Witcherbros....LETS FUCKING MOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9dU6JIroU&t=135s
>>215081496>digital eyesyikes on bikes
>>215081496>no CavilNot watching
>>215081496How are they going to explain Geralt looking different?
>>215081572I think they're just gonna ignore itbut if I were in charge I'd just go full cheese and say that Geralt hit his face on a door off-screen and had it get it magically reconstructed like handsome squidward
>>215081583no fucking way this is there?
>>215081583Sure looks like Weidzmin and definitely not some LA renaissance fair
>>215081496>Season 4What the fuck, I assumed it got cancelled
>>215081583oh no is that a heckin black person in my show about werewolves and dragon-arinos?!
>>215081583fatties, niggers, and fag licks - no thanks
more like the POZZTCHER
>>215081583kek that nog there looks ridiculous
>>215081583OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>215081583I mean, these are the Rats. Pack of underage bandits written to be killed by one and only and make Ciri hit the ground again.And look at that, I guess they will be keeping the scene where Leo cuts off all of their heads while she watches.
>>215081496>live your entire life in your much more successful brothers shadow>get roles nobody remembers at all>finally get a leading role in a bit production>but wait you're a drop in replacement for an actor with massive amounts of good will in a show that nobody gives a shit about anymoredo you think his excitement to be cast was muted by these factors?
>>215081516This
>>215081583Absolutely mogged by CPDR's newest trailer. Are these retards even trying? They had an opportunity to print billions and be the next Game of Thrones and they threw it all away to make fan-fiction Dungeons and Dragons slop? Wtf. Just fire these losers and start over again with Cavill.
the new geralt is too uncanny and that scene where he says "let's fucking move" gave me a weird ick, it just doesn't feel like something he would say. do they even say "fuck" in that universe? i remember in the game they always used euphemisms like "plowing".shan't be watching. not because i'm super loyal to cavil, it just looks soulless.
>>215081800It was over with the 1st season. The nonsensical, pointless nonlinear plot, the terrible casting of everyone except Cavil, the complete lack of feeling that this was an actual world spanning thousands of miles, every faction being completely ethnically heterogeneous so you can't tell who is who at a glance, the disregard for the source material, the disdain for the author and lack of taking any feedback from him. It was a doomed from the start.
>>215081766>live your entire life in your much more successful brothers shadowLiam was probably more famous than Chris for that really brief period of time when he was starring in Hunger Games and dating Hannah Montana.
>>215081857I actually like season 1, season 2 onwars was a drastic drop in quality
>>215081892Thor came out in 2011 and Hunger Games in 2012 so I don't think so. He had a nothing character in those flicks anyways.
>>215081857I mean, even Cavill is a questionable cast in terms of looks. Doesn't look as rugged as book Geralt, it aligns more with TW3. Of course he compensated with his love and respect for the story and I would rather have him than anyone else
>>215081892>he was starring in Hunger GamesAh yes the whole month of April until Avengers came out in May. And that's if you disregard Thor movie entirely. Hope he liked the limelight.
>>215081496I don't care.
>>215081950It was a good month. I'll never forget it.
>>215081902It was bad from the first episode. I honestly think 5th graders could adapt the story from the books better. How can you adapt the Renfri story and the famous "evil is evil" monologue and forget to include the actual moral dilemma? Geralt figuring out Renfri's plan to slaughter civilians one by one until Stregobor leaves his tower was a big plot twist. Geralt is genuinely shocked and has to wrestle with remaining neutral or not. He eventually does the right thing to save the civilians and is severely punished and hated for it. Netflix just skipped all that and included a fight scene with no explaination. It's beyond retarded. They fail at the most basic storytelling and the overall production is just low effort slop.
>>215081496>netflixI'm not a gay black tranny.
>>215082079Agreed on all of that though I must say the actress that played her was qt so that helped a bit.
>>215082079Preach, nigger. I'm still so sour that people lapped this imbecilic garbage up until season 2, when all pretenses of them even trying to adapt the books flew out of the window. And now they get to rape Regis and Bonhart.
What happened to the girl playing ciri? she was supposed to be the next big thing
>>215082179she answered the call
>>215081583Why does streamslop look so cheap?
You will watch the 2002 version.
>>215082079It helps that I neither read the books nor played the games
>>215081583If you made it past season 1 then this is nothing new.
>>215082184she's bogged? she is very young for that...
I remember being exited for this show when it was announced and Cavill was attached. Then I saw this picture. Never watched an episode.
