https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDfWMSNQEJc>In 12th century England, Saxons live under the crushing rule of Norman power. Among them is Robert of Locksley (Jack Patten), the son of a forester, whose life is shattered when his family is stripped of their ancestral home and his father is executed by the Sheriff of Nottingham (Sean Bean). Gifted with his father's longbow, Rob grows from grief into rebellion, his fate forever entwined with Marian (Lauren McQueen), a noblewoman torn between loyalty to her family and her love for him. As tensions rise, Rob gathers a band of outlaws around him -- men and women with little in common but their Saxon heritage and desire to fight tyranny. In Sherwood Forest, they wage war against corruption and injustice, drawing the ire of the Sheriff and the Duchess Eleanor of Aquitaine (Connie Nielsen). What begins as vengeance transforms into something far greater: the legend of Robin Hood, a symbol of defiance whose struggle will shape the fate of England itself.Expectations?
cautiously interested
>>215085958Would you let your bitch pluck your bowstring?
>>215085958random braziers everywhereat least it looks colorful
>>215085958I'm getting that excitement I felt when I saw the trailer season 1 of Arrow. I hope its not followed by the disappointment when I realized it was a trailer for capeshit.
boo, give us Ivanhoe and busty Jewess Rebecca
>>215086810With all these edgy Robin Hood remakes I'm being reminded of when Hollywood fucked up and made three modern day Sherlock Holmes shows. Just so creatively bankrupt that they're in debt. We are OWED kino.
the fuck is MGM+
>>215086880Robin Hood and Sherlock Holmes are basically timeless it's just the creators keep shoving in their modern agenda that nobody likes. Just play it straight and faithfully.
>>215085958>Sean BeanRIP sheriff of Nottingham
>>215086906>Modern agendaThe story of Robin Hood is about stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. That's wealth distribution.
>>215085958i just realized how retarded ubisoft has been for never making an AC game in that time period
Now we have mgm+ shills?this board is unreal.
>>215086961God I'd hate to be you, what a tedious existence
>>215085958>men and women with little in common but their Saxon heritagelol
>>215085958>woman pulling the stringlmao no way this wont be woke as fuck
>>215085958that chud from hollyoaks is in there kek
>>215086961Its about a band of merry rebels having a good time and playing pranks on the Sheriff. And maiden Meriam's tits.
>>215086810>the fox mask flipped up to form the hatKinda kino. Was this the live action remake?
>>215085958>Marion is the one tending the bow, Robin just stands there being useless>merry persons instead of merry men>Sean Bean looking tired>super bogged Connie NielsenDoesn't look good at all.
>>215085958A potential Fantastic 4 situation where the bogged face is too distracting
>>215086992Because I have media literacy? I can't wait till you find out what Fight Club is actually about.
>>215085958isn't this like the 5th attempt at a gritty, serious Robin Hood retelling? why do they keep trying this?
>>215087397it's public domain so literally any subhuman in the industry can take a crack at it
>>215087427And now with AI, literally ANY subhuman outside the industry can take a crack at it.
>>215087397Because Robin Hood can be done well but they use the freedom of the IP to try the director's own spin on things and inexplicably fuck up a classic story and folk hero
pros:hot maid Marian, Sean Bean keano, mostly white castcons:might be boring? token black character, probably shitload of historical inaccuraies
>>215087484You mean like the tv show Leverage?
>>215085958>MGM+who?
>>215085958this has mogged every robin hood adaptation for 30 years
>>215087239At what point do you look at yourself and say, okay, I can't look at myself on camera anymore?
>>215087495>token black character, probably shitload of historical inaccuraiesBecause what everyone wants from Robin Hood is a dry historical lecture.
>>215087664I'm guessing you never saw the Flynn movie.
>>215086961It's worse when you consider the true story behind Robin Hood and how it was basically was PR>>King Richard was the person who demanded the peasants be taxed into oblivion not the Sheriff or Prince John, to fund the Crusades. Prince John, ever the loyal brother, basically took all the blame for the taxes to ensure that his brother would not get the blame and create the illusion that Richard gave a shit about the poor (which he didn't)>>Sheriff of Nottingham and Robin Hood were BFFs that hated the nobility and basically robbed them and split the cash while pretending to hate each other for PR purposes>>When Richard returns briefly from the Crusades, the poor expected him to punish, kill or exile Prince John. Instead, he sacked the Sheriff of Nottingham and demanded that James INCREASE the already high taxes on the peasants and to start heavily taxing the nobles to keep paying for the Crusades before fucking off to the Crusades again... Where he promptly DIED
>>215088130there is no true story, Robin Hood is a fictional character...
OK, but where's the black folksoh there's one
>>215087643Amazon subsidiary.
Crowe Hood is a good film. I have never pretended otherwise and I'm not going to start now.
>>215086974Take your meds, schizo.
