ITT: post "oh yeah that happened" the movie
>>215086481What was the point of this movie? Anyone that watched it can explain?
>>215086481There's an alternate timeline where Marvel thought this movie would be a critical hit and they goes onto make oscar worthy capeslop.glad that didn't happen.
>>215086521It's a shitpost movie making fun of legacy sequels/reboots
>>215086481NPH just makes a poor bad guy.
>>215086521Studio said they'd make the movie with or without the troons, so one of the troons wrote it even though he didn't really want to and filled the movie to the brim with meta references to the point where the movie mocks itself for existing. The action sucks, the story is forgettable, the only sliver of a redeemable quality is it being self aware of how pointless it is at a scale few other movies reach.
>>215086521the wackovskis forgot to mention 'trans politics' in the previous one so they made yet another sequel to have that line in itthe rest is just fluff
>>215086481Avatar 2
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>>215088058What the fuck were they thinking with this one?
FOR YOU
>>215086595>bro the mcu needs more diversity lets hamfist some space browns into it whats the worst reception it could get?
>>215086481it wasnt as bad as i expected i actually liked it but i still dont get why it needed to existit kinda fucks with a lot of the deep matrix lore iirc
>>215087112recently rewatched this and all the 'bro' and 'cuz' from the kids had me wanting to slap someone
>>215086481Hugo Weaving is one of those snobs that never wants to reprise a role, but surely Lawrence Fishburne was more than willing to do it?
>>215088360This was good tho...
>>215088438totally
It’s so funny Chase thought he could be a real filmmaker
>>215088482They talk like negros at first, but they get battered by real circumstances and one of the brothers dies attempting someone genuine heroic (not stealing a cop car).
>>215088562basedi love equating modern diversity to the bk kids club, it's so apt
>>215088593i kinda felt something when jake told his kid 'i see you' at the end
>>215088051My buddy just watched this and said it was good. I watched it when the torrent came out and don't even remember anything about it.
>>215088609it was a prototype concept they tested on clueless kids
>>215087078why did you add a fake answer after the real answer
>>215086524>Shit Stain: The Movie
>>215086481Mid life crisis the movie.
>>215088364I liked this one
>>215088666Checked, Satan
>>215086521It's Freddie Got Fingered - Matrix Edition. As >>215086747 said WB said they were going to sloppify the franchise one way or another so the pink haired tranny brother said fuck it and sloppified it his way. The first act is fun inside baseball shitposting if you know anything about the behind the scenes bullshit that surrounds preproduction of movies. But once that's done it turns back into mostly a straight forward paint by numbers modern scifi capeshit plot. I can't recommend spending any time watching it unless you're a bigtime matrix fan and you followed all the trials and tribulations surrounding the franchise over time. Otherwise it'd be like watching deadpool & wolverine as someone who has never touched a comicbook or watched a single second of a marvel movie.
>>215089333Checked, Jesus
>>215086481This sucked so bad but surprisingly for none of the reasons I thought it would. It being meta still doesn't excuse it for being shit.
>>215088495Iirc he would have done it but Larry (Wachowski) never called or had the original Morpheus in the script.
>>215086481>"oh yeah that happened" the movieis there anything in the past 10 years that isn't?
>>215088095the memberberries were ripe to harvest
>>215088058>>215088095I liked it
>>215088666>>215089333>>215089500
>>215086481that White Rabbit trailer is seared into my fucking brain from COVID-era movie attendances
I mean... you wanna talk about the slop that flopped? This shit was advertised to hell and back and gone the day after it came to cinemas
The only reason the movie is remembered is because of these dogshit posters
>>215090290Forgot image
>>215090175There is a montage in the movie too. Honestly one of the few moments they seemed to care, Merovigian cameo was funny too.
>>215088568he didn't even direct this
Long before Ubisoft decided to rape their own franchise. They thought pic related was the key to reviving it.
>>215086481oh yeah, this shit happened
>>215090290>>215090306This was one was not even that bad, had Ewan Mcgregor (I like the twist that his character complains seconds before dying that he is supposed to be the hero) and other nice actors like Nicholas Hoult, Ian Mcshane and Eleanor Tomlinson. Damn, the villain (picrel) is Bill Nighy! But they chose the worst possible design for the giants and like you mentioned focused all the marketing on their awful faces.Directed by Bryan Singer, our favourite twink connoisseur. He went back to X-Men movies after this one.
>wait five years for a horror X-Men movie>between those years you get Dark Phoenix, X-Men Apocalypse, Logan, and Deadpool and DP 2>fatigue is setting in because its a constant back and forth of good to shit movies >finally pic related comes out smack dab in the beginning of COVID and it's beaten out by Sonic the Hedgehog
>>215088058loool this really happened
>>215088364Came for this.
