https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBigr-JHB0>Teddy (Jesse Plemons) and Don (Aidan Delbis), two conspiracy-obsessed young men, kidnap Michelle (Emma Stone), the high-powered CEO of a major company, convinced that she is an alien intent on destroying planet Earth.
>>215082705The damsel in distress scenario doesn't elicit any emotional response when the damsel is actually a heckin strong and brave girlboss.
>it's literally ANOTHER "Emma Stone makes herself as ugly as possible" movieENOUGH with this fucking bullshit. More fucking threads I'm gonna have to hide
>>215082705Watch Save The Green Planet if you can find it.This film is a remake and won't have the soul of the original.
>>215082743She's not a girl though, she's an alien.
>>215082705Alien 3 remake looks lit
>>215082705I watched the Korean original after the first trailer dropped, and it was a huge piece of shit. I like Korean cinema, but every now and then I'll watch one of their "comedies" and immediately want to nuke the entire country.
>>215082705How many years until she comes out saying yorgos raped her
Is she playing the bald girl from Intergalactic?
>>215082705So being that this is a greeknigga production I assume she's gonna get naked, are we finally gonna get full butthole?
>>215082759Emma Stone is a serious actress, and it shows
>>215082743You're an enormous loser anon
>>215082705Would you fuck a alien woman reptiloid?
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>>215083133Now call him an incel.
>>215082759>makes herself as ugly as possibleWell, I want to rub my cock against her bald head.
Everyone probably guessed the twist already
>>215082743You're such a fucking retard
>>215083210Nope, they ain't taking my dick.
>>215083250That was implied.
Social commentary for rich people. It either happens in a magical resort / gated community or it's the magical realism plot where a guy suddenly shits out a bag of gold. That way you can claim to be thought provoking while remaining aloof from the time period you live in that poses too many unpleasant questions. Hey, that guy just grew a tail! Or not. Hmmm!
i'd only watch it if instead they convinced her that she was an alien
>>215083287They fuck her and she lays eggs all over
>>215082705>if you don't want immigrants you are le hecking crazy like this guy
>>215083133I bet his penis is SMALL too!