Movies about amusement park accidents?
>build Shuttle Loop>delete end of trackKinos for this feel?
final destination 3
>>215080377>Dad why are we going to this water park in bumfuck Kansas?>Because this slide is so awesome they won't let them build it anywhere else
>>215080482For me, it was dropping the jannies into the water
>>215080377That movie with KStew and Ryan Reynolds, forgot the name
>>215080377qrd???
>>21508081312 year old got decapitated some years ago
>>215080571This exchange could have actually happened in some form considering the kid's dad was a Republican legislator who voted for lax amusement park regulations in order to attract something to bumfuck Kansas.
>>215080377'Speed' on a Rollercoaster, Make it happen.
>>215080377Jurassic Park
>>215080948Decapitated by the "safety" net they put in because the rafts had a habit of leaving the track
>>215080958What's New Jersey's excuse for Action Park?
>>215081213Decapitated because two obese women were sitting in the back and a 74 pound child was sitting in the front. The weight distribution flung the child out of the raft. Maybe if Americans weren't so obese...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT0gpRr7Ay0
>>215080482You can tell whoever designed this was autistic because they put in the little platform between the loop and the spike where they would unload trains that valleyed irl
>>215080377I saw a documentary on this not long ago. was pretty good
>>215081787So bad it's good. I think the band that made a cameo to play at the roller coaster's grand opening said being in the movie destroyed their career
>>215080377Surprisingly this movie is probably the best theme park disaster movie even though it was never intended to be. It's unfinished but there is a 1988 cut you can watch online, the maker spent the next 20 years till he died trying to finish it to his liking and never did but you can still watch this initial cut. And yes that's Tiny Tim as the main character (of "Tiptoe through the Tulips" fame) but he didn't make the film.
>>215082254Forgot pic
>>215080377
>>215081816>You can tell whoever designed this was autisticHere's a mind blower: RCT1 and 2 were programmed almost entirely in assembly. By pretty much one guy.
>>215080377Nothing But Trouble has a cool Rollercoaster scene. Side note: I used to work at Lake Compounce in Connecticut and they had like 4 summers in a row where people died. Mostly employees. One Spanish guy was weedwhacking and he poked his head through the tracks of a Rollercoaster and it popped right off. I was maintenance and I had to remove the car and bring it to the police department for forensics. To this day nobody knows why he did it.
>>215082316I was also the mechanic working on a Rollercoaster that got stuck upside down for 45 minutes. Nobody died but all the passengers had to be hospitalized because of all the blood rushing to their heads.
>>215082316>>215082371Links or it didn't happen
>>215082417https://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/archives/2001/stories/061301_01.shtmlThere's another Hartford courant article about the zoomerang being upside down but it's behind a paywall.
>>215082483>it's behind a paywall.upload the link to archive.is
>>215082529Oh cool thanks. I'm good at other stuff. Herehttps://archive.is/fFveD
>>215080377I actually live near there and a relative worked at the hospital his co-riders went to.He was too light, so he rode with two women he didn't know. His head was still attached to his body but it was only hanging by his spine, all the muscle and shit was gone.His head swung around with such force it broke one of the women rider's jaws.Also about 5 miles from there around the same time, a boy was tortured to death for years by his father and new wife and fed to pigs. I went to the same school as him.https://www.kshb.com/longform/exclusive-surveillance-footage-captures-last-days-of-tortured-kck-boys-lifeAlso, 15 miles south of both incidents, is one of the most wealthiest suburbs/counties in the country, that get on top rated places to live from several websites all the time, so it's not in bumfuck nowhere, that's why the slide was built there to begin with, Kansas has money to throw away because of its surpluses.
>>215082571Read. Very interesting stuff for you OP
>>215082483>On June 14, 2001, the sensor on Zoomerang failed to communicate properly with the ride's automatic braking system, allowing the train of cars to continue on its own energy until it came to rest in a section of track 60 feet in the air, in the low point of the ride's cobra roll. 26 passengers were left stranded in their seats until firefighters evacuated the ride. None of the passengers were injured. Investigators determined that the incident was caused by a sensor malfunction.So it wasn't "stuck upside down" although some people at the front and back would have been almost sideways
>>215082563Good man. Long ago one of my first jobs was at Marine Land in Niagara Falls, Leafland. I worked at the roller coaster and the drop zone. Fun summer job.
>>215080482Da Po Po Be Fast on Yo Asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97cQYWaNUM
>>215082563>Wilfredo Martinez>Bristol man
>>215082666Iirc he didn't speak a word of English. But I also thought the zoomerang was stuck upside down so maybe my memories from 25 years ago aren't so crystal clear anymore lol
>>215082622My dad's first job was at Action Park, his favorite part was working the water slides so he could push scared people and watch their reaction.
>>215082571>https://www.kshb.com/longform/exclusive-surveillance-footage-captures-last-days-of-tortured-kck-boys-lifeUrge to kill rising.
>>215082755don't google Rotherham
>>215082571There's something Lynchian about flyover shitholes.
>>215080571The small, quaint, bumfuck village of Kansas City
>>215082284Omg one of my earliest memories is watching 3 Ninjas
>>215083090The small, quaint, bumfuck village of Kansas; Kansas City, Missouri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP6886s8tOY
>>215081787>does best SAAR
>>215082963>>215083090>>215083258Yes, very bumfuck. County 8 miles from the slide.Johnson County, Kansas, is the wealthiest county in Kansas and ranks among the wealthiest counties in the United States, with a median household income of $107,261 as of 2023. It is a predominantly suburban county located near Kansas City, characterized by a well-educated, white-collar population. Mission Hills (about 15 miles from the slide)Ranked as the richest city in Kansas with a median household income exceeding $250,000 and median home values near $1.6 million
>>215080482>coming soon, from the producers of Saw and Human Centipede>The Holocoaster
>>215083673Flyovers are so quaint. Did you load up the family and drive to the county fair this past Sunday?
>>215082746>>215081331Speaking of Action Park, here is your kino
>>215082293Here's an even bigger mind-blower:Everyone knows that, and you either misunderstood his comment or intentionally interpreted it incorrectly so you could feel smart for knowing some trivia. Either way, the verdict's out: The biggest autist here is you.
>>215080948Holy amazeballs this is just like Highlander in real life!
>>215083090Everything's up to date in Kansas City
>>215081787Kek the quote is just saying that the movie would have been good if Hitchcock directed it. Funny to look back on old movies and see the different trends of shlock over the years. The 70s loved these disaster movies and made one for every conceivable scenario. My mom always jokes that you knew it would be bad when they lined up pictures of the actors' faces on the poster
>>215082571>His head swung around with such force it broke one of the women rider's jaws.Good God, if that happened to me I'd probably kill myself. Just thinking about it is bad enough.
>>215081596they actually still build these water coasters but they weigh each rider now.
>>215083874Thank Christ I'm not a troon or a brownoid, one of which is what you are.
>>215081816I can beat that. Before I built a new roller coaster in RCT, I used to place individual track pieces in a fenced off location as a staging area for construction. I would also not build the entire roller coaster at once. I would leave it uncompleted for an in-game month so guests could walk by it and get excited for the new coaster coming soon.
>>215082371roller coasters don't get stuck upsidedown unless it's a powered "ring of fire" coaster, which RCDB doesn't even consider real coasters.
>>215085136They can but it is exceedingly rare and takes a lot of happenstance for it to occur
>>215080482Marcel Vos
>>215083335Is this just bots posting this shit now?
>>215084952That's not what the quote is saying dumbfuck.
