The characters are idiots, so you won't feel bad when they are killed. And they've even resorted to killing kids. One storyline is about a big fat nigger pedophile videotaping child victims. And since horror movies are made by satanists all the monsters are able to win over innocent people. Seriously fuck the horror genre.
>>215061033Did your mommy raise you? You sound like a bitch.
>>215061198You're a pedophile.
>>215061905Whatever you say, ma'am.
kidprint and home haunt were ok, rest were shit
Shut the fuck up, Kidsprint is the best part of the movie.
>>215061938>Kidsprint is the best part of the movie.
>>215061198fpbp
>>215061938i liked it the best but it pales in comparison to the franchise bestsi enjoyed the soda bits >i told you to add the FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE>ackchully, we ARE working on it, Mr. Rothschild :)>.........FUCK YOU, LARRY
>>215061033Its literally the only VHS movie with zero bad segments. All of them were fun and well shot.
>>215061033Agreed.Whoever they hired to make the trailer did a great job because I didn't expect it to be so fucking awful and amateur.The fucking giant baby was where I lost all hope. It's like someone filmed a shitty carnival's haunted house walkthrough.I sat through the rest so I can accurately say it's shit and the soda idea was ripped off from a 10 year old creepypasta.I'm also not surprised so many retards on here thought it was good considering we have cobra kai generals and a trannified /trek/
>>215062276>i liked VHS VIRALkek !>i liked 2Name one segment other than Safe Haven that you liked
Kidprint was disturbing because I couldn't remember the last time I'd seen an evil black guy on screen.
>>215062352The segment with the guy biking through the woods and the zombies was pretty neat
Beyond was better.
This movie was shit. The only part that was remotely decent was the spanish one and that aint saying much.
>>215061033The franchise overall is fucking dogshit. The only good episode in the whole franchise is the hot girl who ends up being a winged demon.
>>215063754>popular good
>>215063754The entirety of the original is good, including the wraparound story. And there have been a handful of good shorts sprinkled here and there throughout the rest of the series.
>>215061033I disagree 4/5 were fun. 2 was ok.
>>215063996Some will say the same about playing with their own shit.
>>215061033>And they've even resorted to killing kids.Apparently burning people's faces off with acid and tearing open a pregnant woman's stomach is ok for the franchise, but killing kids is going too far? Zoomer purity tests are so weird
Shit's fucking awful. It's like something you'd expect 2008 peak autism Channel Awesome to make as a result of no self-awareness.
>>215062234Too bad it has no good ones, either.
This whole thing is just a big rip off of OATS studios on youtube.
>>215061033>they've even resorted to killing kids.Are you serious? No way they actually stoop that low. Like implied killing or they actually flat out kill them? This new era films is exhausting. I considered giving the movie a chance but if that's true what you said.. Literally just demonic nonsense.
>>215064021You’re are retarded black villain was based
>>215064117>tearing open a pregnant woman's stomach is okWhen did anyone say that was okay retard? People had the same complaint of that exact same type of scenario with AVP2. If it happened in this shit franchise, you don't hear complaints about it not because nobody cares about that type of thing.. it's that nobody watches this direct to streaming trash anymore enough to notice
>>215064952There's quite a bit of kid death in the last segment. The rest is just teens and they all deserve it.
>>215061033V/H/S is garbage by design. It's a feature, not a bug
>>215065004Kill yourself already and be done with it
>>215064952in several of them you see violent gore done to kids such as:>peeling their skin off slowly>boiling them in a cauldron until their skin and meat is gone>exploding them in to goo>zombies or w/e tearing off their arms >heads cut with axes
Killing children used to be taboo in most productions, even horror movies (for the most part***). And if it WAS done, it would be done with some taste and not shown. Now you see it all the time in movies and shows. To the point you almost wonder if it's encouraged. Hereditary, house that jack built, nosferatu, Dr. Sleep, this, the new final destination, that scene with the little girl getting her head bit. In it chapter 2. Terrifier. The list goes on with modern material. Now this? (((They))) Are really stepping it up huh? Full on brutal child murder in mainstream films. When I was a kid in the early 2000s watching horror movies.. this was never an issueIt's literally demonic
>>215065034Don't remember that in the other ones
>>215065098I think the issue is in the other films all those scenes were done to demonstrate the depravity. In this, it's treated almost as comedy. Most of the deaths aren't really kids, though. In fact, in about half the segments the theme is the people are too old for trick or treating.
