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>>215068072
santa seen that guy naked and he's def not getting any presents that year

>>215068072
is this the only good sketch show around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2k-BNySLI

>>215068427
I don't understand the dice thing

>>215068072
>woman that is actually funny
dead giveaway

>>215068467
She is so good in this one as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjVJEhqM7Q

>>215068462
Quit fucking with 'em.

>>215068513
why would he carry dice though, what is the background here?

OH MY REDDIT SHE SAID THE WORD FUNNY!

>>215068564
we get it, funny women trigger you, incel.

>>215068558
because, like the hat, he wants to be seen as a "cool guy" and his idea of that is some 1950s dude who wears a fedora and plays dice in alleyways type

>>215068072
I don't think she should have screamed at Eddie

>>215068072
>>215068492
She's really hot to me. I want to fuck her. I would like to eat her pussy.

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>>215068699
What is this from? I am a Patti completionist and jerk it to all of her videos

>>215068670
Patti needs to be cloned with the Y chromosome swapped out

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why does our girl not have any upcoming projects on wikipedia?

>>215068467
>>woman
anon....

>>215069282
what do you think his post is referring to you fucking dumbshit? fucking dumbasses we have to deal with on here

>>215069282
Trans woman, yes

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>>215068467
>woman that is actually funny
they exist anon...

wait is this actually a trans folk? this is the first time ive ever been actually convinced it was a real woman.

>>215069388
why does it matter? I just care that she is cute and funny, you people are obsessed

>>215068670
when I made this post I genuinely did not know it was a tranny...

>>215069411
wat. I just entered this thread now and saw all the people saying the person in the op is trans. I'm just saying this is the first time I have seen a trans folk and not immediately thought they were trans.

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>>215069388
>wait is this actually a trans folk? this is the first time ive ever been actually convinced it was a real woman.
Saw her in she hulk, she totally passes, better than Hunter by a mile

>>215069478
yes hunter is obviously a dude. this person actually looks like a woman.

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>>215069468
>>215069478
I really just thought this was an odd looking, attractive in a weird way, biological woman, who wasa funny because she's not conventionally attractive
I also read that she is half white half vietnamese which also explained her appearance in my mind...

and THEN I read the part about it being a male to female tranny

>>215069478
Super cute especially for transitioning in college.

>>215069504
sounds like one too. is it her real voice or did they dub her with a ciswoman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBwPmla8QQ

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>>215068492
>(and popcorn!)
Gets me every time.

>>215069520
fuck, if this is what HRT can do this late in life, imagine how hot she'd be if she had had access to puberty blockers...

I feel like I am being memed. This isnt actually a tranny is it?

>>215069546
The perfect woman

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>>215069508
the trick is that he had narrow shoulders and naturally no defined muscles, Hunter by comparison is skinny and has wide shoulders

>>215069572
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patti_Harrison#Personal_life

>>215069546
she's part vietnamese that's why
vietnam has a natural propensity for ladyboying

>>215069605
Hunter looks really good at the moment, but would benefit with some extra weight especially since her legs and butt are so scrawny.

I feel very weird about myself right now desu.

>>215069583
We were born too early bros... in the future, people will have access to women with the intelligence and humor of men, who are physiologically indistinguishable from ciswomen

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>>215069572
>I feel like I am being memed. This isnt actually a tranny is it?
you can see it if you look closer

>>215069630
it's not my first time jerking off to or being attracted to a tranny so I'm not having a personal crisis but I came into this thread and posted here cause I had seen her in one or two of the skits from this show including the one in the OP and thought she was attractive then and did now but in no way did I have her pegged as a tranny

turned out, I'm the one who got pegged

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my wife

>>215068072
One of the cutest actresses working today

>B-b-but she has a dick!!

Don't care, still a woman

>>215069680
even the overall width of her upper body doesn't look too crazy, looks within reasonable parameters for a somewhat wide and awkward woman, which is the vibe she gives off overall, an awkward biological woman
even her upper arms look thick in the way a woman's would, not a man
she really genuinely just looks like a kind of weird woman

>>215069719
does she still have the dick? I really hope so, a vestigial not even working tranny dick is so much better and less disgusting than the frankenstein abomination neovagina

>>215069572
There's a pic floating around from a stage show where you can see her bulge

>>215069739
>does she still have the dick
Don't know but I'd love to find out

>>215069629
if the korean photoshoot was any indication they want her to be kate moss levels of skinny, but I agree that she could use some weight down below

>>215069680
they look juicy

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>her
>she
>actress

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>>215069719
based

Imagine her sucking your dick every night and bringing home her t friends for wild orgies

>>215068072
>*Holds up spork*

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Did you give?

