Amazon wants a "no guns" Bond going forward. James Bond will not fire a single shot in their new reboot starring a zoomer, aimed at an Antifa tranny audience triggered by the sight of guns, which they unironically use to kill people
>>215066287Bond looks autistic in the no-gun Dr. No poster now
>>215066287It's funny how the media has to always put woke in quotations, when just a few years ago the same media was loudly crowing about how they had forced the term into all major dictionaries.
>>215066350It is kinda like how leftists were proud to call themselves SJWs until people started using it as a derogatory term and started using it less.
>>215066318Like he doesn't know what to do with his arms. The pose is very effeminate without the gun and I think that was the intention. 007 was never all that cool anyway honestly.
What’s with their hateboner for guns?
>>215066615cos guns are republican
>>215066537007 shot the faggiest pussy guns and Ian Fleming was eternally malding by the constant letters he received about it
>>215066287>No guns>No girlsWhat's left? What is Bond even going to do?
>>215066691Have gay sex and simp for Antifa
>>215066664James Bond is a British character, created by a british autor, guns are way more antique than your "country" and your "political parties", dont you try to reduce all culture stuff to your shitty country, you fucktard
>>215066718Amazon is american.
>>215066287>This faggot shouldn't be carrying guns in the first placeHe should be packing condoms from all that fagg and trannie fucking
>>215066287i love the thought process behind this. "if we pretend guns don't exist and hide them from the children, they'll stop existing!" it's the ideological equivalent to putting on a blindfold, covering your ears and going "lalalalala i don't believe in you lalalalala"
>>215066718Are British people even allowed to look at pictures of guns?
>>215066787If you have the proper licences.
>>215066763Bond is like the least “gun culture” thing ever too
>>215066691Bond is a diplomat now, meetings, speeches, negotiations, you're gonna love it.
>>215066615Cuz guns killed Saint Kirk.
>>215066287Americans will do anything but regulate guns.
>>215066287>James Bond will not fire a single shot in their new reboot starring a zoomerActually thats not a bad idea. Hollywood script writers always rely too much on guns to manufacture action in movies with the matrix movies and John Wick being the most egregious examples. I dont want to see some faggot actor doing ballet pirouettes which firing a sub machine gun. The bond films were never heavy on gun scenes anyway. Bond can find more creative ways to kill his enemies.
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>>215067278Hollywood writers are not smart enough to pull it off
>>215067193>meetings, speeches, negotiations,Just like in muh heckin corporatismos
>>215067278bring back the judo neck chop
>>215067193In fairness, spies aren't supposed to be shooting guns.
A wise man once said, "If you kill your enemy, they win."
>>215067240>Americans will do anything but regulate guns.We already know the problem is blacks, but it's currently illegal to regulate guns based on the owner's race.
>>215066287All the biggest IPs made for men are in the hands of beta and gays, look at the Spider-Man franchise, you've never seen any hot female villains or heroines in the movies.
>>215066287It says in the headline that they dropped the "no-guns" stuff after everyone shat on it. OP is a retard that can't read.
>>215066691>>No girlsdidn't Bezos literally do this so that James Bond would fuck his wife
>>215066350>>215066492this>>215066287crazy how hard they've destroyed the franchise since casino royal
>>215067215>t. ranny>>215066615it's one of the biggest political issues in the US. Gun ownership was the single biggest predictor of who someone voted for in 2016>>215066718bongolia is an irrelevant third world country
I, for one, welcome knife-fighting Bond. Much more appropriate for the black guy that's going to be playing him, anyway.
>>215067904Old Ben Kenobi?
>>215068421Why not base it on background checks and psych tests like a normal country? I'm sure it would solve multiple problems.>>215066537>007 was never all that cool anyway honestlyI firmly disagree, Bond was super funny right up until Pierce Brosnan. The edit is weird though.
>>215069968They're actually going for a more modern-britainistan friendly version of Bond in order to appease the new demographics of the island. Instead of guns, he'll use acid and machetes. He's also going to be half black, half pakistani and a drill rapper. The Bond girls will be 12 year old white girls that he abducts and rapes, while being cheered by MI6 and the general public for it.
>>215066287with no gun it becomes a very zesty pose
>>215067240guns are a human right, tranny. also like 80% of gun murders are black on black anyway so no one cares>>215070005We have background checks. all guns sold at gun stores require background checks. most crime guns are stolen or straw purchased. psych tests sound illegal and unconstitutional the US is the only normal country, every other country is a third world slave state
>>215067278he still uses a gun in the old movies except for maybe like goldfinger, he might lose his gun too early in that one to have a gun fight.
>>215066287You type like a redditor and you sound triggered. Lmao what a bitch.
>>215070005>Why not base it on background checks and psych tests like a normal country? We tried that but it violated the disparate impact clause of the civil rights act.
>>215066287Or you know, anti gun states were pressuring them.Why are you retards so fucking blind to how all your corporate evils come from state pressures
>>215066287The woke rot has hit the very core of these corps. And it just keeps on doing its thing, unstoppable. It's literally every single property with a predominantly male audience. Insane shit
>>215070005>psych testsThat's just code for having the right political beliefs.
Meanwhile children are playing games like Fortnite and COD that have guns in them. Who are they protecting?
>>215066287facts about amazon bond>broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond>amazon wants a young actor for bond. they don't want a granny fucker like aaron the jew>bezos personally said he doesn't want "a fucking jew as bond">timothy dalton is still considered to be the greatest james bond
The Walther PPK is literally known because of James Bond.