>Little John is blackThey just can't help themselves.
>>215088040My entire life I thought his name was Arrow Flynn
>>215088940>WHAT>OKAYYYY
The snap sound effect, the stock image type actor, the laughing extras in the background... I'd swear this was one of those hailuo images come to "life"I was expecting pepe to offer him a cigarWould've been a better show
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>>215088940There is going to be a joke about little john not being so little and it won't be about height.
>>215085958How stunning, brave and diverse is it?
>>215089359I audibly groaned. I want you to know that.
>>215087239Damn Denethor looks like THAT?
>>215085958ewww why is everyone white wheres morgan freeman
>>215086232no its retarded, archery is all about consistency and you can't get that shooting like that so it just tells me they didn't even research anything about archery and its going to be shlock
>>215088940Only one major role, so they don't even get diversity points for the casting. The producers just didn't want to be Twitter lectured.
>>215089553Oh no. They've lost the archery enthusiast audience. Which is you and -- well -- there's you.
>>215085958>rewriting a classic tale of class warfare to be about true amer-uh englishmenIt's all so tiresome
>>215085958Damn Connie Nielson looks bogged
god i don't fucking careenough with robin hood, he's just simply not that interesting
>>215088361I rewatched this on a Crowe binge during the lockdowns and it's nowhere near as bad as I remembered in theatres. Maybe the standard of movies has just gotten so low, but it was actually slightly above average. Like the definition of a 3 star movie.The BBC show and Prince of Thieves will always be the gold standard for live action
>>215089803Lame take. >>215087397Sherlock Holmes. King Arthur. Robin Hood.Every attempt to remake these three classics pushes them further into obscurity.
>>215089611I see they've gained the effeminate cuck audience though BAZINGA
>>215085958I wonder if this will get more seasons than that Robin Hood show they did a couple years ago with all niggers.
>>215089553It's just a poster.
>>215089931>>215086810This?
>>215085958>white person>white person>white person>white personNo whammies.. no whammies..>some sort of ape-man in the backgroundhmm
oh right robin hood is about a guy who "robs from the rich and gives to the poor" so it's going to be hypercontextualized into luigi commie nonsense and directionless psychopathy towards traditional cultural values and family structure rather than the corrects (((reasons))) for society's problems
>>215087193Is he not aiming it?
>>215090662It's a insanely bad one. I mean look at it lmao, all the hands and limbs are just randomly pasted on. It's just a collage of body part clipart loosely assembled in humanoid form. I'd pay like, a dollar to know the name of the person who did it. I bet the last name has more than three syllables.
>>215092883At this rate an AI slop poster would have been better than this shopped abomination
>>215086961No it's taxation = theft
>>215088130Reminder that the Crusaders were perfectly justified as a response to Islamic expansion and aggression.
>>215086974We've been found out!
>>215086970Too white.
>>215087014That's a Jute
>>215087032>There are no women in Sherwood Forest...
>>215085958Extremely surprised not to see any niggers, not even in the crowd scenes.
>>215086970The first AC is that time period.
>>215093800Crusaders and Muslims were equally skilled at slaughtering Christians
>>215085958um where are the bipocs and transfolx? where is the diversity?
>>215085958>MGM+What the fuck is this? I thought MGM was now owned by Amazon? They have their own separate streaming service? How many of these fucking things are there?
>>215085958Connie is looking pretty bogged. She was a beautiful woman, I'd bet she would've aged perfectly fine if she'd just left her face alone.
>>215085958what the fuck? why is he holding the bow and she pulling the string? is this ai?
>>215087032>MERRY MEN RISE UP
>>215085958>Eleanor of Aquitaine (Connie Nielsen).Orly
>>215085958>Nigger Little John Why did I knew from the start that he is the one who will be niggerified? Not watching This one decision killed my interest, would be on it otherwise
>>215094636They are terrified and only used the scenes without them in trailerThey still need to have themSaving them for later episodes is the new meta, this way they can claim they didn't want to spoil
>>215086232No. If her hand slips just a little she could put his eye out. This is some NCIS two nerds one keyboard shit. The people who thought of this never held, researched, or heard of archery.
>>215088361it was bit rushed in the second half but it was enjoyable just like that movie about Crowe in french wineyard
>>215096339>They still need to have themaye
>>215085958Medieval woman was akshually real Robin Hood but man stole all her achievements.Medieval women were archers with the English longbows.
Parody is still the best Robin Hood movie ever.
>trailer...starts...nowJUST PLAY THE DAMN TRAILER WE DON'T NEED SOME MINI-TRAILER BEFORE IT FUUUUCK!!!
>>215088940Annnnnnd dropped
>>215085958>back quiverand>>215087014thisit's already over
So only one characters was niggified? Am I getting this right? That's actually huge. 5 years ago everyone but the Sheriff would've been a minority
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