>>215069792
this thread does feel like it's a stealth leftist tranny thread, like I'm surrounded by ideological enemies posing as "normal" anons, but I've referred to her as a she so far just because it feels so tryhard to make a point of going "um ackshully HE!" and it feels that way in part because you frogposters are so fucking gay and racism and nazism weren't gatekept enough and is full of a bunch of gay lame nerds

>>215069605
Hunter gets destroyed by his side profile. Patti can cheat with the flat Asian face.

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>>215069792
you heard us

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>>215069792

>she doesnt have a penis anymore and just has that butchered wound

its over

Why are y'all like this? Can't you talk about her comedy/acting for one minute without it degenerating into weird sexual shit?

>>215069934
imagine the seethe when organ transplanting becomes more advanced and there are trannies with actual vaginas and the current ones are stuck with frankenpussies

>>215069993
No, I want to lick her ass

>>215069993
Anon, she tricked me. I said I wanted to eat her pussy. I wasn't making a joke I thought she was a real woman with a real pussy. That's fucked up, I had no idea about her. She TRICKED me. Now I want to pull down her tight girl jeans and squeeze her ass and suckle her shrunken ineffective little cock that can't get hard.

>>215070040
Not every tranny can't get hard

Did we ever decide what her best skit is?

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>>215069993
Imagine... hammering your cock down Patti's tight little anus while she screams and moans, her asshole pulsing around you, greedy and insatiable, as if her body was trying to milk every drop of you. The sound of her cries, the way her asshole clings to you as you pull out only to slam back in, the sight of her gaping hole, it would all haunt both of you forever.
Her asshole is stretched impossibly wide around your thick shaft, the rim red and raw from the brutal pace you’ve set. The sight of it- gaped, glistening, and utterly destroyed - sends a surge of primal satisfaction through you. This is where she belongs. This is what she was made for. Patti’s response is a broken wail, her fingers clawing at the sheets as her body shakes with uncontrollable tremors. Her breath hitches, and then it happenes. Your cock throbs violently, and with a guttural roar, you come, unloading thick ropes of cum deep into her asshole. It feels like an eternity, like you are pouring every ounce of your sickening fuck-juice into the fertile cradle of her rectum, impregnating her and making her your wife forever...
With science, this could be a reality soon.

>>215070052
... you're telling me a tranny this convincing might get hard in my mouth if I licked and kissed and sucked her cock? HUH?

>>215069605
Thats a man

>>215070064
For me, its the car ed one. I hope that if there's a S4 of the Tim Robbins show, she will have way more sketches because she is always the highlight. Or she gets her own sketch show, which would be even better.

>>215069605
holy fuck lol that clavicle
bro should've gotten into bodybuilding

>>215070089
Yeah she should have a sketch show where every sketch is her taking her dick out and fucking my mouth with it

What's wrong with you people

>>215070068
The world had narrowed to this: the frantic, animal sound of our breathing, the slick, filthy noise of my cock driving into her, and the sharp, sweet sting of her nails digging into my thighs. Patti’s face was pressed into the mattress, a mess of dark hair and muffled, broken sounds. Her back was a perfect, trembling arch, her ass high in the air, offered up and utterly taken.

I held her hips, my grip brutal and possessive, and slammed into the impossibly tight, searing heat of her asshole. Fuck. It was a vise of smooth, silken muscle, clenching and rippling around my shaft with every brutal thrust.

“You feel that?” I grunted, my voice a raw scrape in my throat. “You feel how fucking deep I am? Your ass is eating my cock, Patti. It’s fucking swallowing me whole.”

Her answer was a guttural cry, half-scream, half-sob, as I pulled back until just the slick, fat head of my cock stretched her rim, then pistoned forward again. The visual was fucking obscene. Her pale skin was flushed a deep, feverish red, a stark contrast to the angry, stretched-out pucker clinging to my thickness. It was a glistening, ruined O, a perfect fuck-hole made just for this, for me.

