New York pizza does not look like this.
Seriously I always thought where tf did they dig up that shitty cafeteria lookin pizza. How hard is it to have real pizza on set
new york is a very large city and there is a variety of pizza available there, both in terms of style and quality
Tmnt 1 and 2 had the most delicious pizza on screen, fact!
>>215064347>pizzaIs that Famous Ray's?
>>215064490the show was shot in LA thoughever, still, its LA, theres gotta be some decent pizza places around
To be fair, LA jews shot this whole show in a studio in LA. Have you seen Curb your Enthusiasm? Larry David is not a New Yorker. Maybe he was growing up, but he was a child, and he forgot everything about what it is to be a New Yorker.
>>215064490The pizza he's holding looks like Dominos pizza. There is Dominos pizza all over this country. However, there are NOT multiple varieties of Dominos pizza. Dominos pizza is identical anywhere in the country that you find it.
>>215066769Way too thick for dominos, has to be some cheap frozen shit.
>>215066830That's all thy had on hand in the studio. Forgive them, will you? There are so many funny on-set goofs that you could point to from that era of sitcoms, that were overlooked in post, and are now part of history. Like that askew, loose doorknob in Niles' office in Frasier. A sight like that instantly reminds you that what you are seeing is just a hastily put together set, not a real place.
>>215064372That is the worst pizza I’ve ever seen in my life, surely LA had some decent spots they could’ve called instead
>>215064347george likes a doughy pizza
>>215064347its more like this
Alternative fact: it was done for flyover Americans on purpose, the vast majority of whom have never been to New York, and all they know is their doughy frozen pizza. So taht it would look more familiar to them, and appetizing, yet somehow better than what they're used to.
remember that episode where George got on To Catch a Predator but it was all just a big hilarious misunderstanding?
>>215064347>WTF THIS ISN'T CARDBOARD WITH CHEESEdo jew yorkers really?
>>215064372>How hardNot hard, just a bit more expensive, and if you look after the pennies the shekels will look after themselves.
>>215066053Does anyone have the webm of it?
>>215064347How do you eat it? With your hands?
Did he take a bite of it? Why is he holding two slices in his bare hands?
Pizza is the most overrated, bullshit American food of all time. It is essentially a cardboard base covered in glue with some random shit on top and for some reason it's also oozing with grease. The only food worse is ice cream. Only fat tubs of shit disagree
>>215068232>How do you eat it? With your hands?No. With a Fork and Knife, Trump-style.
Also, Chicago pizza is a casserole. ZOINKS. Real Chicago pizza is square-cut tavern style, looks nothing like a casserole.
>>215068306it's a rare indulgenceor it would be if americans weren't so fat
I cannot understand why this site is always so irrationally quick to anger whenever food is discussed in any capacity.
>>215068436It's called being hangry. Everyone is Americastan is perpetually dieting, only to binge and yo-yo later, which makes everyone perpetually irritable.
>>215068436it's not just this website, it's everywhere. you mention how you like your eggs cooked and you get a thousand assholes just champing at the bit to tell you that you're wrong and not a true egg lover and where they live is the only place that really understands eggs.
>>215067035If the cheese isn't sliding off, I don't want it.
>>215068232
>>215066733>he forgot everything about what it is to be a New Yorker.Curb is literally about a New York jew in LA.
>>215068615the cheese only slides off when it's very hot. that pizza would be delicious at any temp. that is a perfect slice
>>215064490thx chatgpt
A good slice of pizza should have an even distribution of sauce and cheese.
>>215068567Is it champing or chomping?
Jerry & Larry really believed that a NYC pizza place would serve a calzone with fucking eggplant
>>215069140It is indeed champing. Jack Donaghy taught me this.
Who actually likes Jew York plastic joke vomit pizza?
>>215069140champing
>>215069201It's inspired by authentic Neapolitan margherita pizza, which is very thin. The only thing New York pizza is lacking is the basil leaves.
>>215069121Correct, more than 2 toppings is also degenerate.
>>215066503LA is the only country on Earth that is gayer than New York.
>>215066830They changed their recipe it used to be even worse.
>>215069121Why do they put leaves on it
>>215070011Can confirm, Dominoes looked like that here when the episode aired.
