>at the kinoplex, movie about to start>"ah fuck, I forgot to buy popcorn!">"here pal, you can have mine, I barely touched them. Hope you like 'em sweet">turn around>pic related winks at me>"have a swell time, anon">fades into nothingness
>>215056642I showed my mom the harvey winestine shrek escaping prison to stop an ugly bitch from being cast memes and she thought they were funny
>>215056663Based mom
>>215056642>Note at the bottom of the popcorn>Reads "If you are reading this you consent to and are contractually obligated to blowing me in the bathroom after the movie"
>get to the bottom>it's his penis
What exactly did he do wrong, legally speaking? All the women consented to the "sex for roles" deal
>>215056994They felt bad 15 years later or something
>>215056642I had the same thing but a guy gave me his tickets for free on the way out.
>>215056998The only victim in this is actually the audience who had to endure JLaw's "acting".
>haven’t seen a pretty girl on screen since big Harv went downperhaps we were too hard on him
>>215056994>hey sweetie have sex with me and I’ll make you rich and famous>and then he didHe literally did nothing wrong
>>215056994>>215057437He was a more efficient social elevator than the whole of the modern state
>>215056994Some he raped.
>>215056994A couple of them didn't. He physically grabbed them and pinned them down.I know that some retards here lament the loss of their precious kino, but eliminating Jewish perverts and punishing them with maximum prejudice is more important than making movies of any kind.
>>215057491Out of all the racial groups, jews are the least likely to commit crimes. I'd be more worried about pervy whites.
>>215057491It sucks that he did it but it also created a vacuum that got filled with crap.
>>215056991what penis?
>>215056991>Heh, nothing personal kid
>>215057491No he didn't
>>215057491This guy gets it
>>215056642This has happened to me as well
>>215056994He raped a few women but most of them whored themselves out willingly