>>215070176
“Look at it,” I commanded, my thrusts becoming shorter, harder, drilling into her deepest part. I slapped a hand against her ass cheek, the sharp crack making her jolt and clench around me so hard I saw stars. “Look at what I’m doing to you. See how wide you’re stretched for me. This is all you are now. You’re just a set of holes for me to fuck and fill.”

Patti twisted her head, her eyes glassy and unfocused, a strand of saliva connecting her lip to the rumpled sheet. She looked down the length of her own body, her gaze fixing on where we were joined. A fresh, shuddering moan tore from her chest. “Oh god… it’s… it’s so much.”

“It’s everything,” I corrected her, leaning over her, blanketing her body with mine. I wrapped an arm around her throat, not choking, just holding, possessing. My lips were against her ear. “You think this is about just fucking? This is about planting my fucking seed so deep inside you there’s no getting it out. I’m going to pump this dirty, fertile ass so full of my come it’ll be dripping out of you for days. You’ll feel me in there, remember this fucking, every time you move.”

I felt the orgasm building, a coiling, electric storm in my balls, a tension in my spine that promised a devastating release. My rhythm faltered, becoming ragged, desperate. Each drive inward was a claim, a punctuation mark on my filthy promise.

“I want you to feel my fucking cock pulse inside you,” I snarled, the words hot against her skin. “I want you to feel every fucking thick rope of my jizz shooting into your guts. I’m gonna breed this ass, Patti. I’m gonna own it. You’re gonna be my fucking wife because of this. This fuck, right here.”

>>215070191
Her body began to shake, a violent, uncontrollable tremor that started in her core and radiated outward. Her asshole convulsed around me, a series of frantic, milking spasms that ripped a roar from my lungs. The heat was unbearable, the friction divine. I buried myself to the hilt, my balls slapping against her wet cunt, and held there.

The first jet of cum was a volcanic eruption, a scalding flood that seemed to tear its way out of me. Patti screamed, a raw, shattered sound of absolute pleasure-pain, her internal muscles gripping and pulling, demanding every last drop. I kept coming, pulse after pulse after relentless pulse, filling her, marking her, fulfilling the nasty, beautiful promise. It felt endless, a surrender of my entire essence into the warm, clenching depths of her body.

I collapsed on top of her, spent, both of us slick with sweat, the air thick with the musk of sex. My cock, still semi-hard, was still lodged inside her, feeling the last, faint aftershocks of her own climax twitch around me. I could feel the warm, wet proof of my possession already starting to leak out around our connection.

After a long moment, I shifted my weight, pulling out slowly. The sight was even more debauched than I’d imagined. Her asshole was gaping, a wet, well-used pink flower, glistening with my spend. A thick trickle of white began to seep out, carving a path down her inner thigh.

I ran a thumb through the mess, collecting it, and held it to her lips. Her eyes fluttered open, dazed, fucked-stupid. She didn’t hesitate. Her tongue snaked out, hot and eager, and she cleaned my finger with a soft, hungry suck.

A slow, dirty smile spread across my face. “Good girl. You know what you are now.”

>>215070211
A shuddering sigh escaped Patti’s lips as she finished cleaning my thumb, her eyes glazed with a fucked-out reverence. The taste of our mingled filth on her tongue seemed to unlock a deeper, more desperate hunger within her. She blinked slowly, a raw need contorting her beautiful features.

Her voice was a husky rasp, shredded from screaming. “Please… I need it.”

I raised an eyebrow, playing dumb, savoring the begging I knew was coming. “Need what, baby? You’re full of me. Isn’t that enough?”

She shook her head, her dark hair sticking to her damp forehead. “My mouth. I need your fucking cock in my mouth. I need to taste it… taste us.” Her hand, trembling slightly, reached for my softening length, smearing the remnants of her own ass and my cum across my sensitive skin. “Please. Let me worship it. Let me taste what you put inside me.”

A dark, possessive thrill shot through me. This was it. This was the complete surrender I craved. I fisted my hand in her hair, not gently, and pulled her head toward my lap. “You want to taste your own filthy hole on my dick, you desperate slut? You want to swallow my fucking load after it’s been buried in your ass?”

“Yes,” she whimpered, her lips already parting, her hot breath ghosting over the head of my cock. “God, yes.”

Keep going anon, I'm nearly there

>>215070211
I didn’t give her a chance to prepare. I guided myself to her waiting lips, and with a sharp thrust of my hips, I buried my entire length down her throat. Her eyes flew open wide, a muffled gag catching in her chest. The sensation was fucking divine. Her throat was a hot, constricting sleeve of pure muscle, fluttering wildly around the intrusion.

