WHAT NOW BITCHWHAT NOW PUTAINE SALOPEHUH? HUH?
>>215083273not my problem
>>215083273He's done this before, he will gain it all back. Also reminder that the French chick never calls him fat in the interview and would probably have a more creative retort.
>>215083273why didn't he lift?
>>215083325He's lifted many a footlong throughout his career
>>215083309Bros...
I mean, come on. The guy have had a rough life in the spot light. Remember when his texts leaked that showed how insecure he was about his girlfriends photos? Or the like ten times interviewers made him look like a loser. Or his later stuff that bombed really hard, like the movie where they used cgi because some black chick didnt want to kiss him? He used to be a fat jewish loser. Now he is skinny do one up :^)
>>215083273Jonah Hill is completely unrecognisable to literally everyone
>>215083273wow everyone is losing weight nowwonder how that is possiblecaptcha ozempic
>beard will make people think I have a jawline
Doesn't Ozempic1) makes your organs more fucked up than HGH2) actually threatens people who actually need insulin because your lard ass does not have basic impulse control?
>>215083419Is the era of "fat acceptance" over?
>>215083308now that Ozempic is a thing he will stay thin forever until he dies (in ten years or less)
>>215083442Yes but fat people will do anything but move more and eat less
>THATS VAGTASTIC
>>215083273the man with no identity
>>215083309MORE TIME
Millennials are so old
>>215083273>loses the weight>dresses like a 50 year old lesboi miss fat jonah
>>215083309it's over.
>>215083619
>>215083273he's unrecognizable because he's dressed like a fucking tranny
>>215083273looks like a gta 4 character now
>>215083273>Jonah Hill>Kristen Wiig>their highly anticipated film>directed and written by Jonah Hill
>>215083273>this will make people think that i'm a serious ac-ACK
>>215083273he desperately needs a stylistnigga is dressed like a gay cowboy from new york
>>215083273He lost all the weight but he didn't lift. Now he just looks like a lesbian
how the fuck Ozempic actually work? can you really gorge yourself like a pig and still become thin?
>>215083442it only damages your organs if you lose weight too quickly which is still preferable and better for your long term health than being a gigantic fatass, there are trade offs, the ideal would be to lose the weight gradually but that requires discipline and that ain't happening so losing thew weight quickly thanks to a drug is still betteri don't know why people are complaining about fewer fat people, i say get them all ozempic so we can be rid of fatties for good
now he just looks like some effeminate hippy artist
>>215083273His body looks bad but his face and hair are good
>>215083905Ozempic removes your appetite and "food noise". People are not gorging themselves, they aren't eating for days at a time. And yes its just CICO but the drug gives you the willpower to do it.
>>215083964that's not his real hair
>>215083905no, you will puke. ozempig mimics the hormone of being stuffed with food>>215083925the damage mainly comes from cells expecting a huge influx of nutrition but never getting it, so they burn up their reserves. like you say, it's gotta be done gradually
>>215083905No, I think it makes you feel full after only eating a little bit of food.
>>215083273He's still fat as fuck. I can recognize a fatass in disguise especially one in such a shit one. Fat ass.
Is that a wig? And why doesn't the dumbass shave that ridiculous beard
>>215084019the norwood reaper...
>>215083982but I thought cico was a myth made up by fatphobes and actually weightloss is magic, so ozemic is dark magic (satanic)
How can a man who is as wealthy (presumably) as Jonah Hill still be such a fucking loser? I wouldn't want to trade places with him.
>>215084019
>>215083852He kinda started it. He insulted her a little bit, he was a little out of order himself.
>>215083852even in print, he's such a beta bitch
this is how I will remember him
>>215084025He still probably has loose skin. If you are chubby as a kid, and you lose weight while you're young, the skin can sometimes snap back and look okay. But if you are really fat, and lose weight later in life, you end up with stretch marks, or even worse, loose folds of skin that just hang from your body. The only way to get rid of that is have a surgeon cut the folds off, but your body will neve look right naked.
