Welcome back to MXC: Celebrity Penitentiary Edition, where washed-up stars trade red carpets for cell blocks in the ultimate game of "Survive or Snitch"! Today's challenger: Sean "P Diddy" Combs, the once-king of hip-hop house parties, now facing down the brutal Gauntlet of Guilty Pleas. Will he party like it's 1999, or cry like it's 2025? Let's find out!