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ITT; we describe our hypothetical low budget vanity projects.

I don't get why Tommy Wiseau had absolute creative freedom to make whatever wish fulfillment vanity project he wanted and he made a dull lifetimesque melodrama where he played some random suburban simp who gets cucked and kills himself.

If I had several million and total freedom I'd shoot some retro pulp scifi actionfest in a quarry like the Yeast Lords scenes in Gentlemen Broncos crossed with the Eternia scenes from MOTU with myself as a He-Man rip off, some titcow as my sex robot/translator, a bad cgi uglycute alien creature as my faithful companion and some old based character actor to play a really over the top hammy villain.
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why are you assuming tommy had "several million" they had a camera and maybe a couple hundred bucks at best. that's why it's entirely grounded in reality, cheap as fuck, and boring

further, why the hell would you constrain your own fantasy by it needing to be a "low budget vanity project" why not just imagine a movie with a virtually infinite budget where anything you want can happen lmao

such a weird ass thread
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>>215077958
The Room cost like 6 million or some shit.
That retard bought all the equipment, built sets and hired "professional" union actors rather than paying pennies for amdram hobbyists or students.

>why not just imagine a movie with a virtually infinite budget where anything you want can happen lmao
Anyone can make whatever the fuck they want with a fucking billion dollar budget.
With a million or two you'd need to be actually creative and imaginative, which you clearly aren't you massive faggot
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>>215078096
you actually clearly aren't creative and imaginative considering your idea sounds like shit and your thread is nearly dead lol what a retard



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