I held myself there, deep, watching her beautiful face struggle for air, her nostrils flaring. This is control. This is ownership. I pulled back until just the tip remained on her tongue, slick with her saliva. “You asked for this, Patti. Now fucking take it.”

Then I began to fuck her face in earnest. There was no rhythm, no tenderness. It was a brutal, piston-like drive, my hips slamming forward, forcing my cock down her gullet again and again. The wet, choking sounds she made were a symphony of depravity. Her hands came up to grip my thighs, not to push me away, but to hold on, her nails digging into my skin as she surrendered completely to the violation.

“That’s it,” I grunted, my own breathing becoming ragged. “Take that fucking dick. Your throat is mine, just like your ass is mine. You’re just a set of holes for me to use, aren’t you? Aren’t you?”

All she could manage was a gurgled, affirmative moan around my shaft. Tears streamed from the corners of her eyes, tracing clean paths through the sweat on her cheeks. I could feel the frantic, involuntary clenching of her esophagus every time I hit the back of her throat, a desperate attempt to accommodate my size. It was the tightest, most demanding fuck I’d ever had. I stared down, mesmerized by the obscene sight of my cock disappearing into the perfect ‘O’ of her lips, the base of my shaft slick and shiny with her spit and the leftover evidence of our anal breeding.

>>215069376
Do not tell people about my waifu please

Every time I see a pre transition pic of a tranny porn star I can never get off to them again

The illusion is forever broken

>>215070233
I increased the pace, losing myself in the savage rhythm. My balls slapped against her chin. The room filled with the sounds of my brutal thrusts, her choked gags, and my own animalistic grunts. I was owning her, completely and utterly, rewriting her very definition of pleasure with every unforgiving plunge.

I felt the telltale spasm in her throat first, a violent, rippling contraction that was different from the others. Her body went rigid beneath me. Her eyes, glassy and unfocused, pleaded with me for a mercy I would not grant.

“That’s it, baby,” I snarled, driving into her even harder, pinning her head to the bed. “Give it to me. Give me everything.”

And then it happened. With a final, convulsive heave of her stomach, her throat unlocked around my cock and a hot, sour torrent of vomit erupted from her. It spewed over my thrusting dick, coating my balls, her face, the sheets. The sensation was a shocking, wet heat, an explosion of utter debasement. The sight of her, covered in her own sick, my cock still pumping in and out of her puking mouth, was the most beautifully disgusting thing I had ever witnessed. A wave of pure, unadulterated ecstasy crashed over me. This was it. The pinnacle. The ultimate sign of her submission.

I roared, my orgasm triggering instantly, my cock pulsing violently as I shot another thick load straight down her ravaged throat, mixing my seed with the acidic bile. I fucked her through the entire convulsive mess, my own release seeming to go on forever, a final, profound claim on her very essence.

I finally stilled, buried to the hilt in her ruined throat, both of us panting, drenched in sweat and vomit. I looked down at her destroyed, beautiful face, a masterpiece of filth and devotion.

A weak, breathless sound bubbled from her lips around my still-throbbing cock. “More.”

>>215070068
Thats a man

patti rocks!

>>215069508
this is a girl dressed as a boy. i don't beileve this trans claim any more. looks at that tiny mouth. have you ever seen any male with a tiny mouth like that? or eyelashes for that matter

>>215070357
Ugh, trans people, am I right? I just hate how they exist, being all cute and valid, living their lives like they belong or something. I don’t care about their personalities, their charm, or how happy they seem. It’s all about the CHROMOSOMES! Gotta have those TWO X chromosomes in my dating pool, none of that other nonsense. Sure, I can’t actually see chromosomes with my own eyes, and yeah, I’d need some fancy scientist with a microscope and a lab to confirm they’re even there, but that’s beside the point! It’s the PRINCIPLE, okay? My sexual preference is rooted in cold, hard, invisible genetic code, and I’m sticking to it, no matter how many adorable, valid trans folks are out there making me question my logic.

>>215070357
I wanna fuck this man >>215069794 >>215069696 >>215069680 and call him a she and a her in exchange for wet tongue kisses and handjobs

Dick or not. Would. nothing going up my ass though

>>215070591
Do what makes you happy anon