>>215090426It's wprth mentioning the only reason anyone gave a shit about the X-Men horror movie is because Fant4stic was marketed as a horror superhero movie and so was Brightburn and that was the "thing" in 2014-2015
>>215090199It was actually good, but I guess it was too chinese for americans and vice-versa, also goddamn Pascal is really everywhere.
>>215090454>Gordy's gone man
>>215090426>they got Anya before she was big>she was a 10/10 cast as Magik>movie is utter shit and she will never go back to the roleThey also wasted Alice Braga, she's a great actress but only chose flops (Predators, Elysium)
>lets make an adult comedy where some preteen boys play with sex toys and shitPorky's this is not. And Seth Rogen is a creep
>>215090610>being proud of NeighborsThat was an waste of Richard Ayode and that's it.
I saw billboards with this shit.
>>215086521it's so the Wackovski brothers could pay for their bottom surgery
>>215090426>not calling it "The Newtants"Major fuck up from the get-go.
>>215090688None of them are amphibians.
>>215086524the light saber scene offended me so much i havent spent a dollar on hollywood films since, ffs almost a decade, fuck you RJmy vote is black little mermaid, that shit is so offensive i wont post the poster
This is not a porn parody. This is real. And its still better than the other live action Dragonball
>>215088058If they made this a couple years after the first it might have been good. Same thing with Twisters, wait too long for a sequel and it just doesn't have the same impact.
>>215090454>was an immensely successful film which still lingers in the public consciousnessI think you're not understanding the thread theme.
>>215086481Yikes
>>215090785Kek I watched this years and years ago, it's so fucking bad, but yeah, the american one is worse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkpJul4Di8M
>>215090635>>215090610Fuck Christmas campaign.
>>215090981Oh shit I just discovered there was another one>Chronologically speaking, this is the second live-action adaptation of Akira Toriyama's "Dragon Ball" manga (although an unlicensed and therefore unofficial adaptation), it came a year after the release of Dragon Ball: Son Goku Fights, Son Goku Wins (1990). Picrel and it's full on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQcNwvpFHPo
>>215091084Lol okay I didn't know there were other ones. To be clear I was refering to the Dragonball Evolution movie in my original post.
>>215091084Goddamn this is some North Korean dictator kidnaps his favourite director to make a movie shit.
>>215091190I'm not going to pretend like those hand puppets aren't kino.
>>215088445It really showed the limits of make up and other techniques to make an actor to look younger.I have to say that Isabelle fuhrman and the rest of the cast were good but the movie was a bit awkward.
>>215091190>>215091084Also the guy who plays Goku is one of the actors that were in Squid game in the first season.I guess that his situation and Korean media has came along.
>>215086481even ignoring the shit plot, im mind blown how truly awful all the fights and action scenes werelegit 1/10 choreography with a cut every half a second, it reapeats matrix 1 scenes but makes them worsei dont get why they make keanu fight physically instead of using guns, guy is in great shape for his age but you can tell he didnt do any martial arts in decades, when in the first movie characters use guns much more than their fists
>>215091287There isn't a single fight in any Matrix movie that looks good. I'm not just saying that as a zoomer. They all look... so bad.
Do shows count?
>>215091310dunno what you smoking, the metro fight in matrix 1 still holds up, and you had the dojo and other stuff in there tooi never watched it long after it came out and i could see whats the hype was about, great music that flows with the action and highly stylized asian cinema inspired fightsmatrix 4 had none of that style
>>215088360KINO>>215088445Actually had a fantastic twist that "one ups" the original despite being a prequel>Pic Relatedmy vote would be Chappie (2015) which I thought was decent, actuallyA lot of my friends didn't know there is a Borat 2, which is one of the least funny things I have ever seen.
>>215088360tried watching it couple of times, got bored and turned it off every timewhy is this piece of shit so long?
Fuck this boring movie and fuck /tv/ for trying to force it to be a "thing". I guess its based on some anime but I walked out so fucking pissed that I wasted my money I didn't even bother finding out.
>2025...I am forgotten.See also:Borderlands (2024)Battleship (2012)Gamer (2009)Assassin's Creed (2016)
>>215086481Every movie after 2015
>>215091483It really butchers the hell out of the manga that it's based on.
>>215090426We'll never get blonde anya with bangs ever again. Why even fucking live
>>215086521Trannies don't want to work with IP anymore. Jews seethe and say they'll give their creation to someone else and do it anyway. Tranny comes back and says fine then makes meta-movie that sucks on purpose to fuck over the jews. Movie is self-aware about it as well. It's basically a fuck you piece. It's not good at all, but I think it like when Frank Ocean released that video album to get out of his contract and then immediately dropped Blonde like the next day. It's just a fuck you.
>>215088344I watched the first 30 minutes of this weeks ago and I'm too lazy to finish it.
