There are two types of men
but those are both women retard
>>215074185Those are women bro
>>215074185Get on my level!
>>215074244I liked her in Rat Race desu
>>215074185Team Dizzy
>>215074259The objectively correct choice.
Mangood is realising you can finger not diz while you fuck diz.Every man needs a woman and a little girl. They are better in other bodies and Diz is clearly the woman. And women are better to have sex with.
>>215074185Oh look, another dizzy cope thread. I can't wait for a hundred fags to explain why pancake tits that gets killed off halfway through the movie is somehow the best girl. For the thousandth time.
>>215074259I agree. She's a bit less hot, but she's a good woman, damnit! Carmen was super hot, but she was an opportunistic bitch that used people to get what she wanted. And she was a big stoopid.>I'm gunna be a pilot.>I'm gunna command a fleet ship>I can twist the boys around muh finger Diz wins.
>>215074185Dizzy is the loyal chick that will stay by your side forever. Carmen dumps you within a year and starts fucking your friends. The choice is simple.
>>215074347I could have saved her
>>215074185Those are women
>>215074347She’s sufficiently attractive proportional to her ride or die loyalty to make her about as close to an ideal partner as most guys could ask for. Carmen has no inherent sustainability and would require constant active gaming/psychological manipulation to keep her from giving into every whim she has and then rationalizing how following those whims is the virtuous and just thing to do. She’s a the archetypal pure pain in the ass.
>>215074244this is the smart choice
>>215074347My biggest problem with her is that she doesn't respect that Rico and Carmen are in a relationship at the start and makes moves on him
>>215074533Yeah and you have to give that sort of loyalty in return. That shit is exhausting and precludes any other ambition in life. Rico was a fully realized citizen of the Federation, his ambition was to serve the state. An equally ambitious partner who values service is a far better match. Trust me, I was in the Navy, women don't understand when you say you have to go to sea for six months, see ya later. Ditch the clingy bitch and get the top shelf cooz that won't bitch when you have to deploy to kill bugs.
>>215074244no titschild through surrogate
Carmen aged like shit too.
>>215074252>tfw no qt psycho helicopter pilot gf
>>215074185I don't want some goofy looking bitch being awkward in bed, or to endure CBTnonetheless, I will do my part.
>>215074804would you like to know more?
>>215074767I know that feelz
>>215074185Fuck you, grow an imagination
>>215074911he looks nothing like Slyvester Stallone
>>215074185>Fuck>Marrybut who is kill??
>>215076113The redhead trooper chick.
>>215074185Which one would let me fuck her up the butt?
>>215074185Dizzy - every time
Our girl, all the fools died in the war - she got away from the rotten army in time.
I've always found dizzy to look better. I do not like carmen's dumbass looking mouth I don't know what it is about it
>>215074626Carmen won't bitch because she's already fucking another pilot.
>>215074259>>215074271Enjoy your Michael Jackson lookin ahh
>>215076245Gross. You are secretly gay
>>215074259>>215074271>>215077197The vampire bat one is the other one, my bad
>>215074185right has such a atrocious tits that I'd never pick her under any circumstances
Left when I was a child.Right as a man. You know I’m right.
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>>215074533This, a 7.5/10 ride or die is a better long term preference than a 9/10 with a Carmen's level of required maintenance.
