Gringo de mierda...si no me traes algo para beber...mañana estaré muerto...así que ve a buscarme un pinche trago...cabrón hijo de puta
>..manaos de uva...
you made my Firefox offer to translate /tv/ into English.
>>215077131I ain't got no mierda.
>>215077131Donde es cervesa, por favor?
Spaghetti
>Buenas noches.... frijolero
>>215077131>Gringo of shit... yes no, me bring water for drinking... today I will be dead... so go me get a fucking drink... bastard fucking of bitchWhy is Spanish so retarded?
>>215077131NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MENSCREENPLAYFIRST DRAFTEXTERIOR: CALDERAMOSS APPROACHES THE PICKUP TRUCKOPENS THE DOOR AND PEERS INMexican: AguaMoss: I aint got no aguaMexican: AguaMoss: Tell you what. Ima head on back home. If I don't have a cute as a button child bride sitting there waiting, I'll get some water and be right back. If I *do*, I probably won't. That work for you?MOSS LEAVES * * *LATER THAT EVENINGFOOTSTEPS APPROACH THE TRUCKMexican: Gracias a Dios, ha vuelto con deliciosa aguaCHIGURH OPENS THE TRUCK DOORChigurh: The man with the money. Which way did he go?Mexican: Joder mi vida
>>215078577Because you don't speak it.>Fucking gringo... If you don't bring me something to drink... I'll be dead tomorrow by this time... So go fetch me a drink... Motherfucking son of a bitchSee the difference?
>>215077525Anything but Manaos please...
>>215078678I hope Trump deports your whole family to Guatemala
>>215078697You'll be flooding with immigrants again after Trump fucks off so you better start learning spanish :)
>>215078678I can almost halfway read it, but that's what it looks like to me. Also I thought mierda meant "shit."
>>215078577>can't tell part "tomorrow" from "today"I thought only niggers were unable to conceive the future
>>215078577That's a terrible translation.
>>215078723It does, but context matters. "Gringo de mierda" and "Jodido gringo" both means "Fucking gringo", of course you could translate it as "Shitty gringo" but it would be too... Flunky, for the context.>>215078697Here, for in case you go to Guatemala:>Aiiieee vamos de Guatemala a Guatepeor!
>>215078723Mierda does mean shit. However, the way we use "suj. de mierda" is best translated as "fucking suj.". Translation can be literal but there are plenty of times when it doesn't work. If you translated "fucking shit" to Spanish literally it'd be "follando/cogiendo mierda", which means to have sex with shit.
>>215078746>>Aiiieee vamos de Guatemala a Guatepeor!Nta, but you're Spanish from Spain aren't you? Or is that expression also common in America?
>Buen señor, ¿podría pedirle un shiraz australiano? Preferiblemente de la cosecha de los 80, o si no, me moriré de sed.
>McNugget... >*crackle* I ain't got no McNugget
>>215077131Fuck off and die, spic beaner.
>>215078899Harsh, but fair.
>>215078577Sounds like an indian speaking English
>>215078697The US will be 75% hispanic by 2060, gringo