>>215091528legit negative iq scriptthose town sized tanks sneaking up on a village has to be top 10 dumbest scenes in cinema history
>>215086524How is this "oh yeah, that happened" This fucking movie started so many annoying movie commentators careers.
>>215090426This movie is somehow BORING. It's teenagers with superpowers vs eldritch horror, with lesbians and everything....and it's just so painfully fucking boring to sit through.
>>215088360fucking dogshit
I cannot stress how annoyed I am at the fact that if you search the name "Harley Quinn" this is the version that comes up most of the time. I have no idea what WB were thinking by putting this shit out. As a capechad and a kino enjoyer it's not a good time watching Margot Robbie be loudly unfunny with a bunch of other dykes and some castrated huwhite men for 2 hours. I don't give a FUCK if I sound like an incel.
>>215090890In the states, maybe.But the entire planet is not america.Nobody else blows their load over seeing orange cheeto man.
>>215088495Pretty sure Weaving is at least 2 for 2 for not reaprising roles and he's been pretty vindicated on both. Agent Smith and Red Skull.
>>215088360>>215091438Its nothing more than a tour/travelogue/history narrative. There's no tension in it at all because everyone that is in this that's in Fury Road is gonna live, everyone who's not in Fury Road is gonna die. So there's literally no suspense at all, Immortan Joe is gonna win at the end.So all it accomplishes is showing locations alluded to in passing in Fury Road. Even Immortan Joe is fairly boring in this film, and Hemsworth is corny as fuck.
>>215091628This movie was supposed to be WB's feminist answer to the Joker. Andpic related was Disney's answer to the Joker
>>215086481it's better than the original matrix because it's self aware.
>>215091628as a 2000s girlboss TV enjoyer, i share your pain.
>>215090454Bro its like one of the most celebrated military/gun movies.
Yeah sorry you aren't gonna make a woman who murders puppies a sympathetic character. What were they smoking?
>>215091680>feminist answer to the Joker.Nah. Women latched on to Skwad Harley (particularly at Halloween) because she's Joker's equally damaged girlfriend.WB read this somehow as "this female character has Joker energy" which is totally wrong.They made her a "Don't need no Joker" character and it completely destroyed her appeal to pretty much anyone.
>>215091722>What were they smoking?It was made for China.
>>215091680You know I watched Cruella and it was fine but the most annoying thing about the movie was the hard retcon of her character.
Terrible.
I get what they were trying to do. It's a planet of Apes and this is one part of the planet we get to see. But maybe for the next movie can they choose a part of the planet that isn't such a bore? The original remake trilogy was good from start to finish and this is not the way you reboot it. Also>Nova is just a name given to female humansYeah I guess it is a little awkward how they made the little girl essentially be named after Taylor's sex prize in the last movie. But what a cop out.
The Flash.It was readily apparent that the DCEU was dead and buried, but they went ahead with this movie starring an actor that had negative appeal and buzz, in a plot that MCU had already done at least twice (and had been done in other movies recently), drug poor Keaton back into the bat-suit, threw in appallingly shitty Indian CGI scenes, spent a FORTUNE marketing it, even bribing Tom Cruise into endorsing it....This was WB's tentpole movie that year, until Barbie started generating authentic online buzz.
>>215091726>this female character has Joker energyThey tried to make her into Deadpool
>>215091829You only think this if you saw TDK when you were 12 and read that as "The Joker", it's not who the character is outside of Heat Legend.
>>215088364Samara giving a dorky hug webm.
>>215091816>James Gunn's favorite movieI'm so glad people can see how shitty his Superman is. And don't forget the names of everyone who gave it high praise. >mfw AngryJoe put out a review calling it a low 6/10 but changed it to 8/10 when all the other reviewers were praising it.
>>215091888The Flash was no one's favorite movie.Zaslav was paying anyone and everyone he had connections to to heap Praise on The Flash, because WB had invested a huge sum into bringing it into existence, and rewrote it a couple times because no one could stand it.
>>215090785Mexico broadcast it years ago. Roshi does a silly dance.
>>215091628I love Margot and she just wanted to make a girlie role model without sexual allure.
>>215087078>the Wachowskis never mentioned transgenderism in the orginal matrixyou didnt get the movie huh
>>215091946Which she managed with Barbie.But Joker's murderous ditzy sidekick is not that character.
>>215091888gunn is a weird creepy pedophile leftistmade 2 good things, guardians and suecide squad (second one), so now he can produce barely watchable crap like superman or antifa - the tv show that is peacemakerim still confused how guns superman is just 2007 superman all over again, but now with 20 extra side characters nobody gives a shit about
>>215091708Is it though? Is it ?
>>215091987>im still confused how guns superman is just 2007 supermanThis is retarded, the movies are nothing alike in content, tone or execution.No one even really turns on Superman in Man of Steel, he turns himself into the military briefly.
