>>215083215
The first one was too funny as fuck tbqhwy. Guy wrote a book called "Modern Romance" and was trying to style himself as a relationship guru, and then got outed as just another creepy Indian guy whose response to a chick's unwillingness to fuck him was to offer her more alcohol.

Shilling for a corrupt regime is something you have a problem with now, is it, Jimmy?

>>215083215
Jimmy's son has HIV in hell.

>>215083215
The Claw.

>>215083215
Tell me about The Claw.

>I NEED MONEY, JIMMY.
>BITCHES KNOW ABOUT THE CLAW NOW, IF I DON'T HAVE MONEY I'M NOT GETTING LAID

Sounds like several comedians were there, are they gonna get shit from likes of kimmel

>>215083215
How good was the paycheck to be worth all this negative press?

>>215083378
Saudi Arabia is heavily involved in the BRICS project, so it's imperative to get people thinking of them as villains.

>>215083215
Wow, a faggy, unfunny comedian that should hve stayed cancelled and Aziz Ansari

>>215083215

So out of all the "white" liberal comedians that went there and were usually vocal about how liberal they are they found this no-career twerp to bully over it now?!

>>215083215
Jeets shouldn't be in Hollywood

>>215083215
Kimmel says the same thing about his own government but he hasn't renounced his citizenship yet.

I'm so confused. Did the woke "left" look at the failure of the DNC and their approved Hollywood/New York stooges, then throw their lots in with the islamic "left"? USAID stopped paying so they're going for Arab oil sheikh money? What's going on.

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>>215083407
denounce the talmud, quran and vishnu.

if any of these comedians had any balls they wouldnt feel the need to apologize. yeah bro i took a dump truck full of money to tell some shit jokes and i'd do it again if they asked.

>>215083269
>whose response to a chick's unwillingness to fuck him was to offer her more alcohol.

That's how everyone does it though.
Without alcohol, humans would be extinct by now.

>>215083429
what the fuck are you saying

>>215083465
Well the issue is that almost all comedians these days are left wing grifters full time that can't stop virtue signaling and reaffirming how much of an ally they are to current thing.

>>215083269
But she blew him after the second drink so it worked. The funniest part of that is that they tried to avoid saying that the chick ended up fooling around with him anyway even after he did the weird claw shit.

>>215083378
Enough to not have to work ever again probably. The have endless money.

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the fuck is 'the claw'? that his dick or somethin? i googled it and all i got were a thousand articles about metoo and i ain't readin all that

>>215083862
Claw-shaped hand for fingerblasting.

>>215083545
I'm european, so socialists being muslim shills is old hat for me. What I find confusing is how so many Obama-era "liberals" suddenly pledged their allegiance to the Saudi's after a decade of being kike sycophants.

>>215083449
Kikes don't want anyone thinking about opposition to the Federal Reserve system, dumdum.

God loves you.

>>215083880
>aziz is chasing you around the apartment with the claw
i guess his tom haverford character wasn't an act lmao

>>215083215
boomer women are eating this up

>>215083215
I thought Leftists loved Muslims and hated Israel? What changed?

>>215083545
Leftists have been sucking Muslim cock since Oct 7. Now Muslims are bad again?

>>215083269
so he's basically his Parks & Rec character?

>>215084900
a lot of people in mockmumentaries just play flanderized versions of themselves

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>>215083429
They've always been in bed with Arab oil money. The Saudis fund both American parties.

>>215083215
>>cancelled
then why is he on Kimmy Jimmel? why is he getting millions to utter lines he stole from his betters in Ryadh?

>>215084944
My understanding of it was that the DNC was swindling the saudi's, not the other way around. Arab sheikhs pilfering the Dem's favoured weapon of the last ten years - talking heads on tv - can't be acceptable to them. They're going to collapse as an organisation at this rate.

>>215084861
israel and saudis are friends

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DOT

>>215083215
If Kimmel didn't give us Scarlett and the other stars humping i would be done with him. He is a just as crass and mean spirited as stern but palatable enough for mainstream usa. Still, the trump overreacted with the censorship.

>>215083407
I can smell foreskin breath emanating from this post

>>215083414
He was just stupid enough to walk into a trap thinking it would just be a normal talk show interview

>both pretend to be comedians (theyre not funny)
>one "comedian" asks the other why they do gay comedy in [politics politics politics politcs]
It's all so tiresome

>>215085051
Negative IQ

>usa
>supports genocide
>supports saudis
>fist-bumps MSB
>h-how can you perform for the people under a dictatorship!?
I'd just ask how Kimmel can perform with everything Trump is doing.

