Colbert just got permanently pulled from the air. LMAO GET SHOT IN THE NECK FAGGOT!
>>215086393>TFW THEY REPORT THEIR CHILDREN TO THE PANSEXUAL GROOMING GROUNDS AT ONCE
BLOOMPPPFT
>>215086393He’s on vacation.
>>215086634cope.
>>215086393It's probably cheaper for CBS to pay him until the end of his contract, lay off everyone else and just show reruns until they figure out what to replace it with.
TWOSCOOPShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk
No one knows who that is.
>>215086393Donald Trump raped children but you hate the guy mocking the pedophile
>>215086393No he didn't
>>215087052>Donald Trump raped childrenI've seen lots of videos of Biden molesting little kids, but I haven't seen any videos of Trump molesting little kids. Got any of those?
>>215087084Biden's own daughter says she was molested by him in her diary
>>215086393Crazy how much /tv/ seethed about this guy for years and he ended up being right about everything
>>215087084do you have videos of epstein raping them? Did you need those before to believe it, or just until drognald drumpf was implicated?
>>215087114You should probably be looking for asylum in another country, because you are going to be rounded up and executed.
>>215087098No she didnt. She said she was probably too old to be taking showers with her dad. Nobody has ever accused Biden of anything. Trump has been accused by dozens of women, was found legally liable for rape, admitted to sexually assaulting women, and his own FBI and AG are currently running interference for him denying the existence of incriminating Epstein material despite both previously admitting to its existence. If you still support Trump you are simply a bad person and support the rape of children
>>215087129>do you have videos of epstein raping them? Did you need those before to believe it, or just until drognald drumpf was implicated?So, no videos of Trump molesting little kids?
>>215087084You wouldnt believe them even if you starred in them, chud
>>215087168Sorry but black daddies already invaded your country anon.
when the actual resistance starts I hope colbert is the first one beaten to death in the street
>>215087052Repost the same shit as often as you like, troon. We all know it isn't true.
>>215087084The mental gymnastics of Trump's dwindling supporters are disturbing
>>215087201Why wont he just release the epstein files then, anon? He either is a pedofile or is protecting them, pick your favorite
>>215087168>stop calling us nazis!!Trump really does embolden the worst of us
>>215087199The resistance to what? Republicans control literally everything
>>215087249Trump is a nazi, and he IS going to kill you and I will cheer it on .
Why don't conservatives want the Epstein files released anymore? It's all they cared about before the election
>>215087178>Nobody has ever accused Biden of anythingBullshit>Trump has been accused by dozens of womenBullshit>was found legally liable for rapeBullshit case, obviously politically motivated>admitted to sexually assaulting womenBullshit>his own FBI and AG are currently running interference for him denying the existence of incriminating Epstein material despite both previously admitting to its existenceBullshit>If you still support Trump you are simply a bad person and support the rape of childrenBullshit. Project harder, seethe, cope and dilate.
>>215087229He released 30,000 pages already. Those don't count?
Hey guys check out my Charlie Kirk impression!OUCH MY NECK LOL
>>215087052I don’t like Donald trump but I also don’t have a problem with ephebophilia
>>215087322ok where's the rest of it.
>>215087282Based
>>215086393>Colbert's face when I pull out my BWC
>>215087084>I've seen lots of videos of Biden molesting little kidsThen why wasnt he investigated for it? Why isn't Pam Bondi looking into all of Biden's molestations of children if she actually thinks he might have abused children?
>>215087298Why don't you just own up to being a piece of shit, anon? What are you scared of?
Before the election >inflation bad>pedophilia badAfter the election >inflation good>pedophilia goodWhat causes this behavior?
>>215087052Don't care if said children's parents are Democrat/Leftist.
>>215087360Blind loyalty
>>215087360Owning da libs
>>215087360These people will suffer, starve, and die as long as it also "owns the libs" at the same time. They are so delusional that they've self-destructed the country and they don't even care and in fact prefer it this way
>>215087334Now that Maxwell's SCOTUS appeal has been denied, presumably those pages held back while her legal procedures were ongoing will be released. Happy now?