>>215088230this was good though
>>215091680MOGG'd eternally by Glenn Close in a movie from 2000 and its not even funny. Even the bitch from Once Upon a Time did better I didn't actually watch Once Upon A Time but I do not like Emma Watson
>>215092019He means (i assume) the situation is similar. WB hired Bryan Singer because his work on X-Men was good to head a new Superman movie. Now 20 years later they hired Gunn because his work on GoTG was good and its the same verse same as the first. And it's gonna be funny watching them spin to justify keeping Gunn when the latest Superman made less than both Man of Steel and Superman Returns AND SUPERMAN 4 the Quest for Peace
>>215092019i mean superman returns, not man of steelpeople forget there was another superman reboot attempt before snyder came on, also it had the same retarded lex story, pretty sure gunn tried to prove he can do it better
>>215091915That scene with all the other previous DC movies in their CG slopfest glory was so fucking cringy. I remember I treated my friends to this movie, meaning I paid for all our tickets, and I was actually apologizing when we left the theatre. I've never been upset at a movie but Flash had me seething.
>>215092247the bizarre thing is that it was written in a way it would basically be a cgi moviethere was legit no way to adapt this screeplay without it turning into cgi shitfest, yet they still greenlit it
>>215091789I sincerely question why sequel comedies get made. I genuinely can't think of a sequel comedy that was better than the first or at the very least on par with the first.
>>215092323They should have just hired actors from previous movies and shows to reprise the roles. Michael Keaton is one thing but it would've been hype to see Christian Bale Batman too. Maybe even more. Instead of Latina Superman They should get Tom Welling to finally put on the suit. How. How. How?? How is it possible that the CW can get these guys but a 4 billion dollar movie can't?
>>215092387Ghostbusters 2 is what comes to mind.
>>215092175>also it had the same retarded lex story,Anon, half the Superman movies for the last half century have the same retarded Lex story.
>>215092412since most of it was made in post and reshootsthey probably had 0 fucking idea how they will make the movie work and what will even be in it
>>215092387>>215092444hot shots: part deux
>>215092387Happy Death Day 2U evolved the original in pretty great ways
>>215091816God damn I totally forgot I even watched this movie, in the theater no less
>>215091803This was my favorite movie in the series
>>215092387Don't tell me you hate Scary Movie 2
>>215092387Ace Ventura 2Addams Family ValuesAustin Powers 2Christmas VacationRush Hour 2Barbershop 2Naked Gun 2
>>215092476That's because there isn't a single idea in it that hasn't been done better in at least a few other movies.
>>215092447Nta but isn't that what he means? James Gunn is just continuing the cycle by doing the same shit?
>>215092530kek what
>>215092448Its Gunn's fault that they did most of the reshoots. How the fuck is he in charge right now?
>>215092579At this point, with this many directors, it has to be a WB mandate.Gunn's enthusiasm is clearly not for Superman at all, but he has to "refurbish" the grim Man of Autism for WB so he can play with the toys he wants to play with.Hence why Guy, Terrific and the rest are vastly more interesting.Also it's the best Luthor that has ever been put to screen. I wouldn't be shocked if he passes the next Superman film to a different director.
Female John Wick
>>215092600I don't blame Gunn for The Flash any more than I blame Whedon for JUSTice League.Both were handed a gigantic turd that WB had unwisely spent 100s of millions on with a result that was totally unwatchable.
>>215092641This was the embarrassing fetishization of tragedy before Charlie Kirk was even a thing.
>>215086747Pretty much this. The plot made no sense. My friend and I went to it to hate watch it, expecting a 1/10, but as bad as it was, the spectacle and action was there. Like overall it was a 4/10, but considering it outperformed my expectations I'll give it props for that.
>>215086524Rise of Skywalker would be an actual example. Last Jedi is most certainly not a "oh yeah that happened" forgotten film that made no impact.
>>215092670>The twisted mind of Matthew VaughnI thought that was a meme!
>>215090857Twisters was a big success and more well received than the first one.
>>215090306I like it
>>215092387Shrek 2
>>215092650I disagree. I know I'm gonna sound like a Snyder Dicksucker but twice WB forced him to put a botched version of his movie into theatre. Watching the Ultimate Cut of BvS was damn near a different movie. And while ZSJL isn't perfect WB did the Bryan Singer/James Gunn thing of getting the Marvel guy to make a DC movie and it was shitty because of that. Had they stuck to the course and just made their capeshit the "edgy and gritty" one they could have at least stood out amongst the shit pile. Instead WB desperately tried to join it.
>>215088051I didn't even know there was a sequel
>>215092670You win. I felt like a node in my brain stem lit up after seeing that poster.
>>215090635>not an adaptation of that big tiddy Dodsons comicShame.
