>Only a Master of Evil, Darth.
>>215080072Yeah well takes Wan to know one
>>215080072and a good friend
>>215080072>your powers are weak, boomer
>>215080648>Brave of you, zoomer. But I would have thought you had learned your lesson
>My name isn’t Darth.
>Obi-Wahn. I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wahn since...m8 you never went by that name
>>215080775sorry to spoil it to you, but he's called darth vader
>>215080774>i am low iq>anakin!
>>215080072Why is he using Darth as a first name?He met several siths in prequels and tcw and must know that it is title and not a real name.Bad writing?
>>215080072>Only a master of evil; DarthThere fixed
>>215081116But Darth is a first name. The title of the Sith is Lord, not Darth.
>>215081116Yes. It was retarded to make prequels while expanding the lore of the universe. You have to retcon so much shit to make it make sense. Its why fan theories like Obi-Wan is actually a clone (OB-1) started even though that also makes no sense.
>>215081227>Yes. It was retarded to make prequels while expanding the lore of the universe.no. what's retarded is to see retcons where there are none, like you're doing
>>215081223that's right
>>215081116i suppose you could easily headcanon it as obi-wan literally believing (coping) that anakin was actually dead, and only darth vader remained
>>215081248The jedi ruled the galaxy for millennia but are forgotten less than 20 years after the Empire takes control but that isnt a retcon. Ok George.
>>215081310kek since when did the jedi ever rule the galaxy? the jedi were just a small group of people who served the republic. a republic which only covered a portion of the galaxytry rewatching the movies again instead of saying nonsense
>>215081310>but are forgotten less than 20 yearswho forgot them? did anyone in the original trilogy asked what a jedi is?
>>215081296>you could easily headcanonwhat headcanon? it's literally what he says in episode 4 and 6. it's not an headcanon, it's a fact in the story
>>215081223yes, in the script of episode II there was even a line from a cut scene that spelled it out:"With the forename Darth, a Sith he must be" -Yoda
Vader = InvaderSidious = InsidiousTyranus = TyrantMaul = MauledRevan = RevanchistNihilus = Nihil = Nothing
>>215081223Are you retarded? Sheev was also Darth Sidius. Is it also his first name?
>>215080775>>215081116>>215081223>>215081227>>215081296If this legitimately gets you worked up you are autistic, he says Darth as a way to point out Anakin is now only a Sith Lord to Obi-Wan, nothing more. >But Darth is a first name. The title of the Sith is Lord, not Darth.Darth is interchangable with Lord. There is nothing in the movies that contradict this and therefore it is not a problem, any faggy book shit or Disney+ show that nobody watched doesn't matter. Just move on.
>>215081116He’s making fun of his title, now. ‘Only a master of evil, “lieutenant”
>>215081397Dumb esl poster
>>215081517>Darth is interchangable with Lordno, it ain'tDarth = nameLord = titlewhen you use a title when addressing someone, you usually ommit the first name, which is how it's used in the movies>any faggy book shit or Disney+ show that nobody watched doesn't matterwho said faggy book shit or disney+ show matter? those are fanfic nonsense
Someone post a webm of Obi-Wan's spin move
>>215081508are you retarded? Darth Sidious is Sheev Palpatine's Sith name
>>215081590>no, it ain'tProve it with a movie reference.
Why didn't you tell me, faggot?
>>215081223My favorite thing about the prequels is that they shat on the whole “Darth is a replacement for the ‘in’ prefix (Invader, insidious, etc)” that Gen Xers were passing around
Icky = Icky
>>215081656At least they still have Kresh
>No...The Galaxy Belongs to me!
>>215081656Never heard of that.Darth Sidious was revealed at the same time as Darth Maul. Did they think Maul was Inmaul? LMAO
>>215081466I see you're a man of culture as well
>>215081726invaderinsidiousanimal
he lets 'darth' fall out of his mouth like it's a bad word. he's snidely referring to him as nothing but "darth" and purposefully ignoring the edgelord fagname identity palpatine gave him
>>215081713i love how this is simultaneously incredibly stupid and the coolest shit ever
Some Sith don't even use the Darth title and just use their real names like Exar Kun, Ulic Qel Droma, Freedon Nadd. etc.
>>215080072Lucas felt:>Only a Master of Evil, Dave.was a bit on the nose with the 2001 references.source: meinen butthole.
Btw Darth is a combo of Dark Death
>>215081614sith need to think up more names than darth
>>215080072>Jedi won't grant him the rank of Master>Evil will grant him the rank of MasterThe Jedi brought it on themselves really. Such "wise" people were such idiots.
so either every sith is named darth or kenobi is using sith honorifics which doesn’t make sense, bad writing, also very jewish to have secret names for subverting governments
>>215081656>Darth Cel
>>215080072why'd he let Vader kill him?
>>215080166kek
>>215082583The main villain for the Acolyte was apparently supposed to be “Darth Celius” according to leaks.
>>215080166
>>215082462>also very jewish to have secret names for subverting governmentswell, they are the bad guys and a satanic cult which only succeeds through subversion and manipulation, so...
