THIS IS BOB
I hated this motherfucker as a kid.
They used to sell breast enlargement pills on television. https://youtu.be/uQd0TYf6g1shttps://youtu.be/HDcM6466NU8
>>215070522Bob's your uncle
>>215070513this commercial specifically psyop’d me into not wanting to become a boring upper class family man
>>215070522I still do. It's so creepy. Did you ever see the commercial where he's at the neighborhood barbecue and he goes swimming and his trunks fall off. It's like, these are male enhancement pills, so we have to contrive some way to show they work and flash his dick to the whole neighborhood.
>>215070596>That topology What is this shit, even in 1992 we knew better
>>215071307It was already creepy ass "digital people" bullshit.
show vagene
>>215071162I had completely forgotten all about that commercial until you brought it up.
>>215070513It wasn't even real boner pills. Just some herbal RFKjr retarded shit.
>>215071472The guy who ran the company was convicted of fraud because of these ads.
>>215070513Bob is hornyBob has lotion on his dickBob is stroking his shitBobs a freak man
Does having a big dick really get you more respect? That seems like bullshit. Like i feel if you are a loser with no job or propects you would still be a loser. Just one with a big dick.
>>215071523That genuinely made my day.
>>215071580Most women can't take a big dick. I was getting with this hot redhead once, in the middle of a corn field in bumfuck SC. After we finally got my dick in she told me it's not going back in if it slipped out. She was on top and kept yelling at me for squirming (I wasn't squirming).I can also feel a woman's cervix with the tip of my dick. Feels like a hard bump. One time, I was with a woman and her cervix felt abnormally small. That really creeped me out.
>>215071580No, this is just shit to sell dudes having a midlife crisis
>>215071704Why are people with big dicks always trying to get sympathy
>>215070513Imagine being this actor. 99.9% of actors can't making a living of it, and have to work day jobs while going on thankless cattle call auditions. These ads played for a while and he was the lead, so he probably made a living for a while. But imagine getting recognized.
>>215070513>he's about to get some hairy torpedo tit housewife box and he's smiling
>>215071749Because it's hard to nut when getting with most women?
>>215071704did you tell chat gpt to write something that sounded like a fat kid with a small dick wrote it
>>215071827I’m playing the worlds smallest violin for you buddy
>>215071841It really happened
>>215071704> I can also feel a woman's cervix with the tip of my dick.Same. It’s really easy to do, especially in doggystyle. They always scream when you hit it, and not in a good way, lol. I think most porn chicks must be on drugs
>>215070513Bob was sued after false claims of "male enhancement" that the product could not deliver.Don't be like Bob.
>>215070596Bust Must Plus
>>215071580Up to a certain size, yes. But if it's too big, you'll mainly appeal to size queens and you can't do certain positions with regular women and some women just won't be able to take it.
>>215070513>>215071523>>215071614>That genuinely made my day.
>>215071730You're right. There's no such thing as a homeless, jobless loser with a big wiener. They always just show off the goods and immediately get all the best stuff in life laid at their feet. No such thing as a big-dicked loser.
>>215071874Some women might like it. My ex used to get on top and grind real hard. Her cervix flicked the tip of my dick back and forth. It honestly didn't feel very good, but she was into it.
>>215071841What exactly do you think chatGPT is capable of?Are you so easily fooled?
>>215071953>No such thing as a big-dicked loser
>>215070513Bob remembered that he is White. Bob stopped taking Enzyte.
>>215071991You know that’s not true, right?
>>215071991>millionaire>publicly admits to having small penisWhat a big dicked loser, anon
>>215070513>>215070631>>215071537I thought it was the IM IN DEBT UP TO MY EYEBALLS commercial guy
>>215070522It wouldn't have been that bad if they didn't play the commercial like 10,000 times. Shit was absolutely unrelenting
>>215072372I was quick with the remote and would flip to another channel the second a commercial came on but still managed to watch this commercial 10,000 times.
>>215070513>finally get cable as a kid>flipping through the channels and find G4>my mind is blown that you can actually watch shows about video games on TV>watch it every day after school, this commercial plays constantly>mom walks in one day and freaks out that I'm watching "porn commercials">bans watching G4 in our houseFUCK YOU BOB!!!
>>215072506>fall asleep with cinemax on>mom sees boobies on the tv>grounded for a week
>>215071704Just fuck guys there's lots of space up there and 99% of them are size queens
VIVA VIAGRA