>turned a Key and Peele skit into a movie
>>215092595It's a remake ofhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_Places_(1974_film)But pitched as a sequel to The Big Lebowski.
>>215092871The best part is that actor for the main character isn't even fully black
>>215092682Brother wait until you see Shindler's List
>>215092943I can't comment on the movie but that poster is so awful
>>215091528My wife and I watched this like 9 months ago and it was so terrible. It looked like it would be good though the but the plot and acting were just terrible. It was actually entertaining though, about half way through we both realized it was bad and actually enjoyed it more.
>>215091628While I wouldn't call it good, I think it's a little underrated, at least in the fight choreography department. It would've been easy for them to do the usual girlboss thing and have them beat a bunch of men effortlessly. But in all the fights the girls were taking hits, using weapons exclusively, and actively did things to make the goons not all attack once (instead of them arbitrarily waiting their turn). Doesn't excuse everything else and still wasn't that great overall, but I appreciated it in the age of CGI slop fights.
>>215093108I can't believe you posted that knowing damn well there's a scene where black Black Canary does a sonic yell that knocks several men into the air but only slightly speeds up Harley Quinn on skates.
I watched this movie like 50 times as a kid and still forget its a real movie as an adult.
>>215091803I enjoyed it, but was definitely of lesser quality story wise compared to the first 3. when do we get to the actual remake of the original? hopefully it's the next one.
>>215092800this
For being RDJ's first movie after Endgame and having a shit ton of celebrities doing voices in it, this was such a massive failure. Never hear about it
>>215092623I gave this a shot, it just bored me. There are a few films like this that I try every few years and never have the attention span to finish. Films like The Neon Demon and Last Night in Soho.
>>215091888>AngryJoeHe put out 4 videos. One was a nonspoiler review and then a spoiler one. One was a cope video explaining why he liked not loved it. One was one of his favorite superman comics because he had to prove how big a fan he is of Superman. And finally he put out a re:review of the movie in which he took a knee to the mob and raised the score. I've never lost so much respect for someone in such little time. This was in the span of two months. Another one was Red Letter Media who up until now refused to review any capeshit but suddenly they come out and see the worst example of what capeshit is. Something that felt more like a parody of Superman than anything that was trying to be Superman. And they love it. I felt like I was going crazy and honestly /tv/ gassing the film up didn't help. But ever since it went to streaming a lot of people have been turning on it.
>>215086611I heard he makes a pretty good bottom
>>215093559He doesn't make a good Count Olaf thats for sure.
>>215086481Still better than that last one
>>215088095>What the fuck were they thinking with this one?1. They waited too long to make a sequel.2. Many of the original cast didn't return.3. The Director said he was waiting for the CGI to get good enough to where he could make the alien ships as big as continents in order to show That the aliens from the first movie were just a small scout party. Not the real main force.4. The producers wanted to make this into a franchise like the Marvel movies. 5. They forgot that the first movie was successful because of "AMERICA FUCK YEAH. WE KILL ALIENS" action fans.6. The "Children of the original cast members" concept was stupid because No one remembers the original movie because it was 25 years ago. I barely remember Will Smith and I don't care about his son in the movie7. A LOT of China pandering which in retrospect is really dumb now that the Usa relations with China is bad.
>>215093692Damn, forgot the picture
>>215093314I mean if you're expecting them to do the whole >Goriillas=military Chimps=council Orangs=scientistsThing I think that got abandoned
From the comedic duo that bought you step brothers... a movie nobody wanted!
>>215090199It's hilarious because the movie was actually a decent action movie. It was just the Chinese army fighting mystical monsters. Reminded me of the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers. Like The Battle of Helms deep where they have to defend the wall. The problem is they advertised Matt Damon so much and the trailers made everyone believe Matt Damon was the lead. When I watched the film, he was barely in it, and was just a supporting cast member. The main heroes were Chinese.Yet my Chinese roommates became IRRATIONAL when I mention this movie. They say "I don't need to watch a movie about Matt Damon saving China".Lmao the marketing really fucked up the film.
>>215090426>accidentally cut a trailer way more interesting than the movie you're advertising>waste money trying to fix itMany such cases
>>215092623Turned this one and was immediately put off by the constant blaring 80s songs, it didn't feel very authentic
>>215093812>turned this oneTried watching the first 20 mins of this one*
What was even the point of this?
>>215090426Wasn't Dark Phoenix the reason why Fox sold X-Men to Dosney and thats why New Mutants got delayed?
>>215093768I'm not going to lie. I don't want to go to a movie about the Great Wall of China and see a white guy in it. The same way I don't want to see a black dude in a movie about the O.K. corral shootout
>>215088344Daniel feels like such an afterthought. Like they were pitching this shit and an executive was like 'well people like Cobra Kai, right?' so they shoehorned Daniel in as a co-lead with like 5 minutes of screen time and gave Johnny a cameo.
