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>no healer
>no tank
>no utility other than the wizard shining a light
>no cc
>"Yeah 8 fighters and a wizard/fighter hybrid will do"

What the fuck was Tolkien thinking?
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Do they have Eagles?
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>>215071672
They were Arianists and had reservations against being a taxi service for post-catholic repentant prottie midgets.
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Boromir is shield tank

Aragon is str dps/party buffer

Gimli is str dps

Legolas is dex ranger

Gandalf is wizard

4 rogue/thieves hobits
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Elrond the healer was too pussy to go with them.
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>>215071650
Aragorn is a healer, and Gimli is the tank. You absolute plebeian.
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>>215071650
No Ma'am
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>>215071650
Aragorn: ranger, healer, warrior, king-in-exile
Gandalf: wizard who can do all sorts of shit
Legolas: scout and l33t noscoper
They had enough there with just those three. But anyway, Tolkien was writing for the personalities of the fellowship members, not their video game-style roles.
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>>215071650
adds stakes to the story
if they had a healer and any more magic than gandalf everyone would get cocky and never learn anything
tolkien knew this, which is why he didnt do things like give them magic companion spirits that turn into weapons or armor,
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>instead of carrying the ring to mount doom why didnt they have a dance party
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should i read the books?
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>>215071650
>no tank
All of them are evade tanks.
>no utility other than the wizard shining a light
This is true.
>no cc
Don't need cc if your aim is true and you kill things in one hit

Their problem is no aoe. Grand Elf wtf are you doing nigger? Maybe your horde of gunpower you use for fireworks would have come in handy in Moria!
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>>215071650
>wizard/fighter hybrid
It's called dual-class, you absolute poseur.
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>>215072313
no, skip this baby stuff and go read some gurm and dungeon master manuals
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>>215071650
aragorn has skilled first aid, gandalf probably has some HoT nature spells as well
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>>215071650
Jesus Christ is the healer, tank, utility, and cc.
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>>215071650
>he needs a "balanced" party
fucking pussy, learn to manage your short/long rests better and chug a potion once in a while.
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>>215071672
Why couldn't the fuckin eagle just fly the ring to mordor? Actual legitimate question. I'm not a fantasy nerd, and I've never read/watched this shit in its entirety
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>>215071994
Gimli is the DPS. Boromir was the tank. He took what, 18 arrows and still could fight.
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>>215071895
this. what a stupid thread.
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>>215072221
I wonder if Tolkien would have liked The Two Towers on Xbox
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>>215075087
because Sauron's malevolent multi-faceted gaze extends across his wide, largely open and desolate lands, his means of detection extend from visual like from his telescopic evil-eye tower or the eyes and ears of dark creatures like crows through to metasensory perception through the ring and such. if one the eagles tried to fly the ring over the tower would have no-scoped it to a crisp like a mosquito in a laser
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>>215075204
Then why didn't the eye see a bunch of midgets and an old fag wizard walking up to the main gate?
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>>215075219
because they creepy-crawled through the trenches, mountain fissures, and spider-caves wearing enchanted magical elf shit nigga and he did see them, many times.
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>>215075254
Why didn't the dumbass eagle fly the same path that they traversed? It worked for Dumbledore and the retards
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>>215075272
eagles are fuckin stupid dude they don't have the aura
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>>215071650
Boromir is absolutely the tank
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9 Cum panions..
So be it!
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>>215071650
I always wondered why Gandalf didn't just do everything, he's leagues more powerful than the others and his lore backs that up
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>>215075498
because he was always just a gay vague guide and supporter. If all the wizards teamed up they could have rolfestomped Sauron as soon as they arrived, but that isn't their purpose
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>>215071650
most of the time they only fight the ringwraiths which are just men with swords
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>>215071650
LotR is the prototype for capeshit.
Even the fellowship members who can't fight easily take down 50 battle hardened orcs each.
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>>215076560
not true, the only fellowship members that aren't legendary super soldiers are the hobbits and all they do is throw stones or get a lucky kill with one of their overpowered borderline magic swords
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>>215071895
Gandalf the White is a wizard. Gandalf the Gray was a mage.
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>>215076560
you're either a liar or never watched the trilogy movies
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>>215076678
too slow, needs to be at least 2 times faster for my social media rotted mind to pay attention to
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>>215071650
>8 fighters and a wizard/fighter
So 4 fighters offtank, while the other 5 stunlock the healers and GG. they win.
literally seen this strat used in many WoW battleground fights.
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>>215071895
/thread
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>>215071650
someone told me he is a Christian, so he was probably thinking: "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land."
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>>215071895
kek
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>>215071895
Gandalf rezes as white mage
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>>215071650
Boromir and Gimli are tanks
Pretty sure Aragorn and Legolas both heal people during the books or films
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>>215075087
the black dragon thing the witch king rides would have killed and eaten them. sauron had a bunch of them and also the probably would have gotten shot down by orc bowmen or spears
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>>215075158
nobody has ever not liked the two towers on xbox
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>>215076639
Nah he's right, there are zero stakes whenever a main character is fighting. Sort of takes away from the gritty hopelessness we're supposed to be feeling when Legolas is machine gunning arrows while surfing on a shield as Gimli gets tossed solo into the middle of 800 Uruks. Both of course emerging from the battle without a single scratch. Dozens of moments like this throughout.
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>>215075498
Eru forbade him
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>>215071650
if you've ever played games at any higher skill levels with other people who can also pubstomp you'd know an all-ADC type meme comp can actually work

