When did stand up become this funny?
>>215076952>HELLO FELLOW YIDDS>I AM VERY HETEROSEXUAL>HAHA THE CLITTY SPERM IS SOOO YUMMY
Hell Yeah Dude
>>215076952>dating men
didn't this guys dad get crushed by a train? Kinda sad
Imagine watching this guy get ripped apart by monkeys. Christians would never allow it
>>215076952moustache in 2025 is a libshit red flag. it's the male septum piercing
>>215077095bisexuals need love too!!
>>215076952I can literally see the heavy breathing holy shit
he clit joke was funny, other than that I wanted to vomit
>>215076952jewllennial humor
>>215076952So tell me, why does he look like that?
>>215077175cause he's a fag
is the can't find the clit thing just a tired meme that gets repeated even though it's not true? how could you possibly not find it unless she's got a fortress of pubes
>>215076952Ok so I'm watching his special and it's not really funny but his whole demeanor is so grotesque it's funny. He just talks about his moustache>guys approach me in Europe to tell me the age of consent is 14
>>215077321Like many comedians Ian is funnier on a podcast.
>>215077328It's not that bad though. Last time I tried a special it was the Sam morille guy with the batman voice it was really awfuk
>>215077053getting your ass tore up by trains must be genetic
>>215076952when you rush in to defend tattoos from the tattoo hating incels, this is exaxctly what everyone assumes you look like
>>215076952the clit joke was kind of funny. the rest was just really gay tho.
>>215076952you need at least an IQ of 145 to appreciate Ian Fidance
Is this the conservative comedy I’ve heard so much about?
>>215077969no
>>215077175hes a crackhead homo
Why am I so attracted to Jordan even with every single ‘bad idea’ alarm ringing in my head?
>>215078131Her face looks like the Scream killer
>>215078131That's not just a dude it's an ugly dude, what are you doing my man
>>215077053>Kinda sadIdk man, at least he's not around to see what became of his son.
>>215076952This was painful to watch. I don't think I could endure it if it had actual sound. What a repulsive faggot.
>>215077053He's indian?
>>215078131Is this his tranny girlfriend?
>>215077683>the clit joke was kind of funnyi've never gotten those jokes. do people really have trouble? it's in the same place every time
How do you decide to stylize yourself like thisIs it because he's 5'5 norwood victim?
>>215078525It’s basically the look of someone who got old but just couldn’t let go of the early 2000s, still trying to be a ska-bopping skater punk in 2025.
>>215076952I laughed
Ian is cool.
>>215078617He really isn't
>>215078131If Jordan becomes more famous than Ian, is his podcast doomed?
what getting shat on by the cumtown boys for 5 years does to a motherfucker
>>215077207idk but it's so old that maybe it became a thing back in the good ol' days when women had hairy bushes. I've never tried going down on a hairy girl so idk.
>>215076952Best thread on the internet right now
>>215077053Johnny talked to you about him....
>>215076952It's good. He's saying anti trans jokes but frames it as if he's pro-trans so no one can criticize him
>>215077480underrated
Damn Sam Hyde really let himself go.
>>215078725Sams making video games now.
>>215076952Just imagine how fast he’d fold if someone shouted out “gay!”
When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
>>215078554what the fuck should people wear, then?
>>215078933Whatever they want, it just has to look good.>inb4 what looks goodfigure it out
>>215076952>that video of him on the L train screaming at a girl in checkered vans about stealing ska valorthey could never make me hate my GOAT
>>215078775
Standup comedy has never been funny.
>>215076952George Contanza with tatts...Where are we going as a civilization?
>>215077169>Ugh i can‘t find the clit >explosion of laughter breaks outIs this really funny to you? You must genuinely be retarded to not find the clut of a woman. I really dont get how this is funny because its not this magical bean tucked away that is so hard to be found (unless you are an actual troon of course)
>>215079393astounding levels of ignoring context. impressive.
>>215079393the joke is that the person saying they can't find the clit is an inept sexually inexperienced retard, like myself
>>215078522I dont get it either. Some people may not be into licking a pussy but do they actually have trouble finding it?
