>I know you're connected to the growing virgin statistic. I know you're too careful. You keep all your accounts private. You don't belong to any friend groups or relationships. You were top of your class in middle school but you traded in for fucking vidya. I know you had some promising talents but I don't know what a normal man needs with a Pringles can, gloves, sponges and lube.
>>215056917>Alright you got me, I ordered some ladyboys from Thailand I was waiting for them to be delivered
>Doakes knows about the sponge can
>>215056917Is this what the american life experience is like?Getting bullied by niggers your entire life?
>anon spends all weekend on a television & film board but his purchase history shows he hasn't rented or bought a movie in over 10 years. now why would a man pretend to be invested in film if he actually wasn't? unless he has something else to hide...
dex handholding deb
>>215056917>elite special forces soldier>loses a fistfight to a gormless lab geekWhy?
>>215058175Hes black
I am the Bay Harbour Incel
>>215056917i tried the pringles can thing and apparently i'm too big for it. had to go with the similar towel method instead.
Doakes was just masking his sexual attraction to Dexter with hate.
>>215056917> You were top of your class in middle schoolNo I don’t think so
>>215058204Dexter had sex all the time thoughever. I actually don't like this, it's dishonest and obviously only there for normie audiences to approve of him.
>>215056917>UH UHHH EXCUSE ME SERGEANT NIGGER OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, "NIGGER", PLEASE GET YOUR HAND OFF MY DESK BEFORE I WRAP YOU UP INTO A TASTY DOAKEY DOOKIE BURRITO AND GOBBLE YOU UP.ALSO I AM THE BING BONG BUTCHER HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
>>215058431Are cats racist?
>>215058485yes x
>>215058485no. dogs are.
>>215058431trying too hard
>>215056917I want to act like Doakes in real life
>>215058624>t.Detective Sergeant James Doakes
>>215058220just buy a fleshlite already
>>215056917>Oh yeah doakes youre just mad cause im a based volcel and all the women at work like me and want to date me while youre a cringe truecel blackcel nobody likes
>>215058701Did Doakes fuck? I can't even remember.
>>215058629You want to be framed for crimes you didn't commit and then be murdered? Well, follow your dreams, I suppose.
>>215057035Mfw watching the FBI go through over 1000gb of gay porn when I get arrested for pirating Elio to write a review for a newsletter
>>215058713Doakes was incel like Dex. Similar knows similar.
>>215059374But Dex fucked women all the time, despite it not making any sense.
>>215056917Apart from muh black woman scientist tropr why do americans abuse the black man detective trope
if i havent had sex in 3 years can i hang out here guys
>>215059840because black detectives are based
>>215056917>I don't know what a normal man needs with a Pringles can, gloves, sponges and lubeI don't either.
>>215059896But niggers are nothing like that Where are the black women scientists where are the black men detectives
>SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA! I knew there was something off about you Anon! You always had nazi paraphernalia on your desk yet here you are being escorted to the Mineshaft by your bvll! The fuck is your deal Anon!?
>>215059561Dexter being super physically attractive is canon, thats the reason hy everyone falls for his shitty lies and is generally permissive of his oddities lookism blackpill is at the core of his character
>>215060108But why did HE suddenly become interested?
>>215058713Doakes is unironically an incel except he bangs the black chick captain laberta or whatever the fuck her name isIt's why he's /tv/'s favourite character, he's a sexless sperg who spends all his time inventing conspicuous about his coworker
>>215060289>>215058713>inventing conspicuousInventing conspiracies, stupid auto correct
>>215060344I mean they're not really invented. Doakes was right lol he just wasn't stupid or a woman so Dex's mask didn't work. Doakes was like Harry and could see through the bullshit. Doakes was elite military. He knew darkness, I mean just look at him.
>>215056917Sign of the times when the meme with the most longevity right now is how people are paranoid of others and building walls between them
>>215060694very insightful anon
>>215060694I've seen it more often associated with institutions rather then other people. Captcha: Tmnt0. Neat.
>>215056917>tfw the show didn't have robo-doakes with the text to speech
>>215060955This is how I would have brought him back. MechaDoakes with all of human Doakes' memories implanted.
>>215060997No, make him a car like in k.2000Have dexter being forced to participe tonsome death car race with him
>>215060289he fucked the wife of some police officer too. probably would have fucked debra if he made it past the second season too