>>215080072>WOAH UNCLE OWEN! REMEMBER DA 80s? HE'S THAT GUY WHO BARELY DID FUCKING ANYTHING, WAS HARDLY IN THE MOVIES AND THEN DIED IN A SLAPSTICK BIT BUT HIS FARM AND HIS BLUE MILK WAS SOOOO COOOOLL AND I JUST WANT TO BE A BABY AGAIN LET ME BE A BABY I AM A BABY A BIG BABY GOOGOOGAAGAA STAAAAAAAR WAAAAAARS I MUST CONSUUUUUUUUME
>>215080200>Obi-wan, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
>>215081968that's licensed fanfic, anon
>>215082753That's Javier Bardem
>>215082736>satanic cult which only succeeds through subversion and manipulation,Sounds like christianity though>slave for us your whole life, god totes rewards you when you die>don't mind our palace of gold, poverty is virtue...for you
>>215080166gottem
>>215082841>Sounds like christianity thoughevery accusation is an admissionyou have no power here, joo
>>215081968Those characters all lived before that tradition was established
>You are on this council>but we do not grant you the rank of master one movie later:>Now, I am the masterKINO
What if Anakin got stuck in traffic and Mace Windu killed Palpatine?
I know that the OT was made first, but I always found it funny that the galaxy switched over from touch screens and digital storage to analog data tapes.
>>215082962Anakin would gone ballistic and wiped out the Jedi anyway.
>>215080166I missed you dad, did you get those cigarettes?
>you haven't published an academic paper since you fell to the dark side!
>>215082962Anakin quits the Jedi once Padme gives birth and the 2 settle into the nice life together on Naboo that they always wanted.
Aniki Skywalker
>>215081481What about Dooku?
Interesting point on Vader and what he's called in the original three classics: he's called "sir" and "lord" in equal amounts in the first one, then never referred to "sir" ever again through TESB and RotJ.
>>215080072Why didn't they bond over their shared memories of PLAP PLAP PLAPing Ashoka?
>>215083752In a deleted scene in a new hope, he's referred to as a Sith Lord.
>>215083785Forgot about that, but to be fair it wasn't included in any cut. Seems to me that the Imperials there were a bit dim to disrespect Tarkin's head enforcer, a scary looking one at that, but there you go.
>I see you are wearing your beskar scarf that Padme made for you.
>>215083785>>215083802whatever ended up on the cutting room floor, this contemporary interview calls him 'the Dark Lord of the Sith':http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1CqVf6A0k&t=4m47s
>>215083875>not timestampedIt's a right-click option, anons. Please learn it.
>>215083898>&t=4m47sworks on my machine.but here you go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML1CqVf6A0k&t=287s
>>215083927How can you mess this up? https://youtu.be/ML1CqVf6A0k?t=291
>>215083995shut up nerd, i'm not visiting your Belgian website.
Next time, right-click ON THE VIDEO ITSELF.I swear, zooms can't use real computers.
>>215084017but that will just bring up the Flash Player menu, everyone knows that.
>>215084048Are you retarded? Right-clicking it gives you the options. It says in the middle option that it will link to the spot you specify. You're welcome, zoomy.Are you using a phone, God help you?
>>215084128no, i'm using Macromedia Flash in Netscape Navigator. how else would i be playing videos online? RealPlayer? QuickTime?
>>215084159
>>215080166mildly amusing
>>215080072>Dark Invader>Lord Insidious>General Grievous>Savage Oppression>Dark Annihilation>Dark Maul>Dark Malice>Dark Raven>Dark Baneis Star Wars literally just a children's show?
Why did ghost obiwan sit on a log
>>215083704The others never bring it up but they all know
Do non-force users go to the same force heaven as Jedi?
>>215085106No. There is no force heaven. The energy from every living being that dies dissolves into the cosmic force and gets recycled for new beings. Force ghosting is a technique that allows you to preserve your identity for a certain purpose, e.g. to preserve knowledge, to teach and guide someone important, instead of getting recycled into the greater whole.
>>215083875Mark Hamil is really good at talking, his speech pattern is just so nice
>>215084842He was tired.
>>215083704Dooku's sith name is Darth Tyranus.
>>215085106There is no heaven, all beings become one with the force in the end
>>215081481>Darth Traya = BetrayalWe can keep going.
Oh i get it like Darth ‘Betraya’
>>215081481i thought vader = father
>>215086262>In Tyranus>Enter AnusBRAVO GEORGE
She was a good friend.
>>215081481>>215083704Dooku = Dookie
>>215081481Kit Fisto = Youngling Fister
Obi-Wan wasn't even that old compared to Qui-Gon and Dooku.
>>215080072that's when alec decided to bully the first kid he would ran into
>>215080200
>>215081481Darth Vader is Dark Father
>>215081481Palpatine = Plap a teen
>>215080166Checked and lol'd
>>215080072This fan edit on Obi Wan's grief really got to me:>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9j7kLG7VK8
>>215081481what about...bane?
>>215091875He's a big Sith.