>>215083982well now it makes me want to force those people to try to gain weight while they feel like that so they know how shitty it feels, i've never had any sympathy for being a stickcel
>>215084059>>215084019>SHIP. THE DAMN. SODA
>>215084072i prefer phony surfer jonah
sorry for the slop
In my country no one knows who this is
>>215084149>AI made him fatMORE TIME
>>215083309bit antisemitic
>>215083905It's a GLP-1 suppressant that slows down the rate at which food moves through your intestines, ergo you feel full faster and for longerIt basically has next to no negative effects on it's own, it's just a diabetes treatment that happens to function as an effective appetite suppresant
>>215084090>He still probably has loose skin.
>>215084197jesus fucking christ how horrifying
>>215084197sick tats jonah! love the bart skull!
>>215083273>He's not fat anymore>Quick! Say something about his hair!
>>215083273Another gaunt aids lesbian joining the pedowood skeleton crew
>>215083273you can see all the loose skin under that shirt
>>215083273Is he playing a gay cowboy?
>>215083442no one cares about #2, we live in a selfish, globohomo world#1 will only matter once someone important dies from it, but big pharma just pulled off the scam of the millennium with a novel, untested mRNA vaccine, and they'll just cover up any deathsself respect and self restraint are blase and old fashioned
>>215083309even middle age ladies are roasting him...
Ozempic has completely destroyed "body positivity" as a movement, as it proves that all fatties are indeed just fat because they refuse to put the fork down.As soon as they stop stuffing their faces they drop weight like a fucking professional boxer trying to cut.
>>215083442It permanently fucks with your bones apparently. It’s one of those side affects that’s never really discussed
>>215083442On a societal level anything is better than a 70% obesity rate lol
>>215083273Why the fuck does he look like a Zoolander character now
everyone seems to focus on the weight loss and not that fucking get-up fucken 'ell>kristen wiigoh cmon now
>>215084829He's in costume...
>>215084072He had some good memes. Should have embraced them instead of being salty 24/7 about being a fat comedian/actor.
>>215084072The tragedy of this picture is that this is the best he has ever looked, and will every look. The best picture ever taken of him. And his cup had to break :(
he won
>>215084851That's a edit, anon.
god.. i hope i'm not like that when i'm 40, talk about a middle age crisis
>>215084873that edit is what most people have seen, meme dictates reality now
speaking of weight loss Artemis from Always Sunny now mogs Dee into the stratosphere
>>215084873Dont ever correct me in public again
>>215085000Well then don't ever be wrong in public again
Whatever happened to just using ephedrine and caffeine?
>>215083273Jonah is based
>>215084197he has money, cant he get that fixed
Imagine going from Socrates to Brüno
>>215083925Both "dirtbag" leftists and the chud-right view obesity as a moral failing and they're pissed that we discovered a technical solution to what they view as a moral problem. To them it's a type error.
>>215083442Doesn't really threaten them anymore, it's become its own separate market. Also diabetics deserve mockery just like fatties.
>Wow Jonah, if you had lost the weight years ago I still wouldn't have let you stay in the room with DiCaprio and Pitt
>>215084094>SODATiVo.
>>215084998Damn would lick that bleached Greek asshole
>>215083442>Doesn't Ozempic>impulse control?Saaars we benchods on bobs vagene tonight
>>215085100Not only is it a moral failing, it made it very easy to spot the people who don't deserve any respect. At least they're still getting tattoos.
>>215083273Third time’s the charm
>>215084069it was a funny exchange, fat boy couldn't handle the bants. many such cases
Jonah would be a compelling movie character, a fat Jewish theater kid trying to become an actor in order to escape being a fat Jewish theater kid, trying to become different people in the process but failing cause everyone can sniff out the perpetual fat Jewish theater kid. Would be a decent meta-type black comedy.
>>215085307Life is a meta black comedy
>>215083273Ellen trying to make a comeback I see.
>>215083442The most common side effect of ozempic is a moderately severe digestive condition that occurs .01% of the time. It is much worse for your health to be fat than to risk glp1 inhibitor side effects. Also, regular insulin still exists. Nobody NEEDS Ozempic, it was just approved for diabetes before it was approved for weight loss. The people who bitched about this were complaining because they became used to "unlimited" cheap glp-1s and now demand has risen to meet supply. Most of the bitching about these drugs is from people who don't need them seething that the fatasses are taking a "shortcut," even though we are all better off for it.
>>215085307who plays him?