>>215094081>tactical scar on her cheek and armThis looks like shit. >>215090326Lets round the trilogy out. Don't worry. Sonic saved vidya movies.
>>215094081>>215094127It's always a nice neat cut on the cheek, or if they're REALLY daring, a cool cut over the eye (but not touching the eye, cripples are hard to write). Never like a horrible gash across the chin and mouth, or disfiguring scar through the nose or a ripped off ear or something.
>>215088058Seemed like a straight to DVD Bluray movie was a mockumentary to the first one.
>>215092943Wannabe star wars movie. Gunna be a major sell out with other movies and content.
>>215094081I immediately got out of immersion when near the end she is fighting a dude 1v1, the dude immediately gets her back in a rear naked and somehow her 89lb body overpowers the guy.
>Netflix attempt at evil Superman to compete with The Boys
I like Will Yun Lee but holy shit this sucked ass
>>215094420I only know this as a GBA game.
>>215094356It even got a follow up cartoon
>>215086521WB wanted to force another matrix movie so wachowski xisters made it as shitty as possible so nobody would ever consider it canon.
I have no clue what this movie was about.
>>215088051Watched it a few days ago, what an absolute piece of shit.>>215092817Don't bother watching it, it's a parody of the first one.
>>215094514>bloodshit
>>215094514This marked the beginning of Covid Cinema for me. That's all I recall of it.
>>215090635VERTICALS
>>215093869The two Prey games and Prey movie is such a confusing trilogy
>>215088364I just want people to know there was a Bill and Ted fansite excitedly speculating about those possibility of a Bill and Ted 3 for years, maybe even a decade or so before this came out.Iirc they had evidence and shit for years so this wasn't necessarily shat out on a whim even if it feels that way. Maybe it took a decade to get everyone to agree and have their schedules line up.
>>215086521It's a film about Neo playing a game designer who made an amazing game trilogy with a good first act, meh middle and decent ending with a clear beginning, middle, and end that is well remembered. The publisher wants to make a fourth game. Neo notes that's retarded but the publisher tells him if he doesn't make it with them, they'll do it anyway but without him, so Neo spends time at his work truing to figure out how to make a part four to his trilogy that doesn't suck ass.No really, that's the plot.Really.Fucking really.Holy fuck, really, that's a plotline in universe.Let that shit really sink in nigga.Think about that for a second.
>>215095042What’s interesting about Bill and Ted 3 is that the actors and writers were the ones who actually wanted to make it and the studios thought it would suck and bomb, I recall a video of Alex and Keanu literally telling fans to let execs know there is a demand for a third movie. I thought the movie was just okay but it’s a weird inverse of how most sequels usually go
>>215092025Holy fuck this old lady isn't even that old.Fuck fuck fuck I'm almost as old as this "old" lady fuck fuck fuck
>check thread>basically all movies in the last 10 yearskek
>>215095200Needed an R rating.
>>215093521>Another one was Red Letter Media who up until now refused to review any capeshitHello. How old are you, newfriend?I was just remembering their xmen review a decade ago when they said the xmen with Jennifer Lawrence looked cheap and Mike mocked jay for only liking Marvel "they don't take themselves too seriously" and Jay legitimately had no idea which superheroes were DC or Marvel.They also reviewed Xmen judgment day the one with time travel. I'm pretty sure they've reviewed every single Avengers movie. They were a big reason I saw Avengers 1 which I thought sucked and I couldn't understand how they liked this garbage justifying that its the cinematic equivalent of playing with your action figures. I'm guessing you think they've never touched capeshit because they bitched out of "The Batman" a few years ago, inbetween reviewing both Jokers, and Thor Love and Thunder and Deadpool 3.
>>215087112something that kind of pissed me off about the sequel was how they gave sully that ugly ass cornrose hairstyle when in the first movie, he had nice looking slightly braided hair.
>>215094081Ding ding ding we have a winner
>>215095323>they gave sully that ugly ass cornrose hairstyle when in the first movie, he had nice looking slightly braided hair.Wow. I didn't notice that all.If I ever watch the sequel again I probably still won't notice. I will never be able to confirm you didn't make this up, without making a concerted effort to notice this on purpose.
>>215093978>I'm not going to lie. I don't want to go to a movie about the Great Wall of China and see a white guy in it. Cucked>The same way I don't want to see a black dude in a movie about the O.K. corral shootoutBucked
>>215094184reapplying the scar makeup for every day of shooting (and probably more than once for heavy action scenes with sweating and motion) or that limits expressions with the face in an industry built on filming expressions of the face, yeah it won't work out. Little scar on a flat surface that heals up by the next scene is the best they can do. Maybe AI movies could do it convincingly, but probably not.
>>215094127How does Mark Whalberg still have a career? Mel Gibson never blinded a vietnamese man in race violence.
