I've had better

>>215086834
He just said he had better

>>215086834
some women just lay there
they don't realize sex is a combined effort

>>215086834
Hot women are often terrible at sex because they don't have to work hard to keep their partner horny.

I dated an amateur model once and all she had to do was lie there I would get so excited.

>>215087755
Dead fish are incredibly unappealing.

>>215086834
He just said he'd had better. Given the type of guy he was and being rich as fuck, he'd probably been banging high-class hookers two at a time. Those women are professionals.

>>215087755
in my experience, the hotter the girl the worse a pillow princess she is
>>215088163
>hey don't have to work hard to keep their partner horny.
dont think thats accurate.
Its more they fail to interact between people since theyve been relying on their looks all the time, so they suck to read the other during sex.
Ugly girls who are autistic are often also bad at sex.

>>215086834
there was an old joke we passed around in our 20s, "sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's good"

well eventually you reach a point where that just stops being true

>when the woman just lays there the way I intend to do after I finish and roll over
stealing my job, bitch.

>>215089182
that's why you gotta slap her around occasionally anon

>>215090097
but i dont like hitting my gf :(

>>215088321
I think probably most people of both genders are bad at sex. Being good at sex requires a confidence and willingness to bare your desires that not everybody has.

If you’re fucking nowadays you need to be going primal ape mode pounding and slapping and grunting and sweating and dirty talking/degrading her and choking or at least touching her throat, it’s exhausting.
I miss making love. How fucking gay is that?

>>215090870
Women are all insane, they can't just have fun. They always need status for everything, a 5'6" guy can make her cum but ... *shits pants in disgust* he... pukes on the floor.. is FIVE FOOT SIIIIIIIX AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Also the whole athleticism thing is big for them oh my boyfriend went primal ape mode. And he has a HUUUUGE PENIS

Women are literally doing hardcore eugenics and Naziism and genetic engineering and shit.

>>215089072
Ya when you can no longer pull hot chicks. There’s nothing worse than a mid who’s constantly putting up frigid barriers in bed.

>>215087755
there's nothing I like more than "they just lay there" girls
Only dicklets like indians or asians think the women should do something
A girl bouncing on your dick is a greater hazard than fighting the gorilla

>>215092626
sometimes my wife is lazy and just lays there and I jerk off on her and go to sleep

>>215088174
I encountered one of these, it was disturbing. I couldn't do it.