>>215083442nothing is worse for you than being fat
>>215083309Kek based
>>215085471Jesse Eisenberg
>>215085471Jonah Hill
>>215083686Right is more attractive then leftThat sexual round tummy hnng
>>215083309Jonahkings it's truly over. We can never win.....
>>215083442What's up with rightoids (it's always rightoids for some reason) having this bizarre need for Ozempic to be bad for some reason? Like they don't simply think it's bad, they invent new reasons it HAS to be bad when the old ones turn out to be false. What a weird mindset to have.
>>215083442nothing ozempic does to your organs is worse than what being obese does to your organs
>>215085573Negative-sum mindset. It's not always rightoids—a lot of anti-capitalist leftoids also insist ozempic is evil because (((big pharma))) made it.
>>215083273Bro is dressed like a Xavier Renegade Angel character.
>>215083273He’s recognisable. I’d know that desperation anywhere
He would have been fine if he didn't get fat as shit after 22 jump street where his weight loss was a plot point
>>215083309Jonahcuckolds....
he'll gain it back again like the last time or even times
>>215085087who will he channel next?
He's not really a good actor, but he's not particularly bad either. I think to most people he will always be the fat kid from Superbad. He should just be happy to have had the chance to rub up against some all time greats in his own time and spare us this pathetic identity crisis bullshit.
>>215084197Nice tits grandma
>>215083309>once funny
>>215083309oh no no no no no no
>>215084019>dr hill and mr feldstein
>>215083325Yeah those arms are a disgrace
>>215083309Why can't he win? Why can't God give him just one win?
>>215083925>>215085573>>215085694your opinion on finasteride?
>>215083273He looks worse how is this possible
What's his best role?
>>215083273Looks like a gay fashion designer from Paris
>>215083273He looks like a faggot.
>>215083686She needs a train to Treblinka.
>>215083309Women being brutally cruel and evil and rubbing their pussies as they do it is absolutely my fetish.You just know Gwyn fucking squirted after that post.
>>215084023>the damage mainly comes from cells expecting a huge influx of nutrition but never getting it, so they burn up their reserves. like you say, it's gotta be done graduallyinteresting, what if you took multivitamin pills and such before injection? or does the cells expect calories too?
it's insane with one joke from a pretty french girl did to the psyche of this man
>>215083852>but the reality is that we are not friendskek
>>215087455baldness is a legit disability and if finn works for you then it is worth the potential risks (to be fair permanent ED is also a disability but that affects like 1% of all finn users)if i was going bald i'd start taking finn immediately
>>215083273Does he allow his woman to talk to other men now?
>>215087667Honestly they should come up with a way to permanently graft a hair piece to a person's head. That solves all this mumbo jumbo about follicles and limp dicks and whatnot. Either grow an entire organic scalp in a vat and just transplant it or have it be a synthetic hair piece that is permanently grafted on.Everything short of that is fucking up a person's system. Plus there's no way hair will grow back once people get smooth-headed bald with no follicles existing at all. Any kind of snake oil solution or hormones or whatnot is pure cope.
>>215087667>baldness is a legit disability and if finn works for you then it is worth the potential risksactual integrity, i'm shocked>(to be fair permanent ED is also a disability but that affects like 1% of all finn users)oh no, it's retarded>>215087726x2
Jonah's new obsession is cults, so he's Jared Leto-maxing. Remember when he got all these tattoos when he said he was into surfing? Same deal
>>215087455I'm >>215085694 and I don't know anything about finasteride.
>>215083309>women can't be funn-
>>215084197he looks like a female to male tranny
Wow that's crazy that he struggled with weight loss for decades and then ozempic came out and suddenly he lost a lot of weight
>somehow still has the head of a fatsoKEK
>>215083442Hgh doesn't really damage your organs if you're low dosing to just fight off aging/keep bone mass (but anything encouraging growth/repair is inherently going to up the risk of cancer significantly)
>>215083925If you're 600lbs, the trade-off is almost always "worth it", in that just being that fat is continuously damaging your organs. At like 300lbs (as a normal sized man) you're better off just dieting
>>215084019Jonah looking very semitic here god damn.
>>215083325The fat brother from 'My Name is Earl' did.