>>215086481just start the timeline from when the netflix bux started overflowing the feeding trough. so much watch once and discard crap it's like all cash in and phone it in movies as far as the eye can see.
It's a piece of shit too
>>215095200This movie taught me the humanoid bots are EM 208's as opposed to ED 209's.It was pretty fun.
>>215086481just had this conversation at work today when somebody reminded me this exists
>>215095479They had the gall to put a 3 on the title when in 2 Leatherface had been chainsawed in the gut and then exploded by a frag grenade. They also pulled a whole new family for him out of their ass lmao
>>215092623Is that jenna ortega in a wig?
>>215092617>Also it's the best Luthor that has ever been put to screen.Its the worst. How do you not prefer Kevin Spacey?
>>215092708No episode number qualifies. Han Solo qualifies because NO ONE talks about it even to shit on it.
>>215094356What a waste of 200 million dollars. The showrunner left in the middle of production.>>215094457And the anime it's only remembered by its intro.On the other hand the cover of sfx is hilarious for showing Elena Kampouris butt
>>215092867I liked the first 3. Was it any good?
>>215093460Lyle CrocadileThe Wild
>>215095239I mean if you want to spam the thread with 1960's hits like, Ninja Niggers from Outer Space, or whatever slop you'd find in a RedLetterMedia BoTW video, be my guest.
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>>215094343Damn you just reminded me they made a fucking Mortal Kombat movie in 2019. A bad one.
>>215091726>character is retardly sexualized>costumes are so sold out they are being sold at 3x markups by scalpers>WB 'emancipates' the character so hard they call her spinoff 'Birds of Prey: The Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn'>cover up the character>push the feminist icon angle>women stop caringFunny how that works.
>>215095936I drank 3 pitchers of beer to get through that movie.
>>215095975Fantabulous*
>>215090199lead chinky girl in this is hot
At least I got a handjob watching this movie in theaters
Why wasn't I born in the universe where this is just an animated Ralph Bakinshi movie and not... this?
>>215095975I love who within the first week cinemas just shortened the title to either Birds of Prey or Harley Quinn. The title is dogwater. Second that garish golden overall outfit that makes her look like she's draped in piss? That costume designer should be fired. Fuck is wrong with you? This isn't barbie dress up. This is capeshit. Put on the spandex and punch someone who's also in spandex. On that note the only compliment I can give Gunn's Suicide Squad is Harley didn't look as bad as she did I know she spent most of the move barefoot in a red dress but it looked far better than that outfit in Birds of Prey
>>215096010The line>Flawless Victory... for Liu KangSends douche chills down my spine like you wouldn't believe. What makes it worse is that he got hit a few times in that fight so it's literally not a flawless victory.
>>215093214if you don’t remember surf ninjas you’re getting Alzheimer’s
>>215096292this was supposed to end the coen meme for good
>>215096292easily their most forgettable movie. At least Ladykillers is bad enough to be remembered.
>>215086521to make money and rape the end of the trilogy, that's it, i watched that shit and i wanted to punch my monitorMorpheus is a AI/ghost, machines decide to have a fucking civil war for some reasons(muh energy, because they are not smart enough to invent a fusion ), Neo was never the One, he was the One with Trinity, without her he will be loser with no powers (muh power of love), for some reasons both have powers in real life (they caused an explosion in real life, make no sense), mankind and AI are friends now (i bet the meetings are fun, imagine being in the same room with the "people" who raped and wanted to genocide you 20 years ago ), Agent Smith is back but with 10 times less charisma and acting
>>215096137>>215093765I said this in another thread but Sherlock Holmes, King Arthur, and Robin Hood are magnets for the most soulless Hollywood scriptwriters to molest. Each time they make a movie with these public domain characters people feel less inclined to read the originals.
>>215096292I forgot this as I was watching itBy the end I couldn't remember any of it
This is a reboot of a show from 1960 and it was so boring. Man oh man. Armie Hammer and Caville are seconds away from flexing so hard that their suits explode and there's barely any action. Guy Ritchie... why?
Has a movie ever left you personally offended?
>>215096359That plot sounds very stupid.
>>215096271But anon, he said the line. He had to say the line, because we all know the line. I've never even played mortal kombat and i know the line. If he didn't spit out the popular internet meme phrase and it flopped, the Hollywood execs would accuse the director of being too pretentious to appease fans.
>>215096364Serious question. Should i read sherlock, robinhood, etc?
>>215096535Triggered, snowflake?
>>215096470>This is a reboot of a show from 1960You reminded me there's a lethal weapon show and a 12 monkeys show.
Only Whies will appreciate the need to shutdown 4chan with its daily IDF companions and gargage content. Let's shut it down to brown town (Haifa). Too bad thje ESL turd worlders will never undersrtand this post.
