Say it.
We're sorry George
You are a faggot George
>>215077023KOO NI TE!
>>215077023I've never seen a Star Wars movie.
You took your favourite bits of Barsoom and Dune and made a toy commercial out of them, and now 40 years later I have to tolerate fat manchildren sóysplaining scifi to me like it was invented by a fat stoner in 1977
>>215077023It rhymesJust like pottery
>>215077023Scenes of characters walking through corridors and talking politics is boring and fucking trash
Cunt
>destroy Star Wars>sell it so Disney can destroy it harder>reputation fixed due to regency bias
i wish you would release a version of THX-1138 that has the censored scenes intact, but doesn't add CGI monkeys.
>>215077023Should have fucked off and stayed retired after ESB.
>california liberal>married a black woman>sold out to the wokest corporation in america>prequels were a thinly veiled critique of dubyaRemind me why /tv/ idolizes this guy?
>>215077476You could just say "Jew".And nobody idolizes him since, dunno, mid-00s? Which is potentially longer than you're alive
AIEEEE GOMENNASAII GEORGE-SAMAA
>>215077485He's not Jewish and I was born in the 90s
Star Wars is boringhow can you make a movie with robots, lasers and weird aliens boring?idk, ask George Lucasbecause he did it a bunch
>>215077476You forgot>pedo
>>215077515Man I did not forget pedo
>>215077023Maclunkey
>>215077504>He's not Jewish
>>215077744>Lucas was born and raised in Modesto, California, the son of Dorothy Ellinore Lucas (née Bomberger) and George Walton Lucas Sr., and is of German, Swiss German, English, Scottish, and distant Dutch and French descent.He's one of us anon
>>215078669>German, Swiss German, English, Scottish, and distant Dutch and French descent.Why the fuck Americans are doing this sort of shit?Like what's even the point?>one of usYou mean a mutt? Or a half-Jew, on father's side, and still a mutt?Who's us, then?
>>215078700A homosexual, anon. He's a raging faggot just like you and me
>>215077476Cope
>>215077023Okay. Fuck George Lucas. The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.
He lost his genitals in a car accident as a teen. It explains everything.
>>215078700>esl calling anyone else a mutt
>>215079841It explains everything except his kids
>>215079979All of his kids are literally adopted. The newborn he got with his black wife in 2012 via surrogacy, so not his sperm.
>>215079797the plinkett prequel reviews are awful and full of mistakes. half of the complains is just from mike literally not being able to understand the plot, or complaining that the politics is boring. well, he got what he wanted with the disney sequels, where they just bypass that by never fucking explaining anything
>>215080067Dumb esl poster
>>215080067Prequels are still shit and always will be shit.
>>215080067True. All those ot niggas got their hero luke fagwalker raped and burned hard worse than vader kek.
>>215077023Acolyte is basically the prequels but with better acting and less green screens.
>>215080067The sequels explain things, they just don't waste time with huge logs of exposition.
>>215080347no, they don't. they even give logs of exposition about why they cant or wont explain it! "A good story, for another time" ... "Cloning, dark magic, or maybe secrets only the sith knew? somehow"They take time out of the movie to give exposition about not explaining it... you cant even make that up.
>>215079797Calm down Mike
>>215078700How is he a "mutt"Mr Lucas is a pure blooded european born in the US
>>215077023Mike lives forever RENT FREE in prequelfags heads.
jizz
>>215077452>regency biasGeorge became king?
>>215080424So they explained that Palpatine was a clone with 2 lines of dialogues and visual storytelling (the clone lab at the start of the movie). Good writing, better than huge dumps of lore ("Anakin let me teach you about force sensitive mitochondrion").Luke's lightsaber: it was never destroyed and Maz is a pirate who collects rare treasure, duh. How it was recovered isn't important to the story, it would be like explaining how Anakin got a face scar in Episode 3.