>>215082174The worst part was all the netflix defenders who were trying to belittle game fans by pretending that the show was somehow accurate to the books.>THEYRE ADAPTING THE BOOKS, NOT THE GAMESThey weren't adapting either. It's 99% fan fiction nonsense. Everything is wrong. The small details, the style, the characters, the themes, the overarching story. They really got nothing right. It really made me realize that most people are braindead NPCs. They go from mocking Season 8 Game of Thrones because it became popular to hate it and then start lapping up this terrible shit show the next week. Game of Thrones at its worst never sunk to the deep pit of hell that was Netflix Witcher.
>>215082445The armor is like that because they're dickheads. Dickheads, get it?
>>215082445Are you me
>>215081583>every fucking netflix original is full of brown garbage like this>that one retarded tranny cartoon was what was enough to get people to consider netflix as le woke and cancel their subscription (lol), thoughmy hate for normalfags is limitless
>>215081583Did an antifa ai generate this?
>>215081496
>>215081657Cope troon
>60% dislike ratioouch
>>215081583me on the left
>THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON RETURNSPost your face when you read this
>>215082918
>>215082717>"Hmm...DEI slash scars all over the show...Women Execs™, gotta be"
I hate nekkers
>>215083018>YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! THAT'S OUR WORD!
>>215081583Shieeeeeet...
>>215081728Hold the fuck up, they cast based Sharlto Copley as Bohnart?
>>215082999>"Trannies, faggots, jews, it's all the same. Privileges are negotiated, genders blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
>>215081583Quite aside from the nog, I've seen more convincing costumes on people LARPing in the park.
>>215082878based retard
>>215081496Why does Henry Cavill look retarded?
>>215081583Whats their band name?
>>215081857> the complete lack of feeling that this was an actual world spanning thousands of miles the complete lack of feeling that this was an actual world spanning thousands of milesMan the seris itself gives them plenty of ways to fill that with episodic monters of the week plots like Supernatural. It would've been Kino AF but they chose to do that shit. I know, the original is like that, but if they are going to change things anyway, at least do so by adding stuff up and not by exchanging stuff for other stuff
>>215081583>we want the people that play the games audience
SOMEONE SAID THAT THE WRITER SAID CIRI GETS NAKED.GIVE ME PROOF HE SAID THIS NOW.
>>215082152i want to get her pregnant with my bwc
>>215081583Was there someone that fat in the Rats in the books
>autismos will now pretend cavill wasn't always terrible casting for geraltno, liking the videogames doesn't make him right for the part.
>>215081572How do they explain James Bond looking different you dumbass?
>>215083955Its not about his acting. How the fuck do you even act right for space wizards hunting and being hunted by eldritch horrors with a clown bard by your side?It is all about Cavill being the oonly one who cared about the universe. It was either him or the producers who made scrotum armors. Wouldn't you too lament on him leaving instead of the producers?
>>215081583I'm guessing the white guy is gay?
>>215081583doesn't this show cost millions?and yet it looks worse then some youtube shorts
I know that /tv/ has to shit on it in auto-mode but this seems more accurate than the first season, the fights, the sets, the costumes. p.s I want indian Yennefer's breasts in my mouth for some reason.
>>215081496The thing that annoys me is that s3 literally ended with Geralt so badly injured that his face was covered in a bandage. With better planning, they could've had the actor swap done there and they'd be a pretty understandable in-lore reason.Also, Liam just sounds like he's doing an impression of Chris playing Thor. I wonder if he's legally not allowed to do the gruff voice Henry did?Either way, this is a clear downgrade and I say that as someone who's never been on the "cast Cavill in everything" bandwagon. Everything else looks alright though.
>>215081496Edge on edge blocking is going to ruin that sword. Should have blocked with the flat of the blade or avoided the sword stroke.
>>215081583When did costume designers become incapable of making clothes look weathered and used? Rings of Power and Wheel of Time did the same thing. Just completely spotless clothing like they just got picked off a rack.
>>215081496>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9dU6JIroU&t=135s>135sWHY THE FUCK would you link me to the end of the fucking trailer. I'm not even going to watch this now just on principle.
>>215082445When it was leaked I was coping thinking this armor is gonna be mixof practcal and VFX and it's gonna be melting in battle scenes because magin an shiet
>>215081496CAVILL BTFO
>>215081892Oh yeah bit part guy in like 3 hunger games was way more famous than Thor
"Let's fucking move!" like a y2k wigger
>>215081583might as well put gucci in the fantasy show.
>>215082212The "movie" gives the show bad rap, but the show is worth a try.