>>215078131Because she’s a dirty slut who will lick your ass 10 minutes into meeting up Perfect femcel
>>215078131Im I'm love with her. She's just the perfect amount of butch to be a toptier tomboy. It doesnt help that I had brutal oneitis over a girl named Jordan before I met my kinda butch gf
>>215079409Its simply a play on the joke to not be able to find the clit but this time its because its a troon with no clit but a cock instead. Dont act like a there is much of s context.
>>215078131Good question. Why?
Is this Sam Hyde?
>>215079393I never understood this joke, is very common too, this dude didn't come up with that. Its like right there, its literally an specific body part, thats just there. The gspot i get, thats harder and can vary from women to women, but the clit is obviously in that same small general area.
>>215079871Americans literally do not get sexual education for the most part and it was even worse in the past
>>215077969hey yeah i also watched the elephant graveyard video where comedy is now bad and lame because we no longer like joe rogan and podcasters made people join the right or some shit, i dunno that video was like an hour too long and never got to the point it was trying to make but it could have been summed up in under 5 minutes by just saying "i dont like jokes unless it's agreeing with my belief's 100%"
>>215080019Subtard detected
Jordan Jensen is actually funny but only female comedian hot
>>215076952Bro is so fat he is out of breath walking and talking
>>215078485Jordan is a woman, like an actual woman, but she is tall and thin and has small breasts so she scans as masculine or whatever. She got into a huge argument with gender ambiguity with a lesbian comedienne who got a breast reduction just because she wanted one on Ian's podcast
The idea of someone being exposed to Ian outside of Cum Town is hilarious
>>215079871I never understood the joke. It's literally right there. Even when I was a virgin I could find the clitoris right away.
>>215076952Did the world seriously have to give itself on a silver platter to these """""people""""""?
>>215076952The faceThe body movementsThe contentIts all too much
>>215079584Are you a lesbian? I gather that from your post.
>>215077969No, that's just regular 90s liberal comedy.
>>215080654Nah, just a nerdy guy. Ive always been into slightly butch girls. Im not talking full on bulldyke or anything like that.Iirc Jordan Jensens mom is gay and thats why she's kinda butch.
>>215076952Good joke. This guy looks exactly like how I'd expect a tranny chaser to look.
>>215081070Then you are lucky, or just fortunate, to be with your type. I wonder what you must think of Florence Pugh.
>>215077328oh so you're the guy who watches that shit
>>215077480trains is hard job, STAY STRONG!
>>215076952It's actually kind of crazy how the early 2020's shit have somehow managed to age worse than the 80s, 90s, 00's, and 10's despite it only being a few years dated at this point.
>>215076952>funny
>>215081543Chapo, Pod Save America, and debatably even JRE and Red Scare are all late 2010s kitsch
>>215076952
>>215077123Being bisexual alone wont make you sexyLib men assume they become fucking Prince just cause they label themselves bi while they still wear baggy jeans and t-shirts and have an introvert personality other than making a clown of yourself
>>215081543I mustve been in a coma because i dont know any of this shit except for the political stuff and smithslap>t. oldest zooming poltard
>>215076952ok the last bit was funny
>>215076952>Im macho and not gay at all as long as Im fucking men who identify as trans, rite, fellas? Look, Im having tattoos, aint I more macho than those emo faggots in makeup? lol, at least Im not wearing makeup, that would be fucking gay, rite fellas?
>>215081738>>215081965Wow, (You) have issues.
>>215077095>liberals you hate mogging you out of beards>liberals you hate mogging you out of moustachesbased. didn't realize incels were so insecure. so basically you're shaving your face everyday now? lmao
>>215078131She looks like the kind of girl who will offer to suck your dick.
you don't debate Nazis, you punch them in the face
"I was fooling around with my tranny girlfriend. We pulled out our dicks. Hers was bigger! I tell you, no respect."
>>215076952You know if you use AI to replace this guy with Sam Hyde, I'd believe it
>>215081385I was talking about cumtown
