I really did try watching Seinfeld. Gave it a fair shot.Its dogwater. Who even finds this boomer humor funny?They drew eyebrows on uncle leo and sai “hahahahahahahah genius”what the fuck?
>>215073315Dude they never looked at or talked to the camera? Where were the heartfelt relationship scenes??? They never even once subverted my expectations. Jeez, some “show” this is.
>>215073315It's subtle absurdity.
OP again. I forgot to mention that I suck cock for a living.
whats a good pre 2000s sitcom to you than huh zoomie?t.29 year old threshold zoomer
>>215073501Trailer park boys
>>215073315I'm glad you didn't like it.If that means one less zoomer mongoloid shitting up spaces where it's watched or discussed.
>>215073315>dogwaterdo you mean dog diarhea or do you mean like a dog's bathwater that he's been in? or do you mean water for a dog to drink from a little dish on the floor?
Seinfeld without the laugh track is pretty illuminating. It's not nearly as good.
>>215073315It's Jewish brainwashing before the internet allowed free think. You don't have to drink the kool-aid.
tobedesu, the zoom is right. the episodes about the parents/family were always lame as hell>take the penfuck off
>>215073315>Who even finds this boomer humor funny?nobodythe anons here like to pretend it's funny for old memes and to fit in, but nobody under 40 years oldactually thinks it's funnyalso, there are a lot of jews working in the media on /tv/ trying to push their shitty tastes, which are the ones that probably spaming seinfeld threads and jokes
Dear zoomer faggots: I just blasted my cum down the throat of a 17 year old, and I think Seinfeld is hilarious. Go get laid, faggots.
>>215074792How much did she cost, rabi?
>>215074761I think it's funny. Don't speak for other people
>zoomers' only frame of comedic reference is "sooooo... that just happened" Marvel quips and N-words making tiktok dancesGrim. Seinfeld has like 4 jokes a sentence but your brain is too far gone for it.
>>215074834>shePresumptuous
>>215073315I didn't like it either.But I did end up liking Curb Your Enthusiasm which made me feel bad on a personal level.
>>215074853i bet you think adam sandler is funny too
>>215075006Sometimes, sure
>IT'S DOGWATER! WOOF!!!
The eyebrows weren't the joke you fucking retard. The joke was that the doctor somehow interpreted the eyebrows as Leo being "difficult".
>>215073619>pre 2000s
>>215074761>but nobody under 40 years old>actually thinks it's funnyI bet you thought chicken jockey was hilarious, right retard?
>>215073315They say that those on the spectrum are usually the last to get the joke. I didn't get any show as a kid. I'd watch the Simpsons and every gag would fly over my head. It was only as I got older and the world made more sense that I started to understand the satire and now I'm all about sitcoms. Seinfeld is funny but it did take a while for me to get it (I mostly just watched for George on first viewing). Maybe it will be the same for you, OP.
>>215073315basedall us boomers who watched that shit were literally brainwashed by the (then new) laugh trackswithout it even the most moronic boomer'tard figures out quickly it's basically three jews being evil towards the goy>soup nazi did nothing wrong
>>215075279Patrician take. George is the best character on the show.
>>215075309it's the obvious answer. I would say 75 percent of humans would say George and 15 percent, the based retards would say Kramernot a single person would say Jerrymaybe a few gooners would say Elaine but that doesn't count
>>215075305>the (then new) laugh tracksLARPing zoomer (as if the AI image wasn't a dead giveaway)
OP here. Im thinking about coming out as trans to my dad. Any suggestions?
>>215073315cool it with the anti-semitism
>>215073315It's literally the big bang theory of the 90s
>>215073315ur realy too fucking stupid and too young to enjoy it or grasp the humorhe looks like they drew his fucking eyebrows on like wooly willy thats why its funny fucking zoomer TARD
I try to give zoomers some grace but it's so difficult sometimes
>>215074792Kek let’s admit there’s some funny kikes. Larry David, Todd Solondz, Brother Nathanael. Bobby Fischer, Sacha Baron Cohen, etc
>>215075417You cat still buy Wooly Willy online for like 6 fitty, they're still in business since 1955. I don’t think they make shit like this for modern kids, the magnet dust is likely some insurance risk for poisoning or some shit.
>ITT: triggered soillennials and boomers that not everyone likes their garbage tier show
>>215075360go fuck yourself retardlook up>seinfeld no laugh trackon fucking youtube and try laughing at these bastards
>>215075651What’s something funny for 2025? I need some new content.