>>215070067some leaves taste nice
>>215069944LA isn't a country you esl moron
>>215069167I'm sure they would have that.
>>215066975George was really hungry on set that day so he kept goofing his lines so he could eat more pizza and eventually they caught on so they switched to cheap stuff.
>>215067051Man sure enjoys a good cheese pizza
>>215068848What the hell is his problem? And don't point out that he's gay, most gay dudes can eat pizza like a human, I've seen some of them do it.
>>215067035Open bob pls
>>215066769Dominos in the 90s was cut into squares, not triangular slices.
>>215068306What shithole are you from where they can't even make pizza?
>>215068436its always about the politics of the food too leave it to /ck/ to start sperging about performative masculinity when you mention you like your steak medium rare and start onions spamming you
>>215064372It's a cheap prop, suspend your disbelief and remember not everyone would be comfortable stuffing their face and getting weighed down while they're at work
>>215070255i went on a date with a girl who ate pizza like that
>>215070376How the fuck do you film a show in New York City, feature pizza in a scene, and not go buy a fucking dollar slice or some shit from the corner shop to use as a prop?
>>215070067They can't afford real toppings.
>>215070067We call that a salad pizza. It's for when you are on a diet.
>>215068872how convenient
>>215070433are you retarded? it wasn't filmed in nyc it was filmed in studio city, around hollywood.
>>215070612They literally have scenes on the streets of NYC in nearly every single episode. You think they flew all the way to New York to film those and then flew back to California to film the indoor scenes?
>>215068615the temperature is what causes that, retard.
>>215069167Why, not? They even have jerk calzones, too bad they ran out of you to make them
>>215070744The man doesn't like cold pizza leave him alone.
>>215069167do americans really eat on a meetings room with their coworkers and bosses? sounds unhygienic
>>215070391Well, what the hell was her problem? Maybe it'll help shed light on this dude's problem.
>>215070661its a set
>>215070661you think that's really new york and not a set? do you think the cast of Always Sunny travels to film every episode in Philadelphia every year? no they go once for a week and knock it all out then the rest is all done in hollywood, do you have even the slightest understanding of this industry or are you just some podunk east coast middle-of-the-road hick?
>>215070939NTA, but I'm a flyover actual hick and I'm just amused as hell reading you, a west coaster, calling an east coaster a hick. Granted, -I- knew that shows usually film all but the iconic exterior shots on a soundstage in LA. So you're probably right to call him one.
>>215066419>Is that Famous Ray's?No, Original Rays
>>215064347they didn't even fucking film in NYC lol
>>215064347I live in Williamsburg. All the pizza nowadays just caters to hipsters. So you get flavors like fig jam bacon and whatnot.
>>215067035BOOBS
>>215070789is that r.l. stine
>>215070789AI posts should be fucking banned
>>215068848That short video is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my forty two years on this planet.
>>215064347It's thick like that so that audiences could actually see what it was. You have to remember that when Seinfeld aired, most people were watching it on tiny CRTs, some even in black and white.
>>215070936>ny>no cars>no garbage>no criminal element>... in LAI'd live there, make a /tv/ colony or smth
>>215064347As a true New Yorker, George buys cheaper generic mass corpo pan-crust pizza over "New York Style" overpriced tourist trap pizza.
>>215071215>buysClearly mooching off of Jerry in OP pic.But yes Jerry buying Pizza Hut instead of a New Yawk slice is perfectly in character.
>>215071121You are arguing with bots the whole day, and tell me, a real person posting, to be banned? Fuck off, bot boy
>>215071215ever have ceres?
>>215064347it was filmed in california and california pizza was BAD in the 90s.also think they fucked up with the "jambalaya" at the soup spot. more realistic that they'd serve gumbo but i'm sure some californian wrote the episode and mixed them up
>>215067950>>215066053
>>215071519Sovl
>>215071211Cities aren't inherently bad they are just fundamentally flawed because they let nonwhites in.
>>215064347New York pizza sucks.
>>215071489>You are arguing with bots the whole day, and tell me, a real person posting, to be banned? Fuck off, bot boySuck cock you kike faggot. Anyone that posts ai pics is a kike faggot.
