WORKING TOO HARD CAN GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
>>215063576Used to get drunk in a bar that had LPs, would always put Billy Joel on.
>>215063844Was it in Long Island?
>>215063576Time to watch him flip out in Moscow again? Yes, yes I think it is.
>>215064534Unfortunately not.
Once did a drunken arm in arm singalong to piano man with like 12 people at a party, billy joel sucks though he has zero good songs
>>215063844Me too brother. Used to take my old dinosaur down to the blockbuster and send out a few telegraphs (for a half pence mind you!) to the local flapper girls. Back then girls weren’t allowed outside so we used the local buck population instead (they were free at the time on account of the war) and used to put a nickel in the jukebox and play “camp town races” all through the morrow. #JustSilentGenThings
>>215063844You are the lamest drunk.
>>215064847And this guy. Piano Man is the first time drinkers' song. It's for the gayest, lamest, most boring people in a bar.