fantasy settings are thematically predisposed to hybrid builds anyway
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>>215077042
surely something has that triangle chart of the fighter/wizard/rogue soil map like gradient and their halfway points and hybrids

aragorn is near to the dead middle of all 3 of them, and legolas is almost dead between fighter and rogue
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>>215077492
in old DND rangers were based on book Aragorn, modern rangers are based on film legolas with a little bit of film aragorn
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>>215077492
nvm i found it, holy fuck trying to get a picture of ANYTHING off the god damned internet is so annoying now. WHY exactly are all the pictures in worthless webp format, again? fucking reddit faggots dude seriously, and any kind of google/brave/yandex images are all the same landmine of that unusable trash image format too
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>>215077393
go watch game of thrones if you want the good guys to die, faggot.
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>>215076560
>>215076639
>>215077393
I'm pretty sure that's like all jackson slop and not in the books. Tolkien doesn't really describe fighting or nonmagical weapons in the books
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>>215071650
its the dungeon siege 1 group which worked well
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>>215077629
jewgle favors webp because it loads 0.000000 microseconds faster and they invented it. I hate the webpjeet too
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>>215077634
go watch capeshit if you want the good guys to mow down endless hordes of faceless goons without ever feeling like they're in genuine danger
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>>215077634
does fat fuck, cant finish his books, describe the battles in his books? Tolkien really didn't care about describing any of the fights across the 7 books so all the action stuff in the movie is jackson sloppa and jackson spending too much time on shit tolkien didn't want a film to waste time on
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Gandalf was a fifth level magic-user.
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>>215071895
One of the Hobbits should have been a female.
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>>215076678
I'm standing on a bus station and laughing out loud mate.
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>>215077700
GRRM doesn't describe battles much either, and even less in a birds-eye kind of way where the state of play is clear and obvious to the reader. Battle descriptions are boring as shit compared to good dialogue and character drama. This is one thing GRRM gets right.
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>>215071895
They had their own healing potions too, the lembas bread.
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>>215072652
How fucking dorky are you?
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pippin was obviously a bard
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>>215077717
Larry Groznic's father must have penned this. Magnificent.
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>>215077717
What WAS their response? I wonder if there are complete free archives of that magazine online.
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>>215078472
https://archive.org/details/accessory-dragon-magazine-012/Accessory%20-%20Dragon%20Magazine%20%23007/mode/2up
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>>215078421
EYES WITHOUT A FACE
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>>215072313
Im reading them right now and they're good, though I was devastated to learn that Sam and Frodo are in fact a little bit gay.
>>215075087
The whole plan was to be sneaky, Sauron would have seen the eagle coming.
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>>215072221
>Gandalf: wizard who can do all sorts of shit
Name te- no, FIVE things he can do. Go on, I'll wait.
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>>215071650
>he's never played PF 2e
standard party really
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>>215071650
More importantly: There is no woman. And thats a good thing.
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>>215076678
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>>215078865
Casts fireball on a bunch of wolves in the hobbit
Casts speak with animals to tell a moth to go get gwaihir to save him from orthanc
Uses a word of power to magically seal one of the passageways in moria to slow the Balrog down
Then gives the Balrog the coup de gras by casting a spell on the bridge of khazad dum which causes it to collapse beneath him
Rises from the fucking dead
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>no utility other than the wizard shining a light
>no cc
Ummm hello??? Ever heard of a flashbang? Blinds? We literally see the flashlight cc the group pursuing wounded faramir in the movies you retard. Same with the helm's deep charge.
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>>215079034
>Casts fireball on a bunch of wolves in the hobbit
The hobbit movies are not canon.
>Casts speak with animals to tell a moth to go get gwaihir to save him from orthanc
See above.
>Uses a word of power to magically seal one of the passageways in moria to slow the Balrog down
That's one
>Then gives the Balrog the coup de gras by casting a spell on the bridge of khazad dum which causes it to collapse beneath him
Ah yes, the spell of "destabilize bridge", an RPG classic. I'll give this one to you solely because I just feel bad at this point.
>Rises from the fucking dead
Not a spell and it wasn't his doing. I hate faggots who say this, but unironically ZERO media literacy. Please watch the movies with your guardian next time, that way you'll have someone who can explain them to you.
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>>215079132
Huge flashbang to assist Faramir and his troops back into Tirith

Disarmed Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli when showing up again

