No piece of media released since 2014 has ever made me do a pic related. It's usually me, on the floor, rolling over and over, saying "this is r*ddit, this is memes. This is r*ddit, this is memes" over and over and dinging a bell to make the pain go away. I have stopped marathoning movies and am *humbly* asking you to recommend something that makes me do a pic related at least four (fünf) times during the marathon.Protip: You can't.Don't worry, I'll wait.P.S. The last thing that I watched that made me do the kino salute was that guy-plays-chess-with-death kinögrafié.
The joker. But you have to be based to get it (aka either over 30 or under 13)
>>215085407Is it possible to ever go back?
>>215085407>>215085668ummmnothing's changedyou just grew up
>>215085568It was so morose.>>215085955I was 11 then and 22 now. I am the same person.
This one did it for me
And this
This too
>>215086412>>215086390>movies for kids
>>215085407If you ever shouted movie at a movie you’re just retarded
BR2049, Alita and DnD Honor among thieves made me say kino.>>215086390Overrated artsy trash
show Mrs Davis, two moments made me do this
>>215087764>BR2049 Alita and DnD Honor among thievesMan standing up from couch screaming SLOP.png
>>215085407>I have stopped marathoning movies and am *humbly* asking you to recommend something that makes me do a pic relatedBlackhatBone TomahawkBrawl in Cell Block 99FerrariFuriosaGreen Room
>>215085407Corporate over-consolidation starting in the 90s under Clinton, over-optimization, out of control managers averse to risk and only thinking to the next quarter. We need smaller studios that will be forced to take risks and try new properties. Instead we get Spiderman 12.
It's true. Even something in the last 10 years I kind of like still never gives the OP pic feels.
>>215087977You're depressed.
>>215087945What about Obama's propaganda ministry?
>>215087997Naw. I've watched plenty of older films and gotten that kino feel. New films just aint it
>>215088186Doing it wrong. Watching them with nostalgia bias.
>>215088227They were made before I was born. You post only in NPC tier lines.
>>215088265I didn't say you've watched them before or any such thing. Your issue is wanting approval from some father figure and therefore you repeat the retarded nostalgia crap geriatrics spout.
>>215085407Upgrade had me stand up and say “fuck yeah” once while watching.
>>215088312more NPC tier thoughts to justify you never watching anything old. yawn
>>215088357>muh NPC That's literally you falling for boomer brainrot. >to justify you never watching anything oldWhere are you even getting this nonsense from? Git gud, you fucking pedestrian.
>>215088312>>215088227>>215087997>>215088397Wash your penis bucko
>>215088397You just want to believe you are in the "golden age" of your interest because that makes what you consume seem more important and exciting.
>>215088425Never said it's a golden age. You're the one pretending it's a dark age because you crave that daddy shit.
>>215085407
vicariously living through this catfight
>>215085407For me, it was Upgrade.
>>215088508>viciously e-raping the daddy issues e-boi toy so (s)he can achieve catharsis and finally enjoy modern movies
>>215088414Will do. With OP's saliva.
>>215085407I enjoyed Undone, The OA, and Pantheon but I mostly agree.
>>215088643I am OP, you are replying to me. I refuse.>>215088664Haven't seen any of those
>>215088678Oh, well I apologize in advance when you're done with them and back to your present situation.
This type of thread will only ever be taken seriously if OP actually offers his perspective on what he considers kino.
>>215088689Torrenting it right now.>>215088697I put it in the OP.
>>215088697They did, Bergman. Read better.
>>215088723>>215088729>one flickWowie. Stunning and brave.
2017
>>215088729>Theykys>>215088565>>215088327I marathoned this and it was a somewhat-enjoyable sci-fi flick. Big on the söy factor.>>215087945If youtube couldn't change it, then nothing can.>>215087871Blackhat is cool. Chink woman is not believable.The rest I haven't peeped.
>>215087738I want to watch something that makes me feel retarded.>>215088735Here's another, then: I really can't think of another save the first Wimpy Kid movie. I'd really like to name four (fünf) more but I just can't think of any.>>215088755>Good Time>actually not a good time
>>215085407Mad Max: Fury Road is a nearly perfect movie and it came out in 2015.
>>215088783>kysWhy? Not kidding, though I am trying to update my theory of mind to include retards prone to angry outbursts. Elucidate me.
I actually enjoy the new Planet of the Apes movies APES TOGETHER STRONG but I don't consider them great or even watchable.>>215088819When you don't know someone's gender (really, it doesn't matter), use HE/HIM not THEY/THEIR.>>215088807I marathoned the poster and a few seconds of a clip on youtube and decided it wasn't for me. I haven't seen the movie before this one either.
>>215085407The movie in 2014 was Night Crawler wasn't it. You should watch Velvet Buzzsaw from 2019, it's spiritual sequel and overall attack on modern Hollywood sensibilities. It's an amazing black comedy.
>>215088807I watched that and it was deservedly mediocre. Also the weird FPS thing be did wasn't a good choice. It made the movie worse
>>215087871Based Zahler enjoyer. Add Dragged Across Concrete too. My picks:Warfare LighthouseEdenMandyThe Banshees of InisherinDrukRiders of Justice The House That Jack BuiltHereditaryClimaxGood TimeNeon Demon
Maverick did it for me
>>215088807for me it is as well but it's suffered on re-watches
>>215088855>>2150888961917 is another nearly flawless movie and it came out on 2019.
>>215085407>I'm miserable and don't like anything cuz my virtue signaling has become my sole criteria for film. Entertain me!I'll pass, champ
>>215089003nah, that french scene was a little too long (in spite of the kino shots like the red flares). but otherwise yeah, it was VERY goodi liked netflix's all quiet on the western front. i watched it purely cuz i a saw a short of the scene with the french st. chamond tanks and decided to check the whole thing out. That being said, i'm surprised nobody's tried making a WW1 tank movie
Fury Road came out in 2015, Anon
>>215088807Even Furiosa was fucking kino compared to 99% of other modern movies.
>>215089071Don't say that, the troglodytes in here think is feminist propaganda...
>be OP>don't watch movies
>>215089159That's right. I watch videos. I PEER movies. Please reference the TV Terms Guide.>>215089118>>215089071All the Mad Max movies look really mad.>>215089141>>215089029You're the troglodyte here, newfag!
It's not the type of movie to make you pump your fists but Margin Call is one of the only true flawless movies ever made.>2011oops. I thought it came out later.
>>215089908Hey, I liked the part in which literally no one does any work at all. Except the indian guy and the austist.
>>215089047>that french scene was a little too longWhat French scene? The movie is pretty much non stop, in a good way.
>>215085407This music edit to the opening car chase scene from the movie Hidden (1987) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtoio7Ivhk
>>215089908Fun fact. The guy that directed Margin Call directed Kraven. Nobody ever said life wasn't random.
>>215090091Nigga probably put his name down a decade ago and it came up and he probably said "eh, whatever" and made some money.
>>215088934Good taste anon
