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Say it.
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We're sorry George
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You are a faggot George
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>>215077023
KOO NI TE!
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>>215077023
I've never seen a Star Wars movie.
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You took your favourite bits of Barsoom and Dune and made a toy commercial out of them, and now 40 years later I have to tolerate fat manchildren sóysplaining scifi to me like it was invented by a fat stoner in 1977
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>>215077023
It rhymes
Just like pottery
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>>215077023
Scenes of characters walking through corridors and talking politics is boring and fucking trash
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Cunt
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>destroy Star Wars
>sell it so Disney can destroy it harder
>reputation fixed due to regency bias
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i wish you would release a version of THX-1138 that has the censored scenes intact, but doesn't add CGI monkeys.
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>>215077023
Should have fucked off and stayed retired after ESB.
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>california liberal
>married a black woman
>sold out to the wokest corporation in america
>prequels were a thinly veiled critique of dubya
Remind me why /tv/ idolizes this guy?
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>>215077476
You could just say "Jew".
And nobody idolizes him since, dunno, mid-00s? Which is potentially longer than you're alive
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AIEEEE GOMENNASAII GEORGE-SAMAA
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>>215077485
He's not Jewish and I was born in the 90s
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Star Wars is boring
how can you make a movie with robots, lasers and weird aliens boring?
idk, ask George Lucas
because he did it a bunch
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>>215077476
You forgot
>pedo
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>>215077515
Man I did not forget pedo
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>>215077023
Maclunkey
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>>215077504
>He's not Jewish
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>>215077744
>Lucas was born and raised in Modesto, California, the son of Dorothy Ellinore Lucas (née Bomberger) and George Walton Lucas Sr., and is of German, Swiss German, English, Scottish, and distant Dutch and French descent.
He's one of us anon
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>>215078669
>German, Swiss German, English, Scottish, and distant Dutch and French descent.
Why the fuck Americans are doing this sort of shit?
Like what's even the point?
>one of us
You mean a mutt? Or a half-Jew, on father's side, and still a mutt?
Who's us, then?
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>>215078700
A homosexual, anon. He's a raging faggot just like you and me
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>>215077476
Cope
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>>215077023
Okay. Fuck George Lucas. The prequels are shit and always will be. Redlettermedia was right about everything.
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He lost his genitals in a car accident as a teen. It explains everything.
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>>215078700
>esl calling anyone else a mutt
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>>215079841
It explains everything except his kids
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>>215079979
All of his kids are literally adopted. The newborn he got with his black wife in 2012 via surrogacy, so not his sperm.
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>>215079797
the plinkett prequel reviews are awful and full of mistakes. half of the complains is just from mike literally not being able to understand the plot, or complaining that the politics is boring. well, he got what he wanted with the disney sequels, where they just bypass that by never fucking explaining anything
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>>215080067
Dumb esl poster
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>>215080067
Prequels are still shit and always will be shit.
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>>215080067
True. All those ot niggas got their hero luke fagwalker raped and burned hard worse than vader kek.
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>>215077023
Acolyte is basically the prequels but with better acting and less green screens.
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>>215080067
The sequels explain things, they just don't waste time with huge logs of exposition.
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>>215080347
no, they don't. they even give logs of exposition about why they cant or wont explain it! "A good story, for another time" ... "Cloning, dark magic, or maybe secrets only the sith knew? somehow"
They take time out of the movie to give exposition about not explaining it... you cant even make that up.
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>>215079797
Calm down Mike
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>>215078700
How is he a "mutt"
Mr Lucas is a pure blooded european born in the US
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>>215077023
Mike lives forever RENT FREE in prequelfags heads.
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jizz
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>>215077452
>regency bias
George became king?
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>>215080424
So they explained that Palpatine was a clone with 2 lines of dialogues and visual storytelling (the clone lab at the start of the movie). Good writing, better than huge dumps of lore ("Anakin let me teach you about force sensitive mitochondrion").
Luke's lightsaber: it was never destroyed and Maz is a pirate who collects rare treasure, duh. How it was recovered isn't important to the story, it would be like explaining how Anakin got a face scar in Episode 3.



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