>>215083215
I don't really get the critique of the festival from lefties. If your goal is to make Saudi Arabia more western why would you encourage isolating westerners from it? Yeah they're not going to go over there and take a shit on a country but you're slowly moving towards westernization anyway. It's a chicken egg situation.

>>215085882
It's a jew push as people are not hating arabs as much in lieu of Israel.

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>>215085882
this tbqh famm

>>215085882
nobody gives a fuck about making saudi arabia more western
nobody is delusional enough to think saudi arabia paying a bunch of famous american comedians to do a show will make saudi arabia less of an oppressive theocratic monarchy
the only people who pretend to believe this stuff are centrist democrat politicians who just want oil money. No actual lefties believe this

>>215085962
Israel and Saudis are close allies

>>215085882
The gayops have been going on so long that people have forgotten why they gayop lmao

>>215083269
The hilarious part is it worked.
He got a blowjob out of that extra glass of wine.

But then when she decided to spill the details of their crappy date, everyone sided with the jeet

>>215083407
>Saudi Arabia
They are villains. They're a slave nation.

>>215083215
That's like saying you can't perform in the US because the government there is doing horrible things.

>>215086245
do you actually believe this would have no effect on people?
this is like believing that media has no effect on people, i guess you let your kids just watch and read whatever?

>>215086043
Donating a tiny fraction. It's funny how the people they invited included a dyke, a dude whose father they killed, a fuck the rich guy, and an I don't sell out for money guy. It's as if they were purposely chosen as a humiliation ritual.

>>215083215
>isn't obama great, jimmy?
>yeah, i love obama.
>obama killed american citizens with drone strikes, jimmy. why do you love such a piece of shit?

>>215085882
>If your goal is to make Saudi Arabia more western
That's not the goal at all. Actually lefties are most likely not critiqueing this at all, centrists are and they're doing it because they still have some nationalist memetics leftover which remind them that a bunch of fags running over to another country in order to get paid for shit-talking about their nations of origin is a bad thing, regardless of the ideals of "spreading democracy" which isn't what's happening here.

>>215086429
do you actually believe that having comedians doing a show in person in saudi arabia is somehow different than people in saudi arabia watching comedians on youtube?
we tried this with china over the past few decades, and do you know what happened? China made some gestures toward westernization for a few years, and then was like "lol jk" and flipped back to authoritarianism and strong anti-west policy.

>>215086429
It wouldn't have a westernising effect on people.

A real comedian would say "fuck you, I got paid" and come on the show with a harem. Comedians being apologetic about performing there just shows how low the bar is for "comedians" right now.

>>215083291
of course, otherwise he would shill for trump

whats so bad about saudi arabia
surely all governments do bad things
no doubt america has done a higher quantity of bad things given its reach and influence

>>215083269
Nigga that's like everyone

>>215086245
Correct.

>>215086429
Yes, telling highly curated material, one time, to small group of people is not going to "westernize" them more. You sound as ignorant as Burr, who thinks these people live in desert huts with no internet. All these people have internet, access to Western media, and have Western corporations in their country already. Osama Bin Laden was a gooner who watched Western porn. A stand-up show is not going to change how they treat women or their slaves.

He can always answer his calling and scam old people on facebook and over the phone.

>>215086609
and you can call the bad things out, that those countries did. you cant do the same in saudi arabia.

>>215083269
It was actually funny as fuck because a male feminist was being hated by his own movement for getting a consensual blowjob. I wonder if deep down he realized that feminism is a misandrist cult that will always hate him simply for being male.

>>215086691
Why should people be allowed to commit treason against their own countries? Nothing that the state ever does in the interest of continuing its function and existance as a state can justify private individuals betraying the nation and taking sides with its enemies. This is SIMPLE civics, we've known this for thousands of years.

>>215086572
>>215086579
>>215086647
you people are weak and ignorant and cowardly

>>215086768
>conflating criticism with treason
everyone needs to see that this is how you people think. you are literally a slave race born to serve masters and completely incompatible with western society

>>215086808
You don't have an argument, or a gun pointed at me. You lose.

>>215085882
You’re getting /pol/tarded replies. It’s a simple case of a lefties desire to improve material conditions being far less than their desire to scold and feel morally superior

>>215086821
how does bill burr doing a show in saudi arabia improve anyone's material conditions?