>>215061938The plot was retarded and the twist fucking awful.
>>215065163>Most of the deaths aren't really kids, Doesn't matter, if even a few are
>>215061938It was just gore.
Watching a fat nigger cut a white 10 year olds face off and wear it. All while giving him water so he won't die so he can go back to cutting skin off his stomach was not for me. It was just not fun to watch. Who is this shit for?
>>215065374You just know black women loved it.
>>215065374>Who is this shit for?It's generally two camps. There's a certain stripe of horror fan who insists that the threshold for what defines a good horror movie should be "it's trauma-inducing," and then there's the guys jerking off to it.
I want /pol/ boomers off my fucking boardget fuck out of here you geriatric FUCKSNo wonder you're so brainwashed by trump, you can't even separate emotional thinking from watching a FICTIONAL horror movieRETARDS!
Feels like this franchise keeps getting worse with every installment.
>>215065534You're gonna be so mad when they make loli illegal For Real and I'm gonna be laughing so hard
>>215065534VHS is creatively bankrupt. You like kike slop.
lmao you gotta love amerilards>daily school shootings where dozens of kids dieWELL YOU SEE ITS NECESSARY SO WE CAN KEEP R GUNS N SHEIIT>kids die in fictional movieNOOOO ITS DEMONIC ARGHHHHH THIS IS PURE EVIL!!
>>215065374>why did the horror flick show me horrific imagery
>>215065561you dumb? viral is by far the worst and thats the 3rd movie.
>>215065912I actually enjoyed Dante and Bonestorm, but they were terrible VHS material. Way too flashy and overproduced for the series.
>>215065830>you got a loicense for that knoife?Don't forget to prep Ahmed and Omar for your sister and her friends.
>>215065892You are not smart.
>>215065912iirc there were 2 that i liked on that, last vhs I liked 1, Halloween 0
>>215066033>shook by horror movieskwab
>>215061033Home haunt was peak.
>>215065993Feeling insecure about your school shooter country?
>>215066082you might be retarded
>>215066349I wish.
>>215061033Literally only the first V/H/S was even close to being good and a lot of that was probably just novelty
>>2150666102 was better than 1, the siren segment is extremely overrated
>>215065098>It's literally demonicBut by your logic one could argue violence against women is "demonic" as well? Kids are supposed to be off-limits because they are defenceless?
Horror movies are 99.999% garbage.
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>>215065005It's inferred through omission
>>215064117>burning people's faces off with acid and tearing open a pregnant woman's stomach is okI'm always saying this
>>215067557>whataboutismNot from the UK, by the way.
>>215068016>whataboutismIf you're from anywhere in Western Europe, you're just as cucked as the UK. possibly even moreso if you're French or German.
>>215067410no, its the more troublesome history of jews and their baal worship sacrificing children
>>215067445>Horror movies scare me.It's OK, anon. They're not real.
LAUNCH. THE DAMN. SODA!!
>>215061033I did not like the child murder one at all. Maybe I am just getting old. I didn't even finish the last one when I saw another kid and dad. I have no desire to see such. It's just depressing.
>>215065374>>215065098absolute babbies. If you were disturbed it was an effective short. I will say this entry is VERY gory, but it's halloween, that's on theme
>>215068967last one is by far the most fun one though
>>215061033>blah blah blahSHIP. THE FUCKING. SODAS.