>>215071067Has the jalapeno jam hit your area yet? I like jalapenos but that is some vile stuff.
>>215064347New York style pizza is shit. Foldable pizza is just cheese.Dominos regular style thickness is the correct thickness for pizza. I don’t mean dominos is good just using it for size reference
>>215067051Now that's a slice.
>>215071127Watch more movies.
>>215071215Wait so now new yorkers don't even eat new york style? Why do they get their panties in a wad over every other style of pizza then? Fuck new york.
>>215067051Kino
They make tasty ‘za upsate
>>215064347thin crust pizza is for LITERAL ACTUAL faggots. don't eat pizza if your lil tummy can't handle bread, queer
>>215072287That’ll be $20.70 plus tip, boss
>>215072324Is this supposed to look bad? That's a ton of meat.
>>215072368its not kosher
any PNW chads in here? best chain-style pizza joint on our side of the world is undoubtedly Round Table Pizza. I've even heard chicago guys rave about how good it is.
>>215072368i can pay $7 at my local Little Ceasar's and get just as much meat>>215072383fuggoff, yid. nobody likes you.
>>215072409not a part of the small hat tribe, you asked a ridiculous question and i answered it
>>215072409I'm not going to hate on little caesars but come on now. That's like saying you can get a burger at mcdonalds or something.
>>215072431for $20 buck, a pizza better be the BEST pie i've ever had. i can buy the ingredients and make it myself for that much. (and yes, i know how to throw dough and make a beautiful sauce)
I like prosciutto on pizza
>>215072447Have you been to any other pizza places? It's kind of the going rate if you aren't eating at a chain.
>>215072368No it’s good and true, this is what an upstate pizza looks like for $20. We won
>>215072477again, if i'm gonna pay 20 for a SINGLE large pie, it better BLOW MY MIND. it better make me CUM and JIZZ out of my DICK and ASS. if i pay 20 dolleridos for a MEDIOCRE pie, i'm gonna rape the kitchen staff, AND you for trying to gaslight me into thinking paying that much for shitty pizza is normal
>>215072447Where do you live?
>>215072524not in a libtard mutt/nig/spic infested multiculti city SHITHOLE like you, apparently.
>>215072515Looks fine to me but go off queen.
>>215068306>It is essentially a cardboard base covered in glue with some random shit on top and for some reason it's also oozing with grease.Because you're eating at shitty chain restaurants. The pizza is pretty great at the hospital I work at. Pizza crust actually tastes like bread, the cheese actually tastes like cheese, the sauce actually tastes like tomato sauce.>The only food worse is ice cream.Again you're buying the wrong shit. Are you buying the cheap jumbo tubs of ice cream from Walmart? My store brand(HEB) ice cream tastes better than some of the big brands like Blue Bell and Breyers.
>>215064347It's unwise to assume all pizza served in NYC is New York Style pizza. That could be frozen or made by Kramer. It's never specified. You see no box and they don't speak of a delivery.
why are threads about pizza or just food in general always so popular on /tv/? a lot of the time they go over the limit of replies
>>215072553"fine" ain't good enough for twenty dollars, faglord. good job having shitty standards. i bet a jeet could take a dump on a plate and charge you 8 bucks, and you'd eat it with a smile
>>215066053Disagree
>>215072569"new york" style pizza is such a faggot meme. greasy, thin crust, over-cooked "leathery" cheese. Chicago style MOGS it, and every real new yorker knows this, but is too butthurt to admit it out loud.
>>215066053LOL, someone hasn't seen Cobra.
>>215072409>>215072431How the hell is Little Caesar's pizza taste so much better than the more expensive chains?>>215072571This is a secret CP thread. You just haven't been here long enough to decipher the code.Other food threads are about other types of illegal porn.
>>215072571They don't call us fa/tv/irgins for nothing.
>>215072618i edc my pizza scissors and eat my pizza with me pocket knife
>>215070391What a stupid bitch.
>>215071489>a real person posting>a pajeet
>>215072532What is your problem?
>>215072625>How the hell is Little Caesar's pizza taste so much better than the more expensive chains?if you go to LC's and order one of their meat-lovers/specialty pizzas fresh at the store, when it comes out of the oven, it's on PAR with a $20 pizza. only problem is, LC's doesn't reheat well. you've gotta eat it while it's still hot and brand-new. once it goes even lukewarm, it's FUCKED.
