Which team wins?
>>215070050kirk squad, because hes got obrien, bones and quark
>>215070087Picard has Spock and Sisko has Data
wins in what?removing plot armor, janeways team sucks ass, and kirks team is average.picard gets spock, a vulcan with some of the most ridiculous feats of all time, and odo, a changeling. sisko gets data, who is superhuman at almost everything.so one of those teams. picards team, i guess? because he gets two ridiculous crew members to siskos one.
>>215070142Data could just onepunch everyone to death singlehanded in the first 30 seconds
>>215070200Maybe not OdoIf Data has a counterbalance, it's the shapeshifterSo if Odo can neutralize Data, Sisko's team is total ass, worse than Janeway at that point
>>215070259>punches Odo at 100 punch per second until he’s atomized
>>215070320>Shapeshifts into bug, flies behind Data and presses his off button
>>215070320you cant punch goo. Odo has had people literally jump through him
>>215070457>>215070411Data can just swallow him.
>>215070050Janeway's team will be either fucking or fighting each other, so she's out right off the bat.Picard's team looks OP at first glance, but the radfems will destroy them from the inside, as they always do.That just leaves Kirk and Sisko, and unfortunately Data vs a Klingon and Vulcan? Maybe he could take'em but they got O'Brien as a ringer and that fucker has pulled off way more miracles than the whole roster combined. Pretty sure Kirk has it in the bag.
>>215070200This ultimately
>>215070259id argue even without data, siskos team is better than janeways. bashar is a super engineered human, and paris is such a massive fuck-up that he counts as -5 peoplealso janeway is completely incompetent unless the situation is her geocoding a planet or species
>>215070050Who's the woman between Bashir and Kim?
>>215070530Councilor Troi
>>215070151>sisko gets data, who is superhuman at almost everything.Tasha got Data, if you know what I mean
>>215070527Maybe, clearly the writer has a hardon for Picard and hates JanewayGiving Picard Spock, Odo AND Geordi while Janeway has Scotty and... that's it, is ridiculous
>>215070649is tasha just a massive whore or is her vagina made of titanium or did her constant vacations back home to the rape planet loosen her up?
>>215070662i mean i guess she gets torres, a half-vulcan, and kira, a mossad agent. so maybe kira can get kirk to go to some space epstein island or something
>>215070050Janeway knows she's fucked with that team
>>215070760>so maybe kira can get kirk to go to some space epstein island or somethingKek, that's funny enough I'm not even going to give you shit for saying Torres is half Vulcan
>>215070760They did that one
>>215070050Picard's team is by far the best as far as overall capabilities. But, like a lot of people are saying, Data is a one man army....captcha: ASSSY
>>215071785Kirk has DS9 Worf. His weakest link is probably Slagzia but even she's not too bad. Picard has Crusher and that's like having -3 people, and as soon as Geordi has to talk to a female he's cooked.
>Basically Superheroes: Spock, Data, Odo, Bashir if the writer remembers he exists>Useful mortals: Bones, Tuvac, O'Brien, 7 of 9, Geordi, Sulu, Scotty>Meat shield tier: Worf, Jadzia, Crusher, Uhura, Chakotay, Riker, Kira, Torres, Bashir if the writer forgets he exists>Dead Weight unless specifically written to be the hero: Quark, Troi, Kim, Paris, ChekovPicard's team is OP, Janeway is fuckedSisko might be in the running if the writer remembers who Bashir isKirk's team would probably have the most interesting story, him and Bones bickering and trying to figure out how to outsmart Q while Worf and Jadzia have some kind of awkward reunion (assuming this is post DS9), while Tuvok, O'Brien, and Quark are the only ones actually focusing on the competition or whatever
>>215072189>Bashir calculates that Kirk will win and shoots everyone on his team in the head
>>215070050Kirk = Sisko > Picard >>> JanewayJaneway and her team suck ass. Picard is a faggot who's only advantage is 7 of 9 and maybe Spock. It could go either way between Kirk and Sisko.
>>215070087*Quark squad
>>215070050Picard's, solid team with no weakness.
dream team
Where are captains pike, lorca, and bakula?
>>215073318LaForge over O'Brien?
>>215073468O'Brien must suffer
>>215073283
>>215070662>Janeway has Scotty andi know you arent ignoring Riker
>>215073318Wildcard team:Sisco, Riker, Kira, Scottie, Odo, O'Brien, Uhura
>>215073710Riker will spend the whole time trying to fuck Kira, Torres, Janeway, and probably Paris just for giggles.
>>215070050I guess it depends on the types of games they're playing>>215070151>wins in what?exactly
>>215070050Do the team mascots, Q Trelane, ect get to intervene?>>215070151Presumably this is action shit, which picard is weakest at, and he will spend a bunch of time pontificating and quoting shakspeare.
>>215070050Where are the characters from the good shows?
>>215073318>Spock + Data + OdoThe combined force of their autism would breach your warp core.
>>215070050top all the way
>>215074077Maybe, but I have three dynamic duos (Kirk-Spock, Odo-Quark, Data-LaForge) each ready for their own subplots. And 7 of 9 for fan service.
>>215073833Scottie and O'Brien on the same team would just build a rocket out of scrap metal and leave. They'd take Uhura along and Odo as long as he shape shifts into a second Uhura and spend the weekend at a dabo table on Risa.
>>215070087O'Brien is the most powerful, he wins solo
>>215074447>Obrien most powerful>Takes orders from nog>Takes orders from Nog
>>215074741merely a tactic to build up Nogs self esteem