>>215085744Hard
That YT comment section is something else manDo people still not realize the show has been absolute fucking dog turd from the start? Only now that Cavill is gone they realize it's slop?
>>215081583Why are Netflix and Amazon costumes so fucking shit? I swear to God shows from the 90’s had better costumes and makeup effects. Star Trek TNG and DS9 put The Witcher to shame with 1% of the budget.
>>215085227The costumes from Fallout look like they’re from Spirit Halloween.
>>215086008all men gotta be mopey useless cucks when strong women are around
>>215086046that's normies for ya
>>215086046I’ve watched a bunch of stuff solely for a specific actor. You have too.
>>215086142Wrong. All men gotta be Marvel quispters when women are aroundThankfully that's what we're getting
>>215086492being an effeminate quipper is compatible with being a useless cuck
>>215081496WITCHER SEASON 4 TRAILERWITCHER SEASON 4 TRAILERWITCHER SEASON 4 TRAILERWITCHER SEASON 4 TRAILERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0
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>>215081583it's gonna be fun watching Leo BTFO them at least
>>215082449Discussing things on the internet is not possible anymore, it's basically>you think x is goodyou go on reddit and read all the retards fawning over x and reasurring you in your opinion>you dislike xyou go on 4chins and read all the retards bashing x over stupid bullshit I'm convinved most people on either site don't even watch the stuff they talk about, they just rephrase whatever they read about it and maybe what they saw on tiktok reels or whatever
>>215081583> $27 million per episode Man inflation and money laundering are insane these days
>>215082445Still can't believe this actually happened, if you're doing the least you can why not just rent a couple of armors, put some black cloth on then, pin a bit of heraldry or whatever for a good measure and call it a day? Someone had to make that ugly abomination on the right and nobody, not a single soul said "wait a minute guys, this doesn't look good"?
>>215081583Amazing how they keep finding they bottoms to reach
>>215087066>nobody, not a single soul said "wait a minute guys, this doesn't look good"?a few probably did think that but were afraid to say anything and didn't want to rock the boat
>>215087118nah any white character they purposely make look bad with gay clothes, terrible makeup, bad wig, stupid lines etc, with all the minorities it makes the whole production ugly
>>215081496What I don't get is why the producers are averse to money. Every suit should understand that swapping your MCs actor is a humongous risk that's entirely unnecessary. These people don't care about feelings or artistic vision, only money. So why would they then actively risk losing money? It makes no sense. Director is throwing a fit about cavill? Tough luck, she better do her fucking job anyway and finance my new jet if she wants to eat
>>215087502The show is losing viewers as it is, letting cavil go is likely to give it a boost because people will come back just to see how shit it's now
>>215082445Reminder they patched Witcher 3 so it replaced ALL Nilfgardian armors that NPC's wear, with that scrotum abomination. They were so kind they even let you wear it too.
>>215087562Doubt a lot of people even knew if was still on air, if you told me it had two seasons I would have believed you.
>>215087586And now you're talking about it because there is a new actor and it's going to be a trainwreck, funny how that works, huh?
>>215081496Honestly he looks more lore accurate
>>215081693They all look fucking ridiculous
>>215087672Finally, book accurate John Witcher
>>215087502it's not about money or success. it never wasit was about taking something popular with dudes and make it gay
>>215087672Cavill was too big and masculine really, he works for superheroes, stereotypical action heroes, larger than life roles like 40K, but Geralt is a wiry freak.
Great songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39nDGa_bVxk&list=RD39nDGa_bVxk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSV2hpdGUgZW9sZiBlaXRjaGVyoAcBThe striga episode is the only good episode, even if Triss is not only brown stained, but the actress is also bad.
>>215087672Great. Now we just need lore accurate Fringilla, Triss, Yennefer, Foltest, Radovid, Vilgefortz, Mousesack, Istredd, Villentretenmerth, Eyck and so on.
>>215087737>good episode>turning Foltest into a fat old manlet who raped his sisteryeah what a great fucking episode
>>215087786Good. Not great.
>>215081572Mutagens.
>>215087843I hate it and you made me mad by reminding me that abomination exists
>>215087737striga episode is just the least terrible one
>>215081583Stunning and brave!
>>215086008Feels like they're talking about new Superman. Funny how things repeat.
>>215081496>WitcherbrosReal Witcherbors don't watch this shitshow, they re-read the books and replay the games
>>215081583I'm so happy for not being a fan of this series. Goddamn.
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>>215085848Was bleaching hair really a thing in alternate timeline medieval Poland? Afaik it was invented in the 1920s.
>>215081496...kcuf
