post the classics herecalm dumbledore only, no angry all caps nonsense
>w87ov2knkotf1Google images, first result.>a reddit saved image from a redditor cap posted yesterdayOP is a genuine redditor looking to get more reddit points
>>215086956Stop projecting and contribute, faggot
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>>215087067>projectinguhh you do know on the non-mobile version of this site you can see FNs, reddit tranny
>post the classics here>calm dumbledore only, no angry all caps nonsense
>>215086831>“Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret nephew Aurelius? He was an illegitimate half-muggle love child whom his family was ashamed of, so his mother’s sister sailed to the United States with him as a baby, instead of his father or mother. When the ship started to sink (because it was the Titanic), the unrelated half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard switched him out with her half-brother (whose mother was consensual, and also white). The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that his daughter’s mother's son would be angry that his mother was mind control raped and kill the baby instead of the rapist, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic instead of protecting him himself. Anyway, both babies just happened to be magic, so the daughter switched them so she could have a less annoying brother. His aunt thought that her nephew was still on the Titanic, and felt so strongly about this secret shame child that she’d tried to abandon in America that she tried to swim down and rescue him and drowned instead of just using magic while the rape daughter watched and did nothing to inform her that her real son was already safe. She then gave my nephew to a French half-elf servant who served the mother, and after the mother was raped and died in childbirth, that meant she had to continue serving the rapist, who thought he was the real son, and delivered him to the orphanage. My nephew was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, destroyed half of New York, had sex with Voldemort's pet snake, pioneered goth fashion, killed Bambi, and joined the alt-right led by a gay, sodomizable wizard Nazi who wanted to stop WWII. By the way, don’t ask why they used a muggle boat instead of apparating or flying across the ocean. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard” he said calmly.
He made school interesting, in his defense
>>215088173"Felix felicis" is literally just MDMA.
>>215086831>>215088173>>215087067Literal reddit filenames.Fuck off you Baskin faggot. Goddamn spamming subhumans.
>>215088594this is my favorite
>>215087792This is my favorite copypasta of all time. Only thing that comes close is 'three for free'.
>>215087792Yes
>>215086831>the classics>from yesterdayThat’s ok I still kekd
>>215087792wtf even is this? Is this actually a story? Tell me this isn’t a real story.