>>215086597best answerit's a way doing a matrix 4 movie saying stop asking me to do matrix 4 movieit's also a confession of bitterness about having been swallowed by the system they were calling to overthrow in The Matrix
>>215092530>Hamm named on the poster>Not shown on the poster>Cannavale, Turturro and Sarandon shown twice>Tautou unrecognisable>Davidson not named but featured prominently on the posterPlease tell me, WTF
>>215096941>>215096941>Too bad thje ESL turd worlders will never undersrtand this post.>thjeWhat are "Whies"
>>215096844Yes.
>>215088568I at least liked the ending when he took his hand.
>>215088058I'm in tears laughing, just looking at the cover art.
>>215093186I actually memoryholed that part completely.
>>215086524love how much to this day reddit struggles and fights tooth and nail to prove this was anything but a cinematic turd
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>>215094787I didn't have high hopes for this and it still let me down hard.The Stonehenge performance at the end was kino, though it was on YouTube before the movie even came out.
>>215086481go eat some walruses
>>215090981Is that the one where Puar is a parrot?
>>215096359>imagine being in the same room with the "people" who raped and wanted to genocide you 20 years agonow you know how black people feel
>>215092387>why sequel comedies get madeThe same answer for any other sequel, money. They know they will get loads no matter the quality because the first one already hooked the audience, and they will probably come back to a third one too just to "finish the trilogy". It's a scam and they know, but people always fall for this shit
>>215088438It was so poorly done in this regard that I wouldn't be shocked if there was some cynical intentional sabotage angle too it. Something like "put all our diversity obligations for the MCU in this garbage that conveniently has like 12 main characters"
>>215092623You know it's bad when the movie is about Sofia Boutella and Charlize Theron having sex while killing people and still boring.
>>215095911Top kek what in the Spy Kids circle of hell is this?
>>215096844Yes. Sherlock starts with a bang, A Study in Scarlet is a great book.
>>215091284>the guy who plays Goku is one of the actors that were in Squid game in the first season.Fuck he was the bully in season one
>>215096844The best part of Sherlock Holmes is seeing him slowly but surely teach Watson his methods of deduction. The best part of King Arthur is watching this boy grow from a whelp to the most powerful person next to Merlin (Arthur is still a cuck though. Lancelot rulez)The best part of Robin Hood is watching him talk no jutsu these wild ass characters who essentially are sent to catch him but end up getting outsmarted and joining him.
>>215100715>Arthur is still a cuck though. Lancelot rulezFrench fanfic
>>215094457literal dogshitholy shit the music, the sound everything its sooo fucking bad who signed off on this garbage i couldnt even finish it
>>215091628This movie killed Harley Quinn
>>215088316>watched this shit last weekendby god, it was bad, really bad, and i don't mean like a jew biting off the foreskin or a mudslim raping a little girl or a priest raping a little boy, it was worse, way worse
>>215090610>From the jews who brought you Superbad, Neighbors and Sausage Party>demon hornsChecks out.
>>215088058this movie and 'the predator' are probably the two worst attempts at big budget movies i've ever seen
>>215090504>I'll be outside. Good luck.
>>2150916612 for 3, since he came back for the hobbit movies. or maybe it's 3 for 4 since he didn't come back for the new gollum movie coming out
>>215101148>hexagon uses pentagon as a scapegoatMANY such cases
Soiboy movie
>>215091803ngl boys i liked every one of those new apes movies to some degree, and there's like five of them. pretty impressive
>>215095166glenn close is 78 fuckin years old, greybush
Not going to lie, wish we got more cool wuxia movies. Seeing Hero in cinemas is definitely one of the best cinematic experiences i've ever had.
>>215088058That era of Hollywood trying to shoehorn China into everything to get the chinese audience was a horrible time.
>>215086524This is one of the most memorable releases in the last decade, even if not for good reasons. It completely poisoned the well of any further discussion of this series
>>215101342I remember watching Hero when I was 12 and thinking it was the dumbest movie I have ever seen
>>215088360>FuriosaThis was a legit good movie. Criminally underrated.
>>215101148I think picrel was far worse. They kept going with "oh this is totally not Mike Meyers" until the last episode and then "guess what? It was Mike all along!". Yes, we know.
>>215102005Well it's ok to be a retard 12yo when you are 12yo. I hope you rewatched that masterpiece and now understands you are wrong >>215101209The idea was ok but they let Elizabeth Banks direct. Look, she's my favourite Pedowood milf and actually a good actress but goddamn don't let her direct a movie again, specially after Charlie's Angels.
>>215092670This was a good movie. I had no idea who Dua Lipa was and thought she was some random skank hired for a role that's on-screen for less than 5 mins.When I found out how asspained people were about her screen time I was mystified.
>>215086481The best thing to come out of this franchise was the animatrix. It might be the only good thing.
