an empire
>>215056456lol keep being good little goys.
I hate protestants so much bros...especially (((evangelicals))).Ave Maria.
>>215056456
>>215067482>the crown was loosing money like crazyTo be fair that was Henry VIII. His father was very good with money and kept the treasury full, but the old fatass polygamist wasted it all.