>>215075417>30 years later>still gets bamboozled by jewish tricksfucking pathetic
>>215073315You'll never own your own home and we're going to send you to die fighting Russian zoomers. You're playthings for the rest of us with money. Worth nothing and totally expendable. Your artillery chopped up body will fertilise my lawn.
>>215073904Unc confused by simple words
>>215075708Abbott elementary
>>215075651>>ITT: triggered soillennials and boomers that not everyone likes their garbage tier showGood thing zoomers watch great shows like this garbage. >>215075964
>>215075389>It's literally the big bang theory of the 90sLE EPIC REDDIT TAKE RIGHT HERE. They are sooooo similar>laugh track>crazy main character
>>215076214Abbott elementary is streets ahead of Seinfeld
>>215073501M*A*S*H, Allo Allo, Taxi, Bob Newhart Show, Sanford and Son just off the top of my head.Also, the only good sitcoms are pre-00s.
>Seinfeld>Frasier >Father Ted>Blackadder>Little Britain >Catherine Tate Show>The Young Ones >Everybody Loves Raymond >Friends >The Simpsons Heh... Doesn't get funnier than that I tell ya what
>>215075964Needs more barfights and country music.
>>215076223>le redditclassic Seinfeldtard response
>>215075708Picrel is hilarious
>>215076311Yeah but I’ve already seen Eastbound & Down and Walter Goggins before. Idgaf
>>215076386>Yeah but I’ve already seen Eastbound & DownIt has a different setting and cast of characters, I think it's the best of the three shows they've done personally.
>I can’t watch this.. nobody’s even getting skullfucked and humiliated…
DUDE WERE WACKY JEWS IN THE BIG CITY
>>215073315I just cant get into seinfeld. I like other dumb sitcoms like friends but for some fucking reason seinfeld feels like pulling teeth.
>>215076260Only mash is any good. You have shit taste.
>>215074761Oh fuck off, schizo. Seinfeld is one of the most beloved sitcoms ever made. It's to this day extremely valuable and popular with viewers of all generations who appreciate good humor. So many of you faggots on this board claiming anyone who likes what you personally do not is some bullshit entity but not a real dude like you. If you actually think that way you're truly not mentally stable.No one's spamming. Someone who DISlikes the show posted this thread. Everyone who defends it is not some shill jew "pushing" shitty tastes. The show is objectively great. You're a piece of shit troll, nothing more. Everyone loves Seinfeld. You included.
>>215075389>look mom, I posted it again!
>>215073451He's a zoomer, he probably also sucks cock for recreation
>>215075721kekYou people never get tired of your anti-jewish rhetoric. How much do they pay you to spread disinformation?
>>215076277
>>215076250>Abbott elementary is streets ahead of SeinfeldHoly fuck you are beyond braindead if you think this for a second.
>>215073315I always find it hilarious that Jerry is actually the least funny character on the show.
>>215076485Of course you like dumb ones. That's why you're filtered by the sein. >pulling teethYou anti-dentite bastard.
>>215073687>spaces where it's watched or discussed.What the fuck are you even talking about? You are senile
You're just fucking dumb and autistic if you dont like seinfeld. You don't have normal social relationships in life if you don't get it. The jokes are timeless commentary on common social situations which happen to us all taken to nonsensical extremes. These things just happen to people who go out in the world and have friends. You're a fucking loser if you don't get seinfeld.
>>215076706We need to limit your phone time, junior.
>>215076721This. And though it's tame and corny by today's standards, Jerry's standup is kind of the same way. Wholesome and timeless observations on the minutiae of everyday life. Silly stuff you can watch with your kids.
>>215076721>the jokes are timeless commentary on common social situationsI too am an upper-middle class neurotic Jew who has a robust friendgroup of like-minded individuals in a safe and normal urban America free of crime
>zoomer hereOpinion discarded.
>>215076775Is this why I don't enjoy Trailer Park Boys? Because I'm not personally a Canadian trailer trash ex con?Oh, wait. I DO enjoy TPB. Because you don't have to live the same life as the characters to find humor in their situations.Fucking dumbshit. And foolish enough to ID yourself and your shitty opinions.Condolences on not being able to properly consume media. Do they have shows just for fatherless incels with bad taste? What do YOU watch?
>>215076775Go watch shameless then, you fucking dysgenic peasant.
>>215076277I couldnt get into the young ones when I was binging punk movies and shows. It felt too how do you do fellow kids-y
It's the choice of a new generation.
>>215073315go back to mindlessly scrolling commie china surveillance app
>>215076823>more Jewish screeching>>215076821>you don't have to live the same life as the characters to find humor in their situationsExcept I don't find any humor in the situations presented in Seinfeld because their humor hinges on their relatability, and the entire show is completely unrelatable unless you're part of a tiny demographic.>What do YOU watch?Historical dramas like Americans and actual down to earth, relatable sitcoms like KOTH, Bob Newhart, or Taxi.
