What the fuck is her problem?
>>215075870Literally did not get attention from them
>>215075870>Hard on the heels of the airless misery of Mark Ruffalo’s new venture, Task, comes Jude Law and Jason Bateman’s Black Rabbit, which has a bit more action but the same relentless, cheerless tone and even less forgiving lighting. One more entry and it’s officially a trend! We’ll all have to schedule recovery viewings of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, like winter vitamin D shots, to make it through unbowed.>Law and Bateman are working-class brothers Jake (Law) and Vince (Bateman) Friedkin from Coney Island. They grew up in what we assume from relatively early on was a violent home, dominated by an alcoholic father. They became a Nirvana-lite rock group – Jake the handsome lead, Vince the drummer and creative force – until the latter’s taste for drugs and mayhem put paid to their success. Jake pivoted into management, primarily of multihyphenate talent Wes (Sope Dirisu), and when Vince regained his sobriety and vision and found a building that seized his imagination they all went into business together as restaurateurs, creating the Black Rabbit – a three-storey clubhouse that soon became the toast of bohemian New York.>As the show opens, Jake and his team are celebrating their success with – in the first of many slightly “Eh, what, really?” dislocating details in the series – a trunk show of high-end jewellery for its supposedly cool crowd. Alas, no sooner has Jake limned their joy in building “a home for our family, our friends, our people … a place where the night could go anywhere” than a group of armed robbers rush in and Jake freezes with a gun in his face while we are catapulted back to “One month earlier.”
>>215075870she writes film reviews for the guardian. there are likely too many problems to list here.
>>215075903I mean, she's kind of funny and right there. Kek. >the same relentless, cheerless tone and even less forgiving lighting>a three-storey clubhouse that soon became the toast of bohemian New York>in the first of many slightly “Eh, what, really?” dislocating details in the series
>>215075870She's BASED
>>215075909>>215075998>ginger>soullessthe brits are right about them
>>215075870She's been using the same photo since at least 2006
>>215075870At least she gives her actual opinion on /tv/ instead of following the herd
>>215075903>Jake the handsome lead,are people still pretending jude "norwood" law is handsome?
>>215076313He is though (he makes my ovaries all weird :)
>>215076341sleazecore hairstyle
>>215076341He's handsome
>>215077201He's not though
>>215075870how's Jason Bateman's accent?
>>215077587Actually Judes accent is the bigger issue there
>>215075870>this movie is fucking shit>3 stars
>>215075870I don't know, I haven't sketched anything in over a year. Too busy watching television and playing video games and listening to everyone praise the Renaissance painting made by the billionaire vegan instead of making any art of my own.
>>215075870>>215075903She's right
>>215076313>>215077359CopeWomen lust after him and he has like 10 kids with 6 different supermodels
>>215078034it's so easy to completely disregard a review score these days. if a review doesn't specifically state what they like or dislike, it's literally useless.
>>215078042Bot misfire
