how would the story have changed if the one ring had no super powers beyond forcing its wearer to yell out the N word at inopportune moments?
>Gollum spent five hundred years yelling the gamer word at the top of his longs throughout all the caverns, caves and tunnels of the Misty Mountains.
>>215076357>the N word>>215076472>the gamer word
>>215076357>racism out of nowheremeds now
>>215076487The jannies here are psychotic dudes in dresses that love handing out the banhammer; try starting a LOTR thread with the "They were once men" quote and screeenshot.What would you prefer I refer to them as: BasketBall Americans? The North American Pavement Ape?
Noldor?
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>>215076357How would you feel if you had eaten breakfast
>>215076811I already had second breakfuss.
>>215076357>>215076472>>215076487>>215076533One of you... must say it.
there are real-life people with verbal Tourette's.they explain that they have Tourette's. sensible adults accept this, and go about their day.
>>215077196>they explain that they have Tourette'sThe Ring would stop you from doing this.
>>215077165the black speech?
>>215076357Try writing that book. Tell me how many pages you get into it before it gets really hard to write.
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>>215077708then i write it on a sheet of paper, or get a companion to explain on my behalf.if magic has irritating rules, i'm doing whatever i can to circumvent them.
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sauron writes the lord of the rings and its really about how much he hates niggers. he ends up "corrupting" saruman "the white" with his manifesto. anyone wearing the one ring gets ignored as a crazy racist
>>215077165I will yell it, I will yell it at the pavement apes of Mordor!
>>215076357Frodo would have been killed after yelling racist slurs in the tavern, at the amusement of Aragorn and the customers present.
>>215077165Nigger
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>>215079080based