>>215084851That's not the cup falling, it's him demonstrating his newly emerging latent telekinetic powers
>>215084998She was unironically better fat, le thick memes aside, now that she's thin I realised she literally has the skull of a balding man. She needs the fat to balance it out (plus she actually genuinely did have good distribution of the fat)
>>215083273More like Jonah Wiig and Kristen Over-the-Hill
>>215083273>fake hairOh no no no
>>215083273He was fat, people made fun of him. He loses the weight and improves health people still make fun! Wtf is wrong with people, leave the poor guy alone
>>215088273He should accept that he's a goober and lean into it.Instead he's trying to desperately reinvent himself every other week. It's shows crippling insecurity and lack of follow-through.
>>215083273>wears a camo shirt to cover up his excessive skin Lmao
>>215083273He spent the last 20 years of his life getting away from Superbad. At least he isn't trooning out.
>>215087667> baldness is a legit disabilityLmao no its not you vain retard get a grip. By that measure any ‘ugly’ feature is a disability and it’s a human rights violation everyone isnt bogged
Ornella won again...
>>215083273Why is he wearing grandma glasses and that faggy shirt?
he looks like shit at every size, incredible
The everlasting feltening.
>>215083373>tate10YJK is a fucking Indian behind that account
probably healthier than whan he was a fatfuck, but now he looks like a skinnyfat piece of shit, needs to fill out his frame and loose skin by lifting
>>215083373The casual cruelty that many people hold in their heart is always surprising to me. I dont fuck with Jonah Hill but damn they have malevolence in their heart. He is a jew nepo baby so maybe he deserves it
>>215084998>nowShe always did. Fat or not, Artemis has raw sex appeal. You can just tell she's a good time.
>>215084019Freudmaxxing
>>215084072It's what he would've wanted
>>215084255Jesus. I didn't even pay attention to the actual tats. How horrifying,>>215084197His tats genuinely look like some college art students designing the tattoos they think a punk skateboarder would have
>>215083273Why does he looks like someone's grandma?
>>215083273Imagine to born rich and with connections to do whatever you want but still being clinically insecure
>>215088409>Lmao no its notI agree>it’s a human rights violation everyone isnt boggedThe only problem with bogging is the end result looks terrible. If we could make magically every person into a 10/10 it'd be great and we should. Being ugly is a curse that no one should just have to live with.
>>215083273HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUCCCXXKKK JONAH BROS WE JONAHINGGGGGG GET HILLED!!!
>>215087853that's okunless don't want to be bald and have the genes for it>>215088702the old adage about money not solving your problems is completely true
>>215088538The "casual cruelty" comes from the fact Jonah is attempting to pass himself off as cool, which he inherently is not.So by forcing himself onto everyone periodically where we're supposed to be impressed by whatever personality he has this week, he is a valid target for ridicule.He can easily take his money and live a honest life. He has a wife and kid now too. Instead he's still chasing approval from total strangers. Not to mention he's entirely insincere in every single variation of himself he presents. I've never seen a celebrity more phony than him honestly.
>>215088903>money not solving your problemsDepends on the problem, it will solve a lot of them, but not all of them.
>>215083273if I were in his circle, I'd always have some ultra oily, thick burger, ultra bigass fries, and some milkshake or equivalent.I'd never eat them. But I'd put them all down upwind of him. Always. I'd probably need them on a 4 hour rotation so it's always fresh or something.
>>215088930i meant the underlying ones, the ones which will keep you unhappy, no matter your house, spouse or bank accountelse, how could you explain happy poor people
what happened to his methuselah look
>>215088982>i meant the underlying onesYeah, we can't really fix mental health issues with money yet.>how could you explain happy poor peopleIgnorance"giving education to the labouring classes of the poor, it would, in effect, be found to be prejudicial to their morals and happiness; it would teach them to despise their lot in life, instead of making them good servants in agriculture, and other laborious employments to which their rank in society had destined them; instead of teaching then subordination, it would render them factious and refractory, as was evident the in the manufacturing counties it would enable them to read seditious pamphlets, vicious books, and publications against Christianity; it would render them insolent to their superiors" - Davies Giddy
>>215087455don't like it because it's just wasting effort on an appearance arms race that will leave the same people on top and bottom in the endweight loss shit makes unhealthy people healthy
>>215088169Does she play his mom?
