>turns cosmic horror nightmare meat monster into a literal red-shirt bug
>>215074893Why did the Alien effects look so bad in this movie???In Dan O'Bannon's masterpiece they looked so real. The eggs, the facehuggers, look like actual flessh. In Aliens everything looks stiff, thin, and fake.(Except for that one shot of the Alien rising out of the water brhind newt. Holy shit. Amazing shot.)
They should make a movie where cosmic horrors fight biblically accurate angels.
>>215074974They did.Its called Transformers Revenge of the fallen.
it fucking sucks
>>215074893The comics also had a hand in turning them into the zerg. I remember a scene where a huge robot foghts an entire horde of them
>>215074893>the queen can just sever her ovipositor at will so she can chase the protagonist to have an ebin girlboss battle
>>215074970>Why a single guy in a single costume look good, but when you need them by hundreds, you half-ass the design?No idea. Really no clue. A mystery
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>>215074893People bitch about modern remakes and masturbate to this movie, but it's everything wrong with post-2000 sequels/remakes:>Hey, some guy did on a budget a good horror movie>Quick, let's make a big-budget sequel to it>With action sequences!>And one-liners!>And explosions!>And let's hire some newly fanged indie director to helm it, he will do what we tell him for that fat paycheck!Somehow, it's treated as an all-time classict. Assembly Cut enjoyer
I fell asleep watching this movie despite loving AlienThere is just no tension in this film, nothing to keep you awakeAt a certain point you're just falling asleep to the sounds of gunfire and shitty dialogue, both of which are incredibly boring I fucking hate Aliens and fuck everyone who thinks it's good, it's shit
>>215076996Sigourney Weaver was never hot. Gen X can cope and seethe
>>215077381And sneak into A FUCKING LANDING GEAR!?
>>215077437There were only 3 suits in Aliens.Also doesn't explain why the eggs and facehuggers look like toys in Aliens
>>215077458Its an OLF.Officially Licsensed Fanfiction.No Dan O'Bannon = not an Alien movie
>>215077458>Assrmbly CutYou were doing so well.
>>215074970because most of the shots in the first film are of one creature in the dark and in the second film they need way more creatures and we have to be able to see them for the action to make sense
>>215074893it's a rare sequel that's actually good and actually has an independent story to tell which was even rarer at the time
>>215077571You just don't understand what female sexuality is all about.
>>215074974How do fictionally acccurate dragons fit into this?
>>215077663Assembly Cut is the only way 3 is watchable. And it's actually good in that format.In fact, my head-canon is that 2 just didn't happen - Ripley crash-lands directly after the original.
>>215077772We've did that one already
>>215077833>A big, dumb, fun movie that doesn't take itself serious for a second, but isn't a constant wink-wink to the audience or quipping deadpan linesThey don't make them like they used to
>>215077521Consider a visit to your GP.You might be diabetic