>>215072593>i bet a jeet could take a dump on a plate and charge you 8 bucks, and you'd eat it with a smileI don't need to know your fetishes.
>>215072691He's overcompensating.
>>215072691gonna fuckin' cry? sometimes i can go 3 weeks without seeing a poop-colored "person". keep voting for more of them. that's why you've got $20 MEDIOCRE pizza. that's why groceries where you live are so prohibitively expensive, that 20 bucks won't get you ingredients for homemade gourmet pizza.
>>215072724>bragging about not having to see shit-golems every day is overcompensatingsure thing (:
>>215072741>>215072726But if you visit /tv/ at least once a day you're guaranteed to see a poo poo person.
>>215066975Yeah, Jerry inexplicably owns two VHS copies of True Colors on the same shelf, which also holds SimCity and Tetris. He has various different Apple computers throughout the series, but I just don't picture him playing games. Then again, he supposedly reads a lot of comic books. But I think those are just thrown in with the cereal to make him seem immature. I doubt real life adult Jerry did anything like that other than eat cereal.
>>215072777jeets don't eat pizza, retard.
>>215072777no, i dont have to see them, or smell them (thank god) just have to read their utterly retarded ai assisted ramblings
>>215072692I live in a white area. It's so white here the jews are starting to notice and trying to ruin things. I'm several hundred miles from a major city. You're overcompensating and probably not even American.
>>215072815>jews are starting to notice and trying to ruin thingshow so fren?
>>215069140I've read chomping and even 'faunching' in old books. I'm sure it has many variations. Champing seems like the dumb one to me because I've always heard chomping and it's about a horse's mouth biting down on the thing (the bit), so chomping makes sense.
>>215072802saar India firsting to make pizza, naan and yoghurt the number one pizza beforing columbus go to americas and find tomatos>>215072811>have to read their utterly retarded ai assisted ramblingsOh shit. You just made me realize jeets are probably using AI in their scam call centers. Truly horrifying.
>>215069167There are a fuckton of pizzerias in NYC, and all different varieties. I assure you eggplant calzone was available somewhere in the 5 boroughs in the 90s.
>>215070789So he truly WAS their all time bestseller. Shrimp dude called it.
>>215072868>eggplant calzonepeople to take simple wholesome foods and try to "hipsterfy" it should be lined up and shot. like those pizza joints that do>barbeque pizza>cheeseburger pizza>taco pizzafuckin KILL YOURSELF. if you can't make a great pie with cheese, meat, sauce, and bread, you have ZERO business opening up a shop>"oh but i want something that tastes like a cheeseburger!have a fuckin cheeseburger, faggot. that has NOTHING to do with pizza. yes i'm a New Yorker. Yes you should die sad for what you've done to pizza.
>>215072839A few years ago they tried to have a blm protest but the courts wouldn't give them a permit. We don't even have niggers here. Anyway every since then they have been trying to get that no kings thing to take off. Everyone local hates it and I see tons of out of state plates on the day of the protest. I drove by the first one and there was nobody there but in the pictures they try to make it look like a ton of people showed up.
>>215070813We eat IN rooms AT tables. You must eat on floor and shit in street. I've seen the footage.
>>215072906All the pizzas you listed are different variations of cheese, meat, sauce, bread.
>>215072907they literally HATE any white-centric homogenous high-trust community. WHY. pls tell me WHY? what do we hurt? we just wanna be left alone. a high-trust society doesn't need a bunch of poop-coloreds thrown in just "for funsies" what's the FUCKING ANGLE?
>>215072941if you want a taco, go eat a taco. don't put it on a pizza. fuck you for trying to even imply it's permissible. i bet you're the color of poop. post hand.
>>215072969I'm sorry you're so angry about pizzas and their toppings.
>>215073009i'm from new york unlike YOU. faggot. i actually know what the hell a pizza is. go to minneapolis with your second-rate WOPS.
>>215067040we have real pizza out here in the boonies, Seth
>>215072953Yeah I know exactly what they're up to. I think seeing our local government reject them made them mad. They're not used to people standing up to them.