Smoke rings

Cool fireworks

Healed Theoden

Tossed Saruman around a room
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>>215078865
He listened, and that's what no one else did.
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>>215079132
I wasn't referring to the movies in any of those examples you illiterate nigger. You don't get to have an opinion on what's cannon or not if you think gandalf hurling fire at wolves wasn't written by Tolkien himself- or better yet you seem to imply that gandalfs escape from orthanc also happened in the hobbit, and after being so absurdly wrong about such simple things you have the gall to use the phrase 'media literacy' lmao
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>>215071650
>frodo is spy
>the other hobbits are scouts
>aragorn and boromir are soldiers
>gandalf is medic
>legolas is huntsman sniper
>gimli is demoknight
hows that
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>>215078905
But who is going to be the team cumslut ensuring everyone else stays satisfied and clear-headed?
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>>215077393
>gritty hopelessness
The opposite of the feeling you are supposed to feel retard
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>>215071650
Why didn't Glorfindel join them again?

He would have taken out the troll in Moria plus the Balrog, without losing Gandalf.

Gandalf would have turned into Gandalf the White in Lothlorien and didn't need to 'die' since the valar and Eru are omnipresent.

Boromir could still die but that's okay.
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>>215079992
Why didn't Eru just outright kill Sauron instead of being all sour grapes and making Gollum fall?
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>>215071650
people keep talking about the Eagles but no one mentions how Sam puts on the ring two or three times in Shelob's Lair + Cirith Ungol and doesn't get caught betwixt there and Mount Doom whilst caring for a seriously ill and frail Frodo.
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>>215080259
He puts it on like once to hide from an orc patrol while sauron is too distracted by the siege of gondor to notice
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>>215078526
HAVE NO HUMAN GRACE
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>>215071650
>Gimli is the tank
>Gandalf is a wizard with cc utility (he blinded enemies with his staff more than once)
>Legolas the dex ranger scout
>Aragorn and boromir the fighters
>The hobbits were the thief/rogue .
They needed cleric/healers but otherwise it was balance.
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>>215080840
healers were Eowyn and Arwen. Even Aragorn had healing abilities when trying to patch up Frodo
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He was thinking that the quest was to get the ring to mordor. o Hob were the obvious choice. Healer? Nazguls were deadly and unhealable, Frodo can tell you that. Tank? They needed stealth and speed. A tank would only be used as distraction for escape (see Boromir or Strider's first fight with the Nazguls).
This isn't a dungeon delve or an hex crawl to find riches. This is a get the mcguffin to X location.
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>>215075087
then why do you care
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>>215075087
read the books retard
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>>215075087
Ring corrupts anyone who is near it. Hobbits were the less corruptible race and Frodo and Sam the less corruptible of their race.
Also, using stealth was required. An eagle would be too obvious and the Nazguls would have been all over that shit in seconds.
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They should have at least taken an eagle from Rivendell to Minas tirith or something, you don't have to fly into mordor with it
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>>215079992
Glorfindel would have drawn too much attention. Meta answer is that the expanded works describing his ability to solo balrogs and shit didn’t exist yet, and never even was published until Tolkien was dead anyway. He might have tweaked it still, given many of the inconsistencies.
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How would Sauron have even been able to use the power of the Ring if his forces retrieved it? I don’t see him getting a corporeal body back with a finger that he could slip it back onto.
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>>215082205
In the book Sauron has a physical body and even if he didn't he could still use the ring.
Frodo used it without wearing it (it can be said that it was actually the only time he did).
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>>215082205
I don't recall it being addressed specifically, but I don't think the eye of barad dur is the entirety of saurons current form. Presumably his essence dwells within barad dur and he manifests the eye to see the outside world. He also uses a palantir stone to communicate with sauronman and fuck with denethor, and I doubt he has the palantir lifted up on crane for that purpose, instead he keeps it within the tower and uses it there. So the ring could be brought into the tower as well, and he can probably use it in his current state to manifest his corporeal form
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>>215075087
>fly ring to mordor
>risk the ring corrupting the eagles or the ring trying to make sure it is dropped on the way, potentially losing the ring for a millennium or it falling into the hands of the enemy
>losing or hiding the ring is not an option since Sauron will take over Middle Earth even without the ring as he has the more powerful army
>you've now broadcast your arrival
>Sauron closes up his fortress meaning you'll never ever get inside now to be able to destroy the ring since his army is stronger and his position easily defensible
the surprise stealth mission that they did was the only way it would work.
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>>215076678
stone cold classic
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>>215076678
Classic Boromir.
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>>215071650
They were overwhelmed throughout the adventure. When outnumbered they resorted to cheating (Gandalf going all out, dead army, red army, shadow host).
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>>215076678
I remember seeing this on Forumplanet 20 years ago, crazy how well it holds up to all the zoomer shit.
>please take me back
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>>215071895
Gimli must be a tank as well, he gets knocked down so many times without injury and the hardiness of dwarves is like their main race trait
Aragorn is a mix and a half with his numenor valor buffs, ranger skills, duelist, guess it pays off to be p2w
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>>215079656
uh oh melty
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>>215085678
idgi



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