Thinking bout those beans.
>>215057124I spilled baked beans all over myself in the cinema watching Cars 2 and a black teenager yelled "YO DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS" and everyone laughed at me
>>215057124Gonna get a couple bowls from Cracker Barrel this evening. With cornbread and seasoned with country ham. Fuuuuuuu
>>215057124Will beansposting be the new Baneposting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k>3 minutes of terrence hill stuffing himself with beansabsolutely kino desu
>>215057124beans
>>215057553get 'em in ya
I wish I had infinite beans
>>215057124Why was eating a lot of beans or other foods such a big thing a lot of these comedic spaghetti westerns? Was it all because of trauma from war time famine?
>>215057124That scene is a true piece of artIt was a fundemental revolutionary sceneThe first of its kind and later adapted by many copy cat faggots who steal other peoples ideas
>>215057173No you didn't and not they didn't.
>>215057758Because people really liked this scene since it's a very enjoyable scene.
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>>215057124>>215057737I've cooked many a skillet of Mexican style pinto beans. >beans>chorizo sausage >onion, garlic, fresh peppers, cumin, chili powder, etc.Fry up the sausage with the vegetables and then mix in a bunch uh dem beans... Grab a nice warm tortilla... Damn, that's good eatin'. Pro Tip: some chopped cilantro and lime juice in the last ten minutes of cookin' will prevent the ass gas.
>>215057124Been BrapMaxxing the last few days with extra large servings of beans. It felt like I was about to explode at work today because I couldn’t let em rip while the top brass was on inspection.
>>215057974Cilantro is a shit tier spice.
I dont understand why its such a satisfying scene but definitely part of it is that the viewer understands he in some way DESERVES those beans. Like, if he was obese and clean instead of sweaty and lean and this was a modern restaurant then it would be disgusting and gross. No one wants to watch a gluttunous, morbidly obese food addict indulge in their drug.
>>215057758beans have always been ubiquitous in cowboy movies because they're cheap, nutritious, and non perishable.also, people in the old west often went for days without eating, so when they finally found something to eat they probably gobbled down the food like Terence in the film.And last but not least it's a funny scene.
>>215057974Thank you for your service chef
>>215058040>people in the old westMaybe in the west of your shithole, not in the United States of America
>>215058060McDonalds has always been a healthy part of the American diet. Even back in the frontier days there was a McDonalds at every corner, the milkshake machines actually worked back then!Here at McDonalds we strive to make every costumer happy and well fed!
>>215057812oh yeah?were you in that theater at the same time to confirm?
>>215058193The burden of proof is on (you)
>>215058193>>215058285let's all relax and have some beans
>not having a bean mukbang while watching your kinosNGMI
>>215057974why would you want to prevent it?
>>215057812yes he did i was there
>>215058045I highly recommend learning how to cook them beans. It's cheap, healthy, nourishing food. And it tastes great.
>>215058650It would be painful.
>>215057124I love beans, lentils, chick peas but if I eat too much of 'em it gives me the shits. It's a curse, legumes are fantastic
>>215058013Not if you can get it fresh. Dried cilantro is gross.
>>215058817But I hate dealing with cast iron. seasoning & washing it is a PAIN.
>>215058853>washing it is a PAINhot water and steel wool?
>>215058853No, It's easy. >Wash pan with hot water>Put back on hot stove >Whipe on a little oil when pan is hot and let coolDone.
>>215058831You're a big guy.
>>215058853Just the opposite, for me. When I got mine, I started cooking in it using oils to avoid sticking. I only wash it with hot water from the sink and a good scrub. It's fully seasoned now and I don't need oil. Every once in a while I'll give it a light wash with dish soap. Doesn't hurt it a bit.
>>2150588314U
>>215058880>>215058897>>215058910Ok, I'm convinced I'm stupid/lazy & am willing to give it another go.
>>215058880>>215058921steel wool is no good on cast iron. soft brush or sponge with hot water is the only option. boiling some water to pour on it is a good idea too
>>215058959This is correct. The only time you put da steel wool on it is if you're re-seasoning. You can gently scrub off some some burnt-on stuff, but if you scrub, pretend it's like your own skin. Never too rough.
>>215057569god bless you, terence.
>>215059016glad my research was correct. I only recently got interested in cooking and it's now one of the only things I enjoy in life. I love cooking so much brosmy other tip is dont wash your rice inside of a rice cooker because uncooked rice is coarse and over time it will chip the coating off your rice cooker bowl. I learnt that one the hard way
>>215058838For me, fresh lime or lemon juice fixes that problem. You also need to cook them beanz for a while. Even if they're already done. Simmer them a good long while. Or, you could buy some Beano.