What should CBS replace him with? I think the talk show format is dead and he should be replaced with made for tv detective movies. There could be a different one each night. The black detective on Mondays, the female detective on Tuesdays and so on.
>>215087408Ill be happy when the entire thing is released and every single abuser of children is arrested and prosecuted like Trump promised on the campaign trail
>>215087353>>215087360>>215087382>>215087391>>215087402Oh noes, the leddit faggot brigade is here!
It's crazy how so many people can still be proud about voting for Trump when he hasn't fulfilled any of his promises and instead just moved on to using the military against citizens for not liking him
>>215087434Anon you can be gay if you want but surely there's a nicer cock to suck than drumpfs wrinkled carrot?
When are grocery prices going to go down
>>215087438Almost as though the other side are ravening hyenas baying for their blood so they feel cornered into voting for the strong man figure regardless of his actual policies. For all your empathy liberals certainly have no theory of mind.
>>215087466When are my gas and grocery prices going down, fascist cuck?
>>215086692Get a barely 18 modestly dressed to repost tiktok videos and occasionally dance
>>215087464>waaaah i can't afford groceries you could afford to lose some weight fatty
>>215087433>Ill be happy when the entire thing is releasedIn reality, no you won't. You'll claim that this, that, and the other are still missing because whatever politician, billionaire, etc. you especially hate isn't included. You've built up the Epstein papers so much in your head that it's impossible you'll ever be satisfied.
>>215086393I have conservatives constantly lying about literally everything fatigue
>>215087454>Anon you can be gay if you want but surely there's a nicer cock to suck than drumpfs wrinkled carrot?
>>215087472Not American you laughable lunatic. Why don't you try calling me a snowflake as well?
>>215086393wasn't his show already cancelled?
The problem with these shows is that they're all filmed in NYC or LA where your live studio audience is by definition unemployed liberals who can come to a taping on a Wednesday afternoon.If you don't act like some communist piece of shit on a regular basis, your communist piece of shit audience will boo your jokes and you'll get heckled and won't be able to film your show. You have like a hundred faggots who have the time to physically show up to these things that ruin it for the entirety of America.
>>215087168>if you aren't a pedophile you must be an illegal immigrant How did Republicans get to this point?
>I have conservatives constantly lying about literally everything fatigue
>>215086393Replace late night talk show's with MST3K ?
215087052>if I keep telling the lies they'll eventually believe itNope
>>215087438>It's crazy how so many people can still be proud about voting for Trump when he hasn't fulfilled any of his promisesIf he hasn't fulfilled any of his promises, why are you still seething?>>215087454Do your butt buddies know you're a secret homophobe? Where's your tolerance and inclusivity? It's all performative for you, isn't it?
>>215087438>Using the Military against people who are currently doing everything they can to go against my democratically-elected vote/beliefsFTFY. I'm 100% okay with the military because brought upon subhumans who do things like trying to stop ICE from deporting some Brown person who shouldn't be here. That being because that's what I want, and what I voted for. They don't get to try to override that because they don't like it. They can fuck off, however. If they don't, I'm all-for the power of authority being brought upon them.
>>215087552CBS owns a million episodes of absolute bangers going back nearly a centuryLiterally all they have to do is play reruns of good shit, especially good shit that hard to find on DVD or torrents
>>215087531His contract wasn't renewed but it runs until May. CBS started showing reruns this week without scheduling any new shows. They do normally play reruns when he goes on vacation but they announce when he'll be back and he's never gone on vacation on early October before.
>>215087345>I've seen lots of videos of Biden molesting little kids>Then why wasnt he investigated for it?I assume the ruling class takes care of their own, but nonetheless, any videos of Trump molesting little kids, or just the dozen or so videos of Biden molesting little kids?
>>215087511You're wrong. Even his base is pissed because he isn't doing what he promised. And it doesn't matter who I think is or isnt on there, the fact he didn't release it, and still hasn't, is proof they're hiding something. There's 100% prominent democrats and republicans implicated in it. I don't care, I want criminals to face justice.