>>215083309he just can't win...
>>215089025that quote comes from a far too simplistic worldview, for my tastethere are insecure poor people, same as ones that simply accept who they are and are able to live with it, happilysame goes for every classbreaking the human condition down to just wealth and education always seemed misguided to me, it's a big part but it doesn't hit the core of the issue>>215089135there we goyeah, all those peeps on ozempic just want to be healthysurestill, two out of three is far better than i expected
>>215083309MORETI-
>>215087609Indian post
>>215085861This is his best look.
What is this character he is playing?
>>215083273he should have stayed fat and been a funny man for his entire career, he would have done great, instead his stupid hollywood friends told him to do a bunch of stupid shit to his body
>>215083273Has a lot of potential to look good. But his fashion sense completely dogs on it.
>>215091206He's dressed for his role, anon
>>215084069idk man if you flip genders and it was a male reporter saying he knew she was the girl of his dreams when he saw her get sodomized by the devil I don't think it would go over well either.His joke back was pretty tasteless, but she doubled down after.Kinda sad he didn't have another comeback though considering but maybe he is more of an actor than an actual comedian
>>215083273Who tf is Jonah Hill?
>>215085071something something cheap jew something punchline lol bottom text
>>215085146She's Persian. >>215084197>dress for the job you want, not the job you haveWhat profession is on display here?
>>215089796most ugly signals aren't very good health markers by the time you can do anything about them, but being fat is very unhealthy and also very ugly, the fact they're improoving for the wrong reasons doesn't stop it being an improovementblah blah why do i care? i live in a country with universal healthcare and obesity costs a fuck ton to support
>>215092073>most ugly signals aren't very good health markersCope.
>>215083442Yes but dying a slow painful death in 20+ years isn't as important as losing 15 lbs now
>>215083446It is funny that the strongest and most vocal "fat acceptance" advocates were the first in line for ozempic
>>215092743try finishing reading a sentence, NIGGER
>>215087617GLP-1 tends to upregulate high energy processes in cells, so more amino acids would be needed for instance. this is the opposite of what you would want if you were essentially fasting (which a lot of people do on these drugs). under normal conditions when you don't eat, tissues will get the signal to go into a protein-sparing mode to preserve themselves, but GLP-1 tells them to do the opposite.
>>215083309this can't be...
>>215083442Anyone trying to defend Ozempic is a pharma shill. It has many problems and most people will come to regret it over the next decade. This will be one of those drugs that everyone pretends they were against in retrospect.
>>215093372so could people avoid some of these side effects by just chugging some 0 cal protein drinks or some shit a couple times a day?
>>215083852French are bonafide retarded. Always thinking their shit don’t stink. But all that perfume doesn’t stop them from stinking, because they never seem to have baths.
>>215085573What's up with leftoids (it's always leftoids for some reason) having this bizarre need to defend multi billion dollar corps that have been wrong endlessly? What a weird mindset to have.
>>215094072Yes, however, ironically, making yourself eat healthily with no appetite takes willpower, which these people are known not to have.
>>215088927seething brown hamds typed this post
>>215083419I lost 60 lbs in 6 months from dieting and hitting the treadmill.This ozempic thing seems like cheating but all power to anyone it helps.
>>215083852>i heard you get sodomized quite oftenwow i wonder why she might have been a little rude to him
>Time is almost up, so I ask some fact-checking questions. I'd noticed on Hill's imdb.com page that he was born Jonah Hill Feldstein, and his parents and brother still go by the family name. So I ask why and when he dropped his original surname. This is when everything goes weird and his palpable self-control breaks down. For a full 15 seconds Hill is silent aside from his breathing: it's so heavy, I think at first he's having an asthma attack. Eventually, he laughs ruefully to himself.>Is this a difficult question?>"Can we just not?" he whispers.>I didn't realise this would be awkward.>"Just … don't," he hisses.what an odd duck.
>>215094072i don't know if anyone figured out the specific details, but definitely you want as high a quality of diet as you can get. lots of animal protein would be included.
>>215084072>>215084149Why did AI make grandma wear shades?
>>215083273>>215083765Oh my god, OH MY GOD. He’s becoming Ornella!
>>215088538>casual cruelty
>>215084152>in Germany we don't do this
