>Be a Tutsi>Burn your ID>"No i'm a Hutu"Why didn't they just do this? Are they retarded?
>>215070934Your lifelong nextdoor neighbor knows that you are a Tutsi. Think before you post next time.
>>215070953Your lifelong neighbor isn't always next to you.
>>215070934>i'm a Hutu"okay, where is your ID proving you're a Hutu?"
>>215070967"I lost it bro, some Tutsi spy burned my house or something"
>>215070953As if I'd ever live near hutus.
>>215070953Just tell everyone that he is the real tutsi
>>215070934Don't niggers got the most genetic diversity of all? We can't tell them apart but I assume blacks themselves can easily see who is which ethnicity by their phenotype.
>>215070934>why didn't Jews in the Holocaust just tell everyone they weren't Jewish?
>>215071102Unironically penis inspections
>>215070934>left is Hutu>right is TutsiWhich one are you going to get pregnant and then leave to buy cigarettes if you know what I mean?
>>215070967It's written on this blood covered machete
>>215071125I'd love my obsidian qveen till death does us part.
The CHAD Hutu vs the virgin Tutsi
>>215071168For me it’s the Tutsi on the right. She’s thicc and dark fat looks better than white fat.
>>215070934Rwanda genocide was some sort of op, it's never believable when the guys supposedly getting persecuted almost immediately come out on top and continue ruling to the current day. Pretty sure western glowies and the exiled Tutsi did the media campaign to start the riots/"genocide" to justify taking over the country
>>215071268>everything is a conspiracy
>>215071227Tutsi looking awfully 25% semetic
>>215071293You would believe the sun coming up every day is a coincidence
>>215070934actual hotel rawanda is fucked up. don cheesy's character irl sold out people who were Tutsi's to protect himself, tourists and his family. the UN also did jack shit, and then went on to do it again in the great African war that happened right after.
>>215071053it's familiarityWhites could probably tell English from Irish from German from French from Italian from Polishif nothing else we could at least identify celts vs Germanics vs meds vs slavs
>>215070988Literally air tight (figuratively), explain why this wouldn't work
>>215070934there was incentives to rat out. it was mostly your lifelong neighbours that got you like another anon said. >>215070988people really did try shit like this. it helps to realize literal hutus were killed by accident. it descended into a very disorganized genocide. even just a tiny suspicion could get your family nuked on the side of the street. so this wouldn't cut it at the majority of checkpoints
>>215071293Honestly if you believe in the opposite of the official narrative for every single thing you would almost always be correct. We live in Wonderland or OZ.
>>215071305They look like Africans from the Horn of Africa.
>>215071032then they just kill you both
>>215070934Because Tutsis look Somalian
>>215070934>OP too uneducated to understand the difference between Negroid and Capoid
>>215071227>Literally no differenceNo wonder they needed the IDs KEK
>>215070934But then they'd fail the secret Hutu handshake part.
>>215071102Why do you think we had to measure their skulls and noses?
>>215075194>>Literally no differenceThere absolutely is huge difference, tutsi are tall, scrawny and malnourished looking with more "caucasian" featuresHutu are short, stocky, more buff with more pronounced negroid features