>>215075690he's making fun of you thinking laugh tracks were new in the late '80s
>>215076869Do you guys pretend to be Boomers or are there actual elderly men using this site?
>>215076891You're too young to understand. I guess you could read up on it but that's not your style. EVERYONE watched Seinfeld during its last two or three seasons. It was considered a "water cooler conversation" show. Another office reference you couldn't possibly "relate to". But basically, when the internet was in its infancy, people talked about stuff in person. And the latest Seinfeld episode was on the lips of everyone come Friday morning at school (for me and my friends) and the office (for our parents). They talked about it on the radio and the local news. Kramer's name reveal was a huge deal. Everything about Seinfeld was being celebrated AS it was happening. You may incorrectly believe that *today the relatability is only for some tiny demographic, but the value of the show and the fact that it's on multiple streaming services as well as multiple cable TV stations playing all the time every single day would prove otherwise. It's still popular, and in the 90s it was the #1 show by far. They were all getting $1 million per episode during the final season. They were on the covers of all the major magazines (heard of those?); Rolling Stone, Time, Newsweek, Entertainment Weekly.You could easily research this. Seinfeld went out at number one and was a ratings juggernaut the likes of which will never again be seen. Everyone was into it. Even the promos for the brand new Jeff Foxworthy Show, introducing America to this sitcom with him and Haley Joel Osment had Seinfeld references in it.The fucking series premier of King of the Hill starts off with a Seinfeld reference. Boomhauer and his unintelligible dialogue about a 'dang ol' show about nothin'. Seinfeld was all over everything back then. Which was awesome to be caught up in. I was in middle and high school. All the students and the faculty were in on it. I remember once a kid brought in a VHS with a movie project they made, and there was a quick clip of Kramer in between recordings and we all rejoiced.
>>215077017>I guess you could read up on it but that's not your style. I'm reading Brothers Karamazov at the present instead of some shitty magazine written by some soitard fellating a shitty Jewish sitcom from 30 years ago.>all this to say he's a normalfag that gaslit himself into enjoying crappy sitcoms because he has no sense of taste or individualityPeople like my Dad called people like you faggots/cattle and beat people like you up back in the day, deservedly so lol
>>215077120Your dad is an enormous faggot and he never laid a hand on anyone. Sorry you were born too late to enjoy life. You got a bad upbringing. Your dad taught you to hate people. And you'll be even dumber than him, no matter how many old books you pretend to understand.
>>215073315Sitcoms are meant to be watched when you come back from work (which you don't) with your family (which you don't have) and friends (which you don't have) with nice food and drinks (which you can't afford) on a big screen (which you don't have) in a nice living room bathed by the sun (which you don't have).
>>215076485You're hella dumb
>>215075345>Tfw Based Retard Puddy fave character choiceFeels good man
>>215077216>You only came here because of what gen x and y createdYeah and you came from some Boomers' second marriage lmao>>215077164>Your dad is an enormous faggot By definition, he is not if he is in fact a father.>and he never laid a hand on anyoneHe was a Skinhead back in the day, an actual one that did hard time and not a larper.>you were born too late to enjoy lifeYeah I was born a White Zoomer from a poorfag family, I and the vast majority of people my age and demographic profile worldwide from Vladivostok to Vancouver and Cape Town to Tromso never had a chance kek.>Your dad taught you to hate peopleThere is nothing more human than hatred, what differs in all of us is how we integrate and display that hatred.>no matter how many old books you pretend to understandAt least we actually read "old books" (classics of world literature and civilization that profile the human condition), unlike you fags who are still gushing over Harry Potter and Star Wars books 30 years on.
>>215077323I'm twice your age and have forgotten more books than you're ever read, you little trailer trash biker faggot. You're the proud son of an actual skinhead. Duly noted. We'll remember that, 'Zoom Zoom'. Maybe you can beat black people with chains someday just like dear old dad. The homeschooled "master race", everyone. Look out.
>>215077361*you've
I'm old and I remember thinking Seinfeld was too ugly and mean at the time. Stuff like Cheers was a lot more humanized and The Simpsons was funnier. Obviously there's something unique and worthwhile to Seinfeld but it's seriously out of proportion in retrospect for some reason.
>>215073315It's not your fault. You were born mentally retarded. Well, your whole generation was. Just go back to your modern slop and don't worry about it.
>>215075389less stultifying than TBBT.
