>watching Black Panther at the movies>intense fighting scene between protag and antag>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON">everyone laughs>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy">Hear "He cute" from one of the girls
everytime I sit near black people eating at a restaurant they figure out a way to get out of paying the bill. they say the food is bad or complain about the service or something. it's happens everytime. last time was Outback steakhouse. they got the meal free and another meal to go for free. it was impressive
>>215063007so true
>>215063007>food was so bad they ate it all and took another N
>>215063336Kek, good luck catching the one with Kitty Pryde wall phasing powers.
>>215063481You was sayin'?
>>Watching Black Pantheruhm, that's not a very progressive film
>>215064382Why does pepe have a tail?
>>215062346That's a sweet video, OP.
>>215062346Why is Bane a robot?
>>215065002still a tadpole
>>215066188>'He cute?' He's only 1 year and 364 days old you sick fuck!
>>215066494a black woman would never
>>215063336Is Pepe a vampire in this fantasy?
>Go to see The Lady in the Van, rated 12A starring Maggie Smith, in 3D>Go with my mum to get past NSP>the commander of the cinema vanguard flirts with my mum openly>"what's a gorgeous young woman like you doing with a schmuck like him">realize the commander is jewish>he throws my mum to the troops for them to pass around>forced to masturbate to prove we're a romantic couple>the ordeal is finally over and we are let through the cinema gatehouse>my mum is still pulling on her clothes as we walk up the tree lined avenue through the perfectly manicured cinema grounds>despite the beautiful scenery, guards wielding laser halberds with unclipped-cock seeking automatic targetting systems line the road>as we reach the front aunting the valets appear at our sides to take our car to the parking area>we went on foot, so I just gave the black valet my home keys and our address for "liability purposes">after purchasing our tickets (1000 yuan paid in monthly installments direct to the people's republic of china)>we strip off our clothes and feed them into the incinerator>step onto the conveyor belt for decontamination>my mother's geiger count is off the chart>she gets tipped into the incinerator too>I'm showing normal levels of radiation so they just throw lime on me to burn away my parasites>they give me a set of plastic cinema pyjamas>hand me me a receipt for the gold fillings and jewelry my mother had>receipt says a donation has been made in your name to PETA>step into the movie pod>pod ascends into the theatre mothership>feel a slight bump as the energy fields descend into hyperspace>fields find traction and we begin to accelerate into the heavens>as we reach lightspeed I see the movie projected onto pluto from hubble projector stationed at a lagrange point between jupiter and the sun>by the time we circumnavigate the sun the next scene is showing>whole film is blue-shifted because the pilot was going too fastMaggie Smith was charming as always