I don't understand why won't Kash Patel just release the epstein files?
>>215086393the background looks AI generated what the fuck
>>215087577So you ARE gay and sucking drumpf cock?
>>215087533Why don't they just film wherever the price is right films and stuff the audience with sailors and Marines?
>>215087464>>215087472Never. It's a global problem in all first-world countries, you stupid and disingenuous fucking faggot.
>>215087293Don't know about anyone else, but I never gave a shit. I don't give a fuck about some apparently raped kids I don't even know exist, nor that I'm not related to whatsoever. The only time I would ever invoke it is if it could potentially ruin the career/life of a Leftist/Democrat. What I care the most about is living around less violent, low-IQ Brown people who contribute nothing to humanity/society, less kowtowing and acknowledgement of the mentally-insane, and lower prices.
>>215087476Sounds interesting. What's it called?
>>215086393He’s rich I doubt he cares
>>215087646It wasn't a global problem when Biden was president, that's strange
>Trump outlasted Colbert
>>215087606>CBS started showing reruns this week without scheduling any new showsThe anon upthread is right: it's cheaper for CBS to pay off his contract and lay off staff than it is for them to take another ~$50 million loss by keeping him on through June. Them's the facts, everything else is just a sideshow.>>215087614Nope. True believers are never satisfied, and progressives will never admit they were wrong (and they'll immediately forget Epstein once they're back in power, just like they did under the Biden administration).
>>215087653Based. And you know Leftists and all the other losers who lost don't give a shit anyway. They're only pretending now because they lost, and NEED something to try to win against the Right. They said jackshit about, nor did anything with said Epstein stuff when they had power the last 4 years. Apparently, those raped children that they OH SO care about now didn't matter all that much then. It suddenly matters a ton now that they're being ass-raped, and now that the Right is in power.
>>215087596>CBS brings back Amos and Andykino
Only a handful of aging Gen Xers watches this guy.
>>215087632Doubling down on the homophobia? Better hope you don't get doxxed.>>215087696Inflation isn't an issue around the world? Interdasting. Interdasting.
>>215087052the imaginary crimes you pretend people are committing in your head are pretty disgusting anon. You should find better fantasies, or start living in the real world.
>>215087360>After the election>inflation good>pedophilia goodThe voices in your head probably told you that.
>>215087722They'd make more money showing reruns from all the old shows in paramount's catalog while endlessly shilling paramount's streaming service during the commercials than they would by keeping him on. And keep alternating the titles, so there's a week of westerns from the 60's, then cop shows from the 70's, etc.
>>215087760>Inflation isn't an issue around the world?you guys lied like fuck anyway, inflation when Biden was president was maybe 4% after the pandemic you made it sound like it was Argentina 50% inflation
>>215087760When was I homophobic? I said it's okay to be gay anon, feel pride in your desire to suck old man cock
>>215087868>I said it's okay to be gay anon, feel pride in your desire to suck old man cockYeah you probably did do that when you were 11. That's between you and your therapist though.
>>215087269>the bureacracy, media and judiciary aren't 99% dem and leftist??? Are you one of those retards who think these people are ethical, unbiased professionals? lol
>>215087760>better hope you don't get doxxedLove it when leftards act tough online hahahaha
>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.>"CITIZENS OF /TV/, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, ROLAND CRUMP, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM-->YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME.">The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!">The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!">The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.>"DAMN YOUUU, DONALD DUCK!...">Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus
>>215087520wtf I believe that diversity and open borders are our strength now
215086393>blue hairs to the left of me and.... noserings to the right>feminists, faggots, trannies too...a Jewish delight>we ain't messin' around....that's why your town is turning brown>Cuz we got...>TDS!!!!!!!!>I'm going insane!>TDS!!!!!!!!>It's infected my brain!>TDS!!!!!!!!>It's an overload!>TDS!!!!!!!!>WATCH ME EXPLOOOOODE!>TDS!!!!!!!!>TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!>TDS!!!!!!!!>TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP! >TDS!!!!!!!!>TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!>TDS!!!!!!!!>TRUMP!TRUMP!TRUMP!
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