>>215069035Does something happen to the kid?
>>215069246The one filming? I thought he got killed at the end, but apparently she just swiped his camera and killed two other kids.
>>215069035
>>215062234Candy one was fucking garbage.
>>215069586>girl runs across the street, cutting in front of her, in order to avoid herShe earned her death.
>>215069634True, her mommy might have been over there though, instinct.
>>215068167Europe is whiter than the US.
>>215069028>It's supposed to be trash that makes you not watch it and turn others off of itWell done my jewtard
>>215061033Yeah, it was pretty good
VHS movies have been garbage since part 2. the shudder ones* especially terrible.*FASCIST FILMMAKERS FFFFFFFUCK OFFF!!
>>215061033>muh children goreah yes, modern jewwood. they don't even trying to hide it anymore
i remember the days when the writers would at least TRY to contrive a reason for the characters to carry around video cameras
>>215069762Just admit you're mad because a black guy was the villain
>>215069814Imagine being a grown man and simping for found footage movies
>>215069586>>215069035>Wow I'm having so much fun filming and directing this fake child murder. Can't wait for the audience to have FUN and love it!Insane shit. The people who made this are not normal rational loving human beings. These are made by degenerate terrible pieces of shit you wouldn't trust to be within 20ft of your kids
>>215069814They do. The kid in the final short says he has to keep filming because otherwise his father will be blamed for everything.
>>215069846Christ is not King.Trump is not your savior.You are not without sin.You are not a devout and moral person posting on 4chan.Give up the act Pope PornAddicticus The Third
>>215069885I'm not perfect but I don't revel in glee and joy at simulated child killing...meaning all things considered, i'm literally better than you and every other freak that made this or liked it. Feels good
>>215069926Extremely based and quality lad. Glad to know not every here is entirely a lost cause yet
>>215069885People like you are convincing me that God must exist. Otherwise why would such evil be in direct opposition to something that doesn't exist?
>>215069980That's what I'm saying. What's the threat to them otherwise that they are lashing out against?
The Diddled Choir Boys have assembled to police morality in VHS movies!
>>215070019Another evil jew rat has entered the chat, hide your kids!
>>215061033I liked the candy one FUN SIZE
>>215070069You're a double digit IQ cretin.
>>215070079Would have been a lot better if the factory was some brightly colored Willy Wonka tier thingI guess it's because of the budget but it being just some generic warehouse with a conveyor belt was really shitty
the wraparound soda segment could have been better if it had more consistency to it and built to its climax in a smarter way. its a good idea but meh executions. the witch one had potential but got too silly with the fat guy and the witch design and you couldn't feel the stakes. the candy one had the most potential by far but it had no rhyme or reason to it and ruined too much of the tension with jokes. the haunted house one was alright. it was cool to see rick baker tell him his effects were shit. the actual creepy one was the mexican one. i might have liked that the most because it felt like classic pre-shudder slop VHS. on the opposite side of things, the child killer one was 2edgy3me. at least it tried to be scary even if it failed.
>>215070174Yea but the other ones were just basically trying to be generic horror offshoots. The candy one was the only really original one.
>>215070216agreed
>>215070175Yeah I liked the Spanish one and agree about the Candy One. Everything should have looked harmless.
>>215070240>>215070216>>215070245>>215070175I just looked into it and the candy one was actually directed by the guy who did too many cooks, so that explains soooo much to me.
>>215070079I also enjoyed the stereotypical sheet ghost slaughtering the guy in the last one.
>>215062352I liked the cloak one, the demonic alternate dimension and the skateboard short.
>>215070175The wrap around segment was too much like the wrap around from 84 IMO, but yeah it was one of the better ones.
>>215069817You sound like a kike
>>215070167>claps for child murder gore pornYou are the low IQ nigger here anon
>>215070409I am jewish, and we run the United States Government and all of media.What you gonna do about it timmy?!