>>215059124That's odd. I would think a rice cooker would have stronger enamel or coating.
>>215058838>>215059125It's best to soak and drain for that very purpose. No need to overcook your beans like a Mexican.
>>215059162you would think. I have an expensive one too, not an unknown brand or anything. I googled it when I noticed it and apparently it's common wisdom because it's a common thing that happens
should I get a giant wooden spoon for all my meals?
>>215059290No, you should eat everything off of a knife like a real man (even soup)
>>215057446one can only hope
>>215059183I do soak, but my beans still tend to give me farts. Canned beans don't when I put the lime juice in. What do? I want to cook and enjoy the dried beans so I can season them myself.>>215059290Yes. Wooden spoons are cheap and they don't scratch nuffin'.
>>215057974>not fartmaxxing in 2025
>>215059377Based and Jokerpilled
>>215057124Beans...https://youtu.be/Tiz3eN3KJRQ
what are beans.
>>215057446It would be very beanful.
imagine how bloated he was, imagine the gas pains, imagine the suffering.por favor small serving for me senior.
>>215059529The real question is why aren't beans?
>>215059529What are we? Beans are beans, and they taste really damn gud when cooked properly.
>>215059566I think farts and funny when I think of beans, but is it really something to eat, is it normal to eat beans, If I wanted to eat beans that would be alright?
What are some good beans recipes?
>>215059582Mine, dammit!>>215057974
>>215057553Besides this and the farting cowboys in Blazing Saddles are there any other bino scenes?
>>215057553Unfathomably based movie.
I feel like his expression of hunger is overstated.
>>215058013>t. inferior soap gene nigger
>>215059547He wanders the desert. He needs to release the thunder to scare the redskins.
>>215058817frijolles de la olla will forever be my favorite. can inhale a bowl. dirt cheap and brain dead easy to make
>>215058853you can wash it like a regular panyes, you can use dish soap, people used to avoid it because old dish soap contained lye which strips its seasoning but modern dish soap doesn't contain lye
>>215058060easy snowflake
>>215059783It's called being white.
>>215061812it's a southern European staple you black ape.
>>215057553I eat like this. Should i be worried? Is everyone makkng fun of me?
>>215059124>>215059162Actually the main cause of degradation of rice cooker bowl coating is people using metal utensils in them or rinsing with cold water while they're still hot which causes cracking in the coating.
>>215058327Koreans NEED to stop forcing their shit culture on the west.
These beans stink
I like kidney beans and black beans. Making your own refried beans is a game changer.The other kinds are ok though I guess
>>215057124
>>215057124Beans, bread, 6 eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, chicken schnitzel with mushroom sauceCoffee (black), orange juice, water
>>215062371>black guys smile of satisfactionnow i want some beans...
>>215059582My personal el cheapo bean recipe, figure out the amounts yourself because it should be easy if you know how to cook>finely chop onions, and dried chilis (I get the dirt cheap bags of suraj dried chilis here in Canada, I don't know what's cheap in burgerstan) >add to a pot with a good amount of olive oil and saute, season with salt, black pepper, a little cumin, and a lot of chipotle powder and paprika>dice tomatoes while the onions soften up and throw them in the pot, cooking until they start breaking down. You can also just add a can of diced tomatoes if you're a gay baby who'll cry about tomato skins, just be sure to actually cook off all the water so the chunks start softening up>finely chop garlic while the tomatoes cook down and once the water is gone and the contents of the pot are oily and frying again, throw in the garlic>add broth or beer or wine or just water or whatever you want and toss in beans (I usually buy black eyed peas because they're the cheapest, yes they're beans not peas just fucking look at them here)>if you have ham or sausage or whatever to go in it, add it now>season to taste, you want enough salt and smoky, spicy flavors to counter the earthiness of the beans>stew covered on medium heat until the beans are softPS learn to bake bread too
>>215057124Could a modern day adaptation of "They Call me Trinity" even work?
>>215057124Those Trinity movies are so fucking bad KEK
What is a better gift to humanity?Beans, from the "primitive" americans or the new apple/microsoft gadget from the "advanced" anglos?
>>215063372Beans have been cultivated worldwide since prehistory, only some varieties came from the Americas
>>215059705Lee Van Cleef in TGTBTU.
>>215058921I just don't like having to set something on fire to clean it.