>>215086818
This is how EVERY surviving race thinks. The west will die if they do not recognise it, thanks to fifth collumn betrugers like you. The balance of power necessary for a non-globalist, non-imperialist and non-hegemonist future for the human race REQUIRES tribalist and nationalist obedience by all parties. If any one race falters, those that exploit them will grow fat and bulbous as a cancer, then spread their filth for all to suffer. You betray not only your own people, but the entire human species as well!

>>215086848
Because westernizing Saudi Arabia so that all the girls and lgbtqs have all their wittle rights and privileges is improvement in their eyes.

>>215086884
How do I fastforward 100 years to when all the retards like you are dead

>>215086902
how does bill burr doing a show in saudi arabia westernize it?

>>215086919
they usually throw faggots off buildings not pay them a million dollars to tell jokes

>>215086276
Not lately.

>>215086969
Sharia doesn't apply to tourists. No one cares if the clowns they invited are fags. Just like no one would give a shit in America about Africans killing each other. The jokes themselves are pre-approved and do not go against any of their beliefs.

>>215086820
you just don’t accept the argument because you’re weak
let me show your kid trans cartoons, see how much you agree with me then

>>215087349
The Saudis aren't letting the comedians show their kids trans cartoons.

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>>215083215
>Grace called the move “the claw.” Ansari also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night

>>215083269
>was to offer her more alcohol.
thats what most males do their their wives, gf's, potential lovers and so on. its the classic move but nowadays thats rape i guess.

>>215085962
>It's jewish to hate a bunch of psychopathic, low-IQ "humans" with one of the worst, violent "cultures" in existence.
Do you guys think people will stop hating objectively bad shit that has no value to humanity whatsoever just because you invoke jews, and say how it's something they want you to do?

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>>215083215
>Get's rating boost after Trump calls him out
>Rating plummet after a day or two
LOL
LMAO

>>215087453
They should. It's more important to defeat my enemy than to dwell on pointless things like hating this or that thing that's not related to anything important, such as the defeat of my enemy.

>>215087453
Who controls the media?

Goldstein and Eurasia are at our gates and you're posting about how much you hate our greatest allies, Eastasia? Brother I'm going to have to tell them all about you, it's for your own good.

>>215083215
>>215083269
I like how he didn't really do anything wrong and people were just like
>well he's a smelly annoying creepy indian so fuck him
same thing with John Landis's kid
>he had consensual anal sex, well he's annoying and jewish

>>215087394
>Ansari also physically pulled her hand towards his penis multiple times throughout the night
As opposed to mentally pulling her hand?

>>215087934
As it should be. Some deserve to do things. Others deserve scorn. Nature dictates the truth.

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>>215087934
Max Landis being canceled and buried is the best thing and the only good thing to happen in the last 15 whatever years.

>>215083378
Depends who you're talking about.
Aziz Ansari, probably not that much as he hasn't been relevant for a while. Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle? Probably 1 or 2 million.

>>215087985
Oh yeah because having the same religion and similar genes means there's no competition for who gets to hold dominion over the world economy.

>>215083862
Aziz's fingering technique.

>>215088039
fucking retard
they already control the petro dollar

>>215085340
>Still, the trump overreacted with the censorship
Being the boomer he is Trump still can't _quite_ resist the idea that late night TV is still as relevant as it was 40 years ago.

>>215087985
>how do semitic arabs who worship the same god as kikes (Baal) oppose the federal reserve in any capacity ?
Saudi Arabia is forming the petroyuan with China.

>>215088032
>he hasn't been relevant for a while
He's got his own movie coming out in a month or so. I just don't understand why these comedians would do this when they can make money in so many other ways and not have everyone be angry at them.

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>>215083215
haha weird how jimmy kimmel opposes zion don but not for supporting the gazan genocide

>>215088319
>pic
I'm sure he's just doing the typical jewish lying tricks by saying that.

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>>215083215
why do poos even bother

you don't debate Nazis, you punch them in the face

The Saudis are friends of the West. I think we can move on from the fake hysteria.
>9/11
The royals weren't the ones that did it. That's like blaming the American government for Christchurch.

>>215088319
You do know whose peace plan is being negotiated on at this very moment, right?

>>215088232
Because they're greedy and don't really have the principles that they virtue signal about having. They take money and suck any cock that comes their way if it has some gold plating on it. That movie he's in has stinker written all over it so I doubt he's going to be making bank from being in it.

didn't Johnny Carson used to have a strict